"Athena's new image." part 1.
The Phsyco Soldiers training area, Japan. Sie Kensou, one of the team members comes in to find his teammate and girl of his dreams Athena Asamiya crying. The pop star goddess is weeping over a magazine article about her. Kensou goes to try and comfort her.
Kensou- Athena, baby. What's the matter?
Athena- It's this. My public have turned against me!
Kensou- You know they'd never do that. You're their idol.
Athena- Look for yourself. Waaahh!
She hands him the magazine, a gossip mag about the fighters of KOF. Kensou sees a double page titled "Why we're sick of Athena."
Athena- See?
They read on. among the various anti Athena points are "Her 2001 outfit was awful, the short hair,while cute in 99 is just stupid now."
Kensou- You change outfits every year. One or two are bound to flop.
Athena- Boo hoo! Keep reading.
He does. It goes on to a part reading, "And God, is her goody two shoes, I'm an innocent virgin image getting boring! We all know Kensou's giving it to her every night!"
Kensou- God, I wish that were true.
Athena- You're not taking this seriously!
Kensou- Look, Athena. This is a gossip mag, bitching about people and revealing their secrets is what these people do.
Athena- (starting to recover) You're right. Hey, I know what'll cheer me up. Let's read through the magazine and laugh about everyone else's dirty secrets. Cool, huh?
Kensou- That's the spirit.
They turn the page. Unfortunately, they hit a "wicked whispers" page. Kensou looks uncomfortable, guilty. Athena reads the first paragraph, which goes,
"Which male Phsyco Soldier who isn't Chin or Bao was caught enjoying steamy three in a bed sex scenes with two KOF newcomers? Our perfectly placed source (Choi with a camcorder) caught him at it with a busty Mexican and a cute Korean. Our source describes the scenes as "Seriously Hot Stuff!" Apparently, a bottle of caramel sauce was also used.
Kensou tries to look innocent. Athena is crying uncontrollably now.
Athena- KENSOU YOU BASTARD! How could you!?
Kensou- Uhhh..., they seduced me.
Athena- I'm leaving! No one likes me! WAAAHHH!
The goddess storms out, leaving Kensou feeling really bad.
Kensou- Athena...come back. We'll let you join in next time?
That night, Athena sits alone on a park bench still in tears.
Athena- Nobody cares about me. Why would they turn on me? I'm a nice girl, I'm kind to dumb animals. Hang on, that's enough about Bao.
Athena starts thinking about what to do next.
Athena- Maybe I do need a new image. And not just a costume this time. If they don't like sweet, innocent Athena, let's see how they react to bad Athena.
Using her Phsycic powers, Athena changes outfits. Unfortunately, due to stress, she fluffs it up. The pop star is standing there in a lime green chicken suit.
Athena is embarrassed, hoping no one sees her.
Athena- This isn't what I had in mind. A green chicken. OK, let's try again.
Just before she can change again, she hears the sound of a camera. This is followed by Choi jumping out of a bush, and running away.
Athena- Damn that little freak. OK, think bad, evil. Phsycotic.
More focused this time, she succeeds.
Athena is now wearing a red ripped boob tube with "Phsyco Bitch" written on, a red PVC miniskirt, big platform boots and ripped tights. Spiked jewellry, chains and a skull in place of the star in her hair complete the new image Athena.
Athena- Now this is more like it. Look out world, evil Athena's here to cause havoc. First stop, the training centre. Make that little shit Kensou pay! God, this is gonna be fun.
The Phsyco Soldier training camp. Kensou is over earlier grief and is bragging to Bao about his exploits with Angel and May Lee. The young boy is impressed, though doesn't understand some of the more graphic descriptions. Chin has not had a drink for an hour, and is in danger of sobering up. Athena strools in, smiling sweetly, holding a sake bottle.
Athena- Hi guys. Miss me? Hey, like the new outfit? I'm going punk.
Chin- Who cares. Did you get me any sake?
Athena- Here we go. (hands him the bottle)
Chin- About time. (starts gulping it down) Hey, this sake isn't right. Tastes like... really fake fruit juice! Aaahh!
Athena actually gave her mentor a bottle of Sunny Delight. Chin starts going hyperactive, his body unused to fake orange juice. Kensou and Bao look on horrified as Chin starts running around leaping for no reason. Athena gives an evil giggle.
Kensou- Athena! You could have poisoned him! Is this all because I cheated on you?
Athena- No. THIS is!
She gives her would be lover a vicious kick in the bollocks. The newly bad goddess then shoots a Phsyco Ball at him, flooring the boy.
Bao- That's gotta hurt.
Athena- Your turn.
Bao- WHAT!
She phscically lifts him up, before slamming him down right into Kensou's stomach. Athena then stamps on Kensou's balls with one of her platforms.
Kensou- EEOWWW! WAAAHHH! Athena how could you! How am I supposed to visit Angel and May Lee with busted balls?!
Athena- I'm a bad girl now. Hee hee. Now I see the fun the evil fighters have. Bye.
She leaves to continue her mad quest to cause trouble and mayhem. As she goes, Athena is singing "Do you think I'm a whore?" by Kittie. Kensou and Bao are crying in pain. Chin, still affected by the Sunny Delight is now singing "Stayin' Alive" and doing the dance.
End of part one. What will bad girl Athena do next? Will Kensou and co convince her to come back to them? What does this mean for her music career? Find out in part two, as soon as they let me out of the loony bin
The Phsyco Soldiers training area, Japan. Sie Kensou, one of the team members comes in to find his teammate and girl of his dreams Athena Asamiya crying. The pop star goddess is weeping over a magazine article about her. Kensou goes to try and comfort her.
Kensou- Athena, baby. What's the matter?
Athena- It's this. My public have turned against me!
Kensou- You know they'd never do that. You're their idol.
Athena- Look for yourself. Waaahh!
She hands him the magazine, a gossip mag about the fighters of KOF. Kensou sees a double page titled "Why we're sick of Athena."
Athena- See?
They read on. among the various anti Athena points are "Her 2001 outfit was awful, the short hair,while cute in 99 is just stupid now."
Kensou- You change outfits every year. One or two are bound to flop.
Athena- Boo hoo! Keep reading.
He does. It goes on to a part reading, "And God, is her goody two shoes, I'm an innocent virgin image getting boring! We all know Kensou's giving it to her every night!"
Kensou- God, I wish that were true.
Athena- You're not taking this seriously!
Kensou- Look, Athena. This is a gossip mag, bitching about people and revealing their secrets is what these people do.
Athena- (starting to recover) You're right. Hey, I know what'll cheer me up. Let's read through the magazine and laugh about everyone else's dirty secrets. Cool, huh?
Kensou- That's the spirit.
They turn the page. Unfortunately, they hit a "wicked whispers" page. Kensou looks uncomfortable, guilty. Athena reads the first paragraph, which goes,
"Which male Phsyco Soldier who isn't Chin or Bao was caught enjoying steamy three in a bed sex scenes with two KOF newcomers? Our perfectly placed source (Choi with a camcorder) caught him at it with a busty Mexican and a cute Korean. Our source describes the scenes as "Seriously Hot Stuff!" Apparently, a bottle of caramel sauce was also used.
Kensou tries to look innocent. Athena is crying uncontrollably now.
Athena- KENSOU YOU BASTARD! How could you!?
Kensou- Uhhh..., they seduced me.
Athena- I'm leaving! No one likes me! WAAAHHH!
The goddess storms out, leaving Kensou feeling really bad.
Kensou- Athena...come back. We'll let you join in next time?
That night, Athena sits alone on a park bench still in tears.
Athena- Nobody cares about me. Why would they turn on me? I'm a nice girl, I'm kind to dumb animals. Hang on, that's enough about Bao.
Athena starts thinking about what to do next.
Athena- Maybe I do need a new image. And not just a costume this time. If they don't like sweet, innocent Athena, let's see how they react to bad Athena.
Using her Phsycic powers, Athena changes outfits. Unfortunately, due to stress, she fluffs it up. The pop star is standing there in a lime green chicken suit.
Athena is embarrassed, hoping no one sees her.
Athena- This isn't what I had in mind. A green chicken. OK, let's try again.
Just before she can change again, she hears the sound of a camera. This is followed by Choi jumping out of a bush, and running away.
Athena- Damn that little freak. OK, think bad, evil. Phsycotic.
More focused this time, she succeeds.
Athena is now wearing a red ripped boob tube with "Phsyco Bitch" written on, a red PVC miniskirt, big platform boots and ripped tights. Spiked jewellry, chains and a skull in place of the star in her hair complete the new image Athena.
Athena- Now this is more like it. Look out world, evil Athena's here to cause havoc. First stop, the training centre. Make that little shit Kensou pay! God, this is gonna be fun.
The Phsyco Soldier training camp. Kensou is over earlier grief and is bragging to Bao about his exploits with Angel and May Lee. The young boy is impressed, though doesn't understand some of the more graphic descriptions. Chin has not had a drink for an hour, and is in danger of sobering up. Athena strools in, smiling sweetly, holding a sake bottle.
Athena- Hi guys. Miss me? Hey, like the new outfit? I'm going punk.
Chin- Who cares. Did you get me any sake?
Athena- Here we go. (hands him the bottle)
Chin- About time. (starts gulping it down) Hey, this sake isn't right. Tastes like... really fake fruit juice! Aaahh!
Athena actually gave her mentor a bottle of Sunny Delight. Chin starts going hyperactive, his body unused to fake orange juice. Kensou and Bao look on horrified as Chin starts running around leaping for no reason. Athena gives an evil giggle.
Kensou- Athena! You could have poisoned him! Is this all because I cheated on you?
Athena- No. THIS is!
She gives her would be lover a vicious kick in the bollocks. The newly bad goddess then shoots a Phsyco Ball at him, flooring the boy.
Bao- That's gotta hurt.
Athena- Your turn.
Bao- WHAT!
She phscically lifts him up, before slamming him down right into Kensou's stomach. Athena then stamps on Kensou's balls with one of her platforms.
Kensou- EEOWWW! WAAAHHH! Athena how could you! How am I supposed to visit Angel and May Lee with busted balls?!
Athena- I'm a bad girl now. Hee hee. Now I see the fun the evil fighters have. Bye.
She leaves to continue her mad quest to cause trouble and mayhem. As she goes, Athena is singing "Do you think I'm a whore?" by Kittie. Kensou and Bao are crying in pain. Chin, still affected by the Sunny Delight is now singing "Stayin' Alive" and doing the dance.
End of part one. What will bad girl Athena do next? Will Kensou and co convince her to come back to them? What does this mean for her music career? Find out in part two, as soon as they let me out of the loony bin