I saw a few people posting RR stories and I have read a few. Some were great, some, not so much. But enough about that, I had an idea for a RR Christmas in July! Hey, you don't see anyone else doing one do you? Now, on with the show! Song from The Looney Tunes Show.
Carrie: Christmas time is here
There's a tingle in the air!
Owen: I sat on a park bench and froze my darier
Kitty: We're all hanging stockings
Drinking cocoa-OMG! It's snowing!
Dwayne: Santa's bringing tons of loot
And we got Christmas spirit blowing!
Noah: It's the time of year I try to drop my negativity
Rock: I just dropped a glitter bomb to make it look more "Christmasy!"
Mickey: Christmas time can be so hectic
Jay: Shopping malls can be so rough!
Brody: But it's the best of all the holidays because we get new stuff!
Owen: I got sick on Halloween!
Emma: New year's was an awful scene!
Taylor: My Thanksgiving was a snore!
Kitty: Christmas! Christmas! I want more!
Stephanie: Yuletide by the fireplace
Owen: I am gonna stuff my face!
Junior: Punch the clock and close the school!
That's the reason Christmas...
All: Rules!
Josee: All the buildings look like igloos!
Leonard: White, majestic, winter castles!
Jen: We can wear our Christmas sweaters
Tom: And our koologs with gold tassels!
Junior: This is why Christmas is great!
Gerry: This ain't time to playa hate!
Carrie: All you gotta have is faith
Owen: What a lovely Christmas wraith
Devin: (Spoken) You mean wreath?
Owen: (Spoken) No, I mean wraith
(Skeleton Santa appears in a window)
Jay and Mickey: (Scream and run off)
Pete: My holiday depression has been lifted by this lovely sight!
Ellody: How could one be sad with 50,000 wats of Christmas lights?
Kitty: There are tons of holidays!
(Spoken) What the heck is Arbor Day?
Dwayne: (Spoken) I just know I work that day
Give me Christmas anyday!
Ryan: Yuletide by the fireplace
Lorenzo and Chet: (Mouths full of cookies) I am gonna stuff my face!
Junior: Punch the clock and close the school!
That's the reason Christmas...
All: Rules!
Carrie: I love all the shiny balls!
Dwayne: Children bouncing off the walls!
Gerry: Blinking lights we got on sale!
Tom: Silver tinsel by the bale!
Josee: Semi-frozen river skating!
Mickey: Candy cane self-medicating!
Noah: Taking back gifts that we hate!
Rock: 15 pounds of winter weight!
Kitty: Fluffy cloaks with Christmas cats!
Pete: Ten-pound Russian winter hats!
Stephanie: Fruit cakes that are gluten-free!
Owen: Eggnog by the gallon! Whee!
Kelly: Brand-new cars with giant bows!
Ellody: Holiday-themed laser shows!
Jen: Magenta-painted Christmas tree!
Leonard: Ravendcroft nativities!
All: Christmas karaoke bus!
Happy holidays to us!
So, whatcha think? Was it great, or was it great? Remember to read my other stories and I'll read you later! Oh and merry Christmas, in July!
~StarHeart~