Author's rants
Kidori: Hey there everybody! Kidori here bringing you another humorous and slightly romantic tale about me and Shads here
Shadow: By slightly humorous she means completely random idiocy and by slightly romantic she means-
SHA-WANG!
(Gets hit in da head with a blugder)
Kidori: Be quiet Shadow, God he's such a pain, anyways here's the fic
Shadow: (Still unconscious)
Disclaimer:
Kidori: I don't own SEGA or Smirnoff
Shadow: annd you shouldn't be drinking it either
Chapter 1: They came in the night
Well I was just chillaxing in front of the tv some Friday night, Parents were out, brother partying at some crazy college party getting drunk as hell, and me I was watching some reruns of Billy and Mandy with an open bottle of Smirnoff in one hand and the remote in the other (so what if I'm 14! My parents shouldn't keep the stupid things in the conveniently chilled in the fridge!) "Man I have seriously gotta stop drinking this stuff" I said looking down at the half empty bottle of beer. A roar of thunder was heard outside the house telling me that there was a storm brewing outside. Checking the news I saw that there was a hurricane warning in effect "Damn hurricane season I muttered flipping to the AUX channel I turned on my Game Cube and started playing Sonic Heroes.
After watching the intro I thought to myself 'Man Nintendo seriously screwed up the game or something it just got way to shiny and they definitely talk to much' After playing a couple of hours as Team Dark (My favorite team of coarse) I was in the special stage Act 7 and was about to grab the red chaos emerald when a huge bolt of lightning hit the power lines right in front my house causing the lights to immediately shut off. "Of coarse that was going to happen" I growled between my teeth. I looked up and saw that the tv was still on along with my G Cube, slightly freaked out. I tried turning off the tv but it didn't work the same thing happened the G Cube. I backed away slowly from the screen and then turned and ran upstairs into my room and shut the door. Soon after I began to doze mostly because it was 3:00 am, I checked the clock, make that 4 am in the morning. Little did I know that something unexpected was going on with my sonic game downstairs.
The light on the screen grew brighter and several figures appeared in the room. After the light disappeared the figures stood stupefied a voice broke the silence "Sonic where are we?" A young voice"Noooo idea" a voice said back "Erg its so dark I can barely see anything!" a nasely voice said in excitement"I can see just fine" a female voice said "umm that's because you're a bat" A dark voice said "Sonic! Sonic! Where are you?" a girlish voice called out in frantic "Please calm down miss Amy" a high but soft-pitched voice said in concern "Froggy!" A very fat figure called out, the red figure beside him sweatdropped "Why don't we try and figure out where we are instead of wasting are time talking…or listing to music" the creature with a horn said looking over at a large scaly creature "That seems logical" a robotic voice said "Alright people" the blue figure said clapping his hands together "let's see what we can do"
Kidori: Awight! I managed to finish a chapter, that's my good deed of the day
Shadow: How is that a good deed?
Kidori…I dunno
Shadow: Anyway anyone who can identify the unknown voices IN ORDER gets this link to a website filled with Sonic songs from different games.
Kidori: Now don't forget to review!
Shadow: Or no website for you!