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Cho
Potter the best act in London was late, very late. "Keep the change Charlie,"
she said as she jumped out of the cab and ran into the club. "Where the hell
have you been? And where's Veronica?" The dance captain yelled at her as she
ran by. "She is on herself tonight" Cho yelled back. "But tonight's your
sister's act" "Don't sweat it" Cho yelled as she changed out of her street
clothes into her corset and sparkle skirt ensemble. "I can do it alone" She yelled
as she pulled of her stockings, it was then she looked at her hand………Blood!
"Shit" she murmured. "All right" She yelled down to the Dance Captain, as he
told her to hurry up. She picked her coat up to throw it over the hook and a
gun dropped out…"what the hell?" she washed her hands quickly and hid the gun,
She then ran out of her room and down to the lift of the stage. [Announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen, the Onyx club is proud to present London's hottest show
in the world. Two Jazz babes moving as one. The Chang sisters!
[Cho]
Come on babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that Jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz
Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all
That
Jazz
[Announcer]
Make that two)
[Cho]
And all that jazz
And all that jazz
Slick your hair
And wear your buckle shoes
And all that Jazz
I hear that Father Dip
Is gonna blow the blues
And all that Jazz
Hold on, hon
We're gonna bunny hug
I bought some aspirin
Down at United Drug
I case you shake apart
And want a brand new start
To do
that
Hermione Weasley walked in at that exacted moment. 'This is what a jazz club
looks like' she thought to herself. Her attention focused onto the performer in
the middle of the stage. 'Cho! That's Harry's wife!' "Lets go babe" Oliver Wood
said in a seductive tone. "But I didn't even meet your friend. That…that
manager guy." She said as he pulled her out of the club. "Don't worry Moine.
Its all taken care of" he replied quickly. "You told him all about me!!" she
squealed. "Yeah, kid its all arranged" he muttered.
[Cho]
Find a flask
We're playing fast and loose
And all that jazz
Right up here
Is where I store the juice
And all that jazz
Come on, babe
We're gonna brush the sky
I bet you luck Lindy
Never flew so high
'Cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear
to all
that
Jazz?
Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake
[Company]
And all that jazz
[Cho]
Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break
[Company]
And all that jazz
[Cho]
Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
[Company]
If she'd hear her baby's queer
[Cho]
For all
that
jazz
Hermoine and Oliver started making out and tried to walk up the steps but fell.
Hermoine went to the nearest door and Oliver pushed her against it and they
started making out again. The door suddenly opened. "Hello Mrs. Borusewicz"
Hermoine gasped. "Mrs. Weasley" Mrs. Borusewicz looked disdainfully at Hermoine
and Oliver. "This is Oliver he's my brother" Hermoine giggled and pulled the
door shut.
[Cho]
All
that
jazz
Come on, babe
Why Don't we paint
The town?
And all that jazz
And all that jazz
I'm gonna *
Rouge my knees
And roll my *
Stockings down
And all that jazz
And all that jazz
Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all
that
jazz
Hermoine giggled as Oliver kissed her neck "Say it again" "You're a star, kid.
My little shooting star!"
[Cho]
No, I'm no one's wife
But, Oh, I love my life
And all
that
Jazz!
That Jazz!
Just then the police bursts into the club.
Hermoine woke up to an empty bed, she looked up to see Oliver
getting dressed. "Say it again, Oliver" "Jeezum" Olive replied aggravated.
"Hey, why is the hurry? Ron ain't be home until midnight. Ollie? Oliver? Hey,
you know, I don't like you to feel like I'm nagging or anything. But don't you
think it's about time for me to meet your friend down at the Onyx? It's been a
month since you told him about me. I know. Cause that was the night they met
Cho, plus her husband and her sister. You know, they said you found them in
a kit together. Guess from where it from. Ron opened it to somebody else. I
throw him a party. - You're not going away, right?" Hermoine asked quickly.
"Its getting late" Oliver replied quietly.
"I've been thinking a lot about my anthem. Whenever I get a really good
idea, I
write it down at my diary before it puts off in my head. And you know what've
come to me? The other day, that all the really knock-out acts. Have something
more different going on, you know? Like, a signature bed. And I thought my
thing could be a loaf. Give them just enough to feel hungry but always leave
them one more. Once I get a name for myself. Maybe we can open up a club in
Varum, you know? You could run it, and I could be the headliner." Hermoine
exclaimed happily as she wrapped her arms around Oliver's shoulders. "Get off"
he pushed her away. "What's the idea" Hermoine asked, hurt. He turned quickly
making her jump, "Wake up, Kiddo, you aren't ever gonna have an act." "Says
who" she asked upset. "Face it Moine,
You're two big towers with skinny legs. And I'm just a quidditch
player." "But you got connections. You know, that guy down at the club…."
"There is no guy" he replied quietly. Hermoione wasn't sure she had heard him
right "Yeah, that night…" "It's the first time I set foot in that joint. I get
clicked a bet from the trombone player." He interrupted her. "So you never told
anyone about me" She asked getting angry. "Surger you're hot stuff. I would say
anything to get a piece of that" he said looking her over. "Say then. Now?" she
couldn't believe this, he has lied LIED he had lied to her to get in her pants!
"Olli……you can't do this to me." She touched his arm. He swung around and threw
her into the wall "You get off! You touch me again, I'll put your lights out."
She stood herself up and leaned against the wall "Wait…" she said weakly. "You
husband will be home soon, why don't
you watch yourself. Don't head into shit again" he advised as he reached for
the doorknob. Hermoine stood straight up and screamed, "You're a liar, Oliver!"
He spun around "Oh, yea so what?" he yelled back. She opened her beaureau drawer
and reached for the gun inside "You lied to me…" she accused again. "That's
right, sweetheart. That's right." He replied haughtily as he opened the door.
Hermoine pulled out the gun and yell "You son of a bitch" the she shot him "Son
of a bitch!! Son of a bitch" she kept shooting until the gun clicked, then she
fell to the ground sobbing.
Oh my a powerful beginning what will happen to Hermoine now
And yes in case you are wondering Hermoine is married to Ron and Cho is married to Harry or was.
And sori to any Oliver Wood fans he is the only guy I could think of….
Until next time…………