It was Christmas Eve and Sue had got back from the nursing home after watching "A Muppets Christmas Carol" with Jean. That night as she was thinking of how to torture Will even more she heard a low grumbling sound coming from the pipes.
"OW! Fricken pipe, shouldn't of got in my way" a voice grumbled. Wait a minute, that sounded like Noah Puckerman, that bad ass from the Glee club.
Just then,a clear shadow rose from the floor. It WAS Noah Puckerman the bad ass from the Glee club
"S'up?. Now,before you go all weirdo on me,I've come to deliver this message. Tonight,you're gonna be visited by 5 Cheerios. The Cheerios of Christmas Past,the Cheerio of Christmas Present and the Cheerio of Christmas yet to come,whatever you do,do NOT mess with the Cheerio of Christmas yet to come,out of all the chicks I've made out with,she's the worst"
"Wait,wait,wait,so basically I'm gonna be visited by 5 Cheerios who are gonna be teaching me about how Christmas is good? This is just like Christmas Carol!"
"Dude, I don't make the rules just follow em, and I've been told to come here to warn you"
"Warn me of what?" Sue scoffed
"Hell-o? Haven't you been listening? God I sound like Rachel. You ever heard of a Christmas Carol?"
"Yes"
"Okay so this Ebenezer what's his face, is really mean and gets visited by his old partner, Jacob Marley and Jake warns Scrooge 'bout 3 ghosts. Past, present and yet to come who visit Ebenezer to make him a better person. I got told to come down here and warn you 'bout 3 ghosts"
"So you're Jacob Marley?"
"Hell yeah! Only more bad ass"
"Okay,I'm going back to sleep now"
"One last question"
"What?"
"Is there any decent food in this place? All I found was cans of Red Bull and Protein Stuff"