3AM Ramblings
Sasuke and his Uchiha pride
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
A/N: This is my first story so..yeah. It's kinda bad. The following is needed to be taken into account in order to read this story: this is set in original series before Sasuke said "Fuck you all" and went to the snake pedophile/Micheal Jackson wannabe and at least between the Wave arc and the Chunin exams
Also, this is dedicated to my cousin who's birthday I nearly forgot. So yeah. A fanfic dedicated to my yaoi/Sasunaru fangirl of a cousin out of the goodness of my heart. xD But yeah. You have been warned.
Sasuke was pissed. Pissed as hell. The damn dobe won't shut up with his obnoxious laughing. He often wondered if he could go back time and beg Itachi to kill him. Today was one the many days he wished that.
A sigh.
He looked towards the usuratonkachi, who was currently rolling around the training ground laughing in that intolerable neon orange jumpsuit. A vein pulsed angrily as Sasuke's eyebrows twitched dangerously. He gave Naruto his clan's patented Uchiha Death Glare™, willing the Kyuubi jinchuuriki to explode from the sheer malice that seemed to radiate from the last Uchiha.
Naruto remained unfazed as the huge oak trees and the birds surrounding Training Ground Three spontaneously combusted from the sheer force of the Uchiha Death Glare™. Sasuke was a bit disappointed when he didn't see the hideous orange jumpsuit burning in flames. The loud-mouth ninja continued laughing about something Sasuke didn't quite know before Sasuke snapped.
"What are you laughing about, dobe."
It was more of a demand than a question. The blonde paused, staring at the raven with wide open cerulean eyes, feigning innocence. An awkward silence hung between them. It lasted a long time before the silence was broken by Naruto who was once again laughing.
Between gasps of air, Naruto choked out the single reason that he was laughing.
"Sas-UKE!"
Sasuke twitched again, feeling a headache come on and for the second time that day, he sighed.
"Did you just call me an UKE, dead-last?"
"Yeah, Sas-UKE!"
Sasuke wondered if Kakashi will mind if he punched Naruto's face in. Then again, he mused, his Uchiha pride is on the line. So he took the next logical step. He waited for the perfect opportunity and secretly plotted his most epic punchline he could come up with after his master plan.
Meanwhile, Naruto was reduced to an occasional snicker, his cheeks still pink from his previous outburst. And Sasuke waited. For a very long time. And he pounced.
Who's the uke now? Was Sasuke's smug response as Naruto lay under him. A scowl was plastered on the blonde jinchuuriki's face while a rather self-satisfied smirk found its way to the raven's.
A/N: The Inner critic says this is bad. Review if you agree, disagree, want to flame or just say "meh." Still. Review. Do it. Now.