A/N: This is a Luckyshipping fic. It is Red x Blue (girl). It just popped in my head a little while ago.
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Blue. Blue was a beautiful princess who was locked up in a tower because she stole from her daddy's wallet. She was quite clever; more so than her dad's guards. She was totally single, and her Internet connection died every time she went on a dating site.
One day, her dad came and said, "Blue, Blue, let down your brown hair!" Of course, she pulled him up because he had food, and the shotgun. He would shoot her if she didn't pull him up. Her dad smiled at her, and gave her a McNoland ten chicken nugget pack with medium size fries. After she scarfed it down, he told her she was getting married. She almost spit out her food all over him. He told her about a dashing young prince named Red, who was a brave fighter in Arceus's kingdom. Blue was scared about what he would be like; is he a monster? She thought.
When her father left, she put her hair on the little perch she had made for her Turtley friend who could fly. Then, she jumped. She halted to the ground, and was face to face with a red-eyed boy. Her heart leapt for a reason unbeknownst to her; and he smiled. "You must be Blue; come with me to Arceus's palace."
She didn't know why she did it, only that she wanted to go; and she said yes. Eventually, they arrived at the palace. For the next four weeks, she lived with him. She began to know him, and he always smiled at her.
One day, she tried to confess her love for him. She had realized that her heart had leaped for him because he was kind, and caring. The kind of boy she always wanted; the one she needed most. She blushed furiously, grasping the truth in that she would never be able t-and he kissed her. "I love you too, Blue." He went back to kissing her, and she made it last. Someone (I presume it was Mesprit), caught them kissing on camera, and downloaded it to PokeTube. The next day, when the kingdom saw it, they demanded Red and Blue marry. And so, with Arceus's approval, they had the biggest wedding of the century.
A/N: Please tell me how you think of my crack fic! :D This is unedited.