Flitter and Cloud Chaser in unconvincing costumes of Twilight and Pinkie on the countertop

Flitter: "Uh, hi kids! I-I'm Twilight Sparkle!"

Cloud Chaser: "And I'm Pinkie! nudge -Pie!"

Flitter:"And we're here to answer your questions!"

Cloud Chaser:"Right!"

Flitter:"Now, today we got a letter today from a kid named, uh, Flitter, who lives in a place, near…. Tex Mex somewhere.

Cloud Chaser:"Yeah, Tex Mex!"

Flitter:"This kid, uh, Flitter, says he knows this other kid, named, umm…"

Cloud Chaser:"Cloud Chaser!"

Flitter:"Yeah, sure, Cloud Chaser, this other kid named Cloud Chaser, now, this kid Flitter says that this kid Cloud is sooooooo selfish! One of the most selfish fillies in the whole world! So selfish, it just makes ya sick!"

Cloud Chaser:"N-no she's not."

Flitter:"Who's not?"

Cloud Chaser:"Cloud Chaser, she's not selfish, she's nice."

Flitter: "No! She's selfish, remember, the letter?"

Cloud Chaser:"Uh, no. Flitter said that Cloud was nice and that other kid Hubert was selfish."

Flitter:"Hubert?"

Cloud Chaser:"Yeah, Hubert!"

Flitter:"Who's gonna name their kid, Hubert!? Look, Cloud, Twilight, in the letter we got today from that kid Flitter who lives near Tex Mex somewhere, it said that his friend Cloud Chaser was selfish! That's what it said, remember?"

Cloud Chaser:takes off the costume "You wanna piece of me!"

"Hey, whoa! Oh mane! You're the one that said Cloud Chaser!"

Twilight: "Hey! What's going on here?!"

Pinkie: "Yeah, what are you girls doin'?"

Twilight: You're not Twilight Sparkle. I'M Twilight Sparkle! ? Cloud Chaser? Flitter? What in the world are you two doing?!

Flitter:"Aww mane! We were just trying to help you guys out."

Cloud Chaser:"Yeah, help!"

Flitter:"We figured you needed a break."

Twilight:Break? I just had a break.I don't need another one.

Flitter:"Aww come on, Twilight. Please let us do this! We've been wanting to host a show ever since, Scoots and the Giant Discord!"

Twilight: I don't know about this…

Flitter:"We got a story!"

Twilight:You do?

Flitter:"Yeah, we do! Cloud Chaser wrote it herself! Right Cloud?"

Cloud Chaser:"That's right, Flitter! I got a story!"

Pinkie: Well, what's it called?

"It's called, uh, I don't know. Cloud Chaser, what's it called?"

"It's called The Country Mare Who Went Into The Orchard, and Came Down With All The Apples!"

Flitter: It teaches foals not to be catchy.

Twilight: Huh…That's a good lesson to teach foals.

Pinkie: to the siblings Break a hoof.

Flitter:"Well Flitter, from near Tex Mex! Here's a story for you to show that other selfish kid."

Cloud Chaser:"Hubert! Roll film!