This is based on the book "Arthur Lost and Found",but it has a really weird twist to it o.O
And I don't own the characters O.O;;;
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"What are you supposed to be?" asked Arthur.
"I'm barf" said D.W "in the Festival of Gross Junk at school tomorrow"
"Golly gee whiz,too bad I have swimming lessons" said Arthur.
"You should take the bus,doofus" said Mom "and you can walk all the way home"
"You mean BY MYSELF?!?!" screamed Arthur.
"NO DUH!" Mom replied.
"Mabye I'll ask Buster to come with me" said Arthur.
"Your stupid" said Mom.
On the way to school,Arthur asked Buster.
"You mean the stinky old bus?" asked Buster "The one that scares children half to death?"
"Oooo..now I have the heebie jeebies!" said Arthur.
"Yeah" said Buster "and everytime i'm in a car or bus,I eat peoples intestines"
"You don't touch me,fool!" said Arthur.
After school,Arthur and Buster waited at the bus stop.
"Did you hear about Billy Flapjack?" asked Francine "he was sitting beside Buster one day but then he died without any intestines and Buster said 'Finger licking good!'"
Arthur REALLY had the heebie jeebies now.
"Here comes the bus!" said Francine "Good luck,Arthur"
"Gimmie yur monay!" growled the ugly driver.
The boys payed him and sat down.
"I'm hungry" said Buster.
Then Arthur moved to the back of the bus.
"I'll study for the science test then!" said Buster.
They were the only ones on the bus,because Buster ate all of the other peoples intestines,and he and Arthur were sleeping.Then an old man came in and poked Arthur in the eye with a stick,and it started bleeding.Alot.
"GET OUTTA HERE,YA WHIPPER SNAPS!" shouted the old man.
Arthur and Buster got out of the bus,but they weren't in Kansas anymore.
"Where are we?" said Buster.
"My eye is bleeding,you idiot.I CAN'T SEE WHERE WE ARE!" Arthur shouted.
"Look,that diner across the street has a phone!" Buster said "And more mouth watering intestines!"
But the telephone had a sign on it that said 'HA HA!'
"Sorry,it don't work" said the man behind the counter "Do you want a Winkie?"
"NO! I WANT TO EAT YOUR INSIDES!" screamed Buster,and that man was no more.
Meanwhile,back at home,D.W. was eating a banana.
RINNNG!
"Mom,the banana is ringing!" said D.W.
"It's a phone,you dum dum!" said Mom "Who is it?"
"A guy with a weird accent" said D.W. "He says his name is Coach Z,and Arthur ain't at the swimming lessons"
"GIMME THAT BANANA!" gasped Mom "What do you mean he's not there?"
"If Arthur's lost" said D.W. "Can I have his X-Box?"
Buster finished eating the man and Arthur was still bleeding.
"Let's go home and fix my eye" said Arthur.
"NO! ME NEED HUMAN BRAINS!" Buster shouted "On second thought,we'll just take the bus home"
But then Arthur passed out.
"YUMMY!" said Buster,as he began chewing Arthur.
After Arthur was dead,Buster took the bus home.
"Take me to Arthur's house! I WANNA EAT HIS FAMILY!" said Buster.
"okie d00d LOLZ!!!!11" said the bus driver.
So he started the bus and drove to Arthur's house.
"YOUR ALL DOOMED!" Buster screamed,and Arthur's family all died.
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And I don't own the characters O.O;;;
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"What are you supposed to be?" asked Arthur.
"I'm barf" said D.W "in the Festival of Gross Junk at school tomorrow"
"Golly gee whiz,too bad I have swimming lessons" said Arthur.
"You should take the bus,doofus" said Mom "and you can walk all the way home"
"You mean BY MYSELF?!?!" screamed Arthur.
"NO DUH!" Mom replied.
"Mabye I'll ask Buster to come with me" said Arthur.
"Your stupid" said Mom.
On the way to school,Arthur asked Buster.
"You mean the stinky old bus?" asked Buster "The one that scares children half to death?"
"Oooo..now I have the heebie jeebies!" said Arthur.
"Yeah" said Buster "and everytime i'm in a car or bus,I eat peoples intestines"
"You don't touch me,fool!" said Arthur.
After school,Arthur and Buster waited at the bus stop.
"Did you hear about Billy Flapjack?" asked Francine "he was sitting beside Buster one day but then he died without any intestines and Buster said 'Finger licking good!'"
Arthur REALLY had the heebie jeebies now.
"Here comes the bus!" said Francine "Good luck,Arthur"
"Gimmie yur monay!" growled the ugly driver.
The boys payed him and sat down.
"I'm hungry" said Buster.
Then Arthur moved to the back of the bus.
"I'll study for the science test then!" said Buster.
They were the only ones on the bus,because Buster ate all of the other peoples intestines,and he and Arthur were sleeping.Then an old man came in and poked Arthur in the eye with a stick,and it started bleeding.Alot.
"GET OUTTA HERE,YA WHIPPER SNAPS!" shouted the old man.
Arthur and Buster got out of the bus,but they weren't in Kansas anymore.
"Where are we?" said Buster.
"My eye is bleeding,you idiot.I CAN'T SEE WHERE WE ARE!" Arthur shouted.
"Look,that diner across the street has a phone!" Buster said "And more mouth watering intestines!"
But the telephone had a sign on it that said 'HA HA!'
"Sorry,it don't work" said the man behind the counter "Do you want a Winkie?"
"NO! I WANT TO EAT YOUR INSIDES!" screamed Buster,and that man was no more.
Meanwhile,back at home,D.W. was eating a banana.
RINNNG!
"Mom,the banana is ringing!" said D.W.
"It's a phone,you dum dum!" said Mom "Who is it?"
"A guy with a weird accent" said D.W. "He says his name is Coach Z,and Arthur ain't at the swimming lessons"
"GIMME THAT BANANA!" gasped Mom "What do you mean he's not there?"
"If Arthur's lost" said D.W. "Can I have his X-Box?"
Buster finished eating the man and Arthur was still bleeding.
"Let's go home and fix my eye" said Arthur.
"NO! ME NEED HUMAN BRAINS!" Buster shouted "On second thought,we'll just take the bus home"
But then Arthur passed out.
"YUMMY!" said Buster,as he began chewing Arthur.
After Arthur was dead,Buster took the bus home.
"Take me to Arthur's house! I WANNA EAT HIS FAMILY!" said Buster.
"okie d00d LOLZ!!!!11" said the bus driver.
So he started the bus and drove to Arthur's house.
"YOUR ALL DOOMED!" Buster screamed,and Arthur's family all died.
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