So this is a really random crossover story with lots and lots of stuff

Only Naruto and Tales of Symphonia is in this part

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Thinking back, I had quite a life, and I probably could write a book about it all. Nobody would believe a word of it; it would be a fiction before a nonfiction. My real life began when I met him, but my story began much, much earlier. It was my sixteenth birthday, and it would be the last time I would see my parents, my sister, my brother, and all of my extended family. I got a car for my birthday, and I drove it, never coming back. This is going to sound like a live in a sanitarium, but a wormhole opened up, and I couldn't hit the breaks in time. I drove right inside of it. Went out like a light. I finally came to, sprawled out in the middle of nowhere, my car nowhere to be found.

"Hello?!" I called out. I watched as a throwing star whistled past my head and landed on a tree, barely missing my head. I stared at it in shock. "W-who the hell threw that?!"

A boy suddenly appeared in front of me. He was about my height, blonde, looked my age, wore a black and orange jumpsuit, had a blue headband tied around his forehead with a metal plate that had a strange symbol on it, and what looked like whiskers on each of his cheeks.

"I'm sorry, I thought you might be an intruder. I guess I've been jumpy lately, with the whole attack and everything."

"W-What attack?"

"I used to live…there", he said, pointing behind him.

"B-but that's just a pile of rubble."

"It was a village last month"

I stared at him, not knowing what to say. I wanted to comfort him, but I didn't even know his name. It was kind of like finding out that the kid who sits next to you in class just died. I just sort of said:

"What happened here? And…you're still here?"

"I had to pay my respects…for the K.I.A…"

"Are those the people who died?"

"K.I.A. means killed in action"

"O-oh, I had no idea. By the way, my name's Penelope. We never really did introduce ourselves."

"Yeah, I guess you're right. My name's Naruto Uzumaki"

"Well, it's nice to meet you Naruto. So are you a ninja?"

"Yeah. It was bad what happened to Konoha. Luckily I was able to move to Iselia"

"Iselia? Where's that?"

"Outside this country. It's in Symphonia."

"Symphonia…? Well, I'm lost. Really lost. Where are we?"

"We're in Shinobi"

"Ok. Well, uh, I have to get back to California"

"California?"

"Yeah, in the US"

"US?"

"In America"

"Um, where's America?"

"Are you serious?? Wait, what planet is this?"

"What kind of question is that? Imaginationa, of course!"

"Oh man, you were supposed to say Earth…"

"Earth?"

"I'm a very long way from home, ok?!"

"Why don't you come back to Iselia with me? Raine might let you move in with her. After all, since the infected war she's been all alone…"