Authors Notes: Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer. He's a demon on wheels. He's a demon and he's gonna be chasing after someone. Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer Go!!!!!! (Why I put this, I don't know)

Disclaimer: I don't own Paper Mario

Chapter 1 Parakarry and the Terror of Toad Town.

"Mail call" said Parakarry. "Coming" Luigi replied. "Karate Chop" said Luigi. Parakarry got lunched. "Why did you do that?" Mario asked in shock. Mario suddenly noticed an oni mask, which can possess you, on Luigi's face. "Die Mario" said Luigi evily. "No!" said Mario. "Nuclear bomb" yelled Luigi. Then Mario heard wings flapping. It was an enraged Parakary.
Parakarry instantly kicked the bomb out of the way. "Lets fight Luigi together Mario," said Parakarry. "Fine" said Mario. "Double punch" said Luigi. "Ha you will have to be much faster then that" Mario mocked. "Fine super speed mega slash yelled Luigi. "Ow Mario screamed. "Now your it is turn Parakary" Luigi said with a malicious look on his face.