New Akatsuki Teams

Note: I do not own Naruto or its characters. This is my first fanfic too...

Pain was getting quite angry with the ways that the Akatsuki pairings were. They may have been getting work done, but it was slow and the groups often fought. Hidan and Kakazu may have been immortal, but they had been getting into fights and destroying everything at the base. Deidara and Sasori wouldn't shut up about art and Deidara blew up the couch out of anger. Kisame was too loud for Itachi and Itachi usually left the base for silence, ending most meetings. And worst for Pain, Konan and him kept getting into fights about power. The only ones who were perfect, and never really did anything, were Zetsu and Tobi.

Pain decided it was enough. He called them to the base for a meeting, hoping not for any fights, for if one happened again, something would happen.

One by one, the Akatsuki members flowed into the room. So far so good, Pain thought, No fights yet. Then, all of a sudden, Hidan burst out.

"Hey you bastard! Jashin does exist! Don't you defy him!"

"Be quiet Hidan. No one believes in your sacrifices." Kakazu said.

"No! No you fucking bastard!" Hidan pulled out his scythe and pointed it towards Kakazu. "Jashin is real!"

As Kakazu also stood up, a quarrel between Deidara and Sasori broke out. Kisame joined into the Kakazu and Hidan fight. Zetsu started to argue with himself, while Tobi just sat there and watched it all. The fight between Deidara and Sasori became a lot more intense, Deidara starting to burst out in yelling.

"No! Art is an instant, it lasts for only a moment!"

"My art lasts long. Forever preserved for the perfect enemy."

"You call your puppets art? They're nothing but ugly bodies that do nothing!"

"How dare you Deidara..."

Suddenly, Konan spoke up. She started to fight with Pain about stopping the other fights. She started to get louder than the rest of the fights.

"Pain, you have to stop them! Stop the fighting!"

"Konan, please be quiet."

"No! Pain, stop the fighting-" Konan stopped as the air around Pain pushed out towards the whole Akatsuki.

"Everyone quiet NOW!" Pain was frustrated. He couldn't handle it any longer. It was like he was in a room full of children. He had decided on what he was to do.

"We shall all be separated into new teams. Deidara and Hidan, you two will be together. Sasori and Itachi. Kisame and Kakazu. Tobi and Konan." Pain sat down, looking around at the group. They all had disgusted faces. None of them liked their new partners.

Pain liked this silence. No one else did. Of course Tobi, because he burst out in humming.

"Tobi, Shut up. Please be quiet, it's annoying." Zetsu said. Tobi stopped at the comment and the room was silent for a long time.

Next Chapter: Deidara and Hidan! Please review! I hope I did well on my first one! :)

-Cakethief