Hello, Mushroom Kingdom! Thanks to y'all for coming down here today to here me perform. But I can't blame you. I am pretty beautiful. Oh, eh heh-heh. Sorry, I didn't see you there. I bet you probably want to know how I got into this mess. I mean, Bowser doesn't just randomly throw people in his dungeon, right? Let me tell you how I got myself into this mess. My name is Roze Mario. And this is how it all began…
"DUKE!!!! DARN IT! GET OFFA ME!!!" I yelled as I threw my twin brother's legs off of my suffering body. Duke slowly opened his eyes and stared sleepily at me.
"Sis…? How did I…?"
"THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW!!" I screamed. We both started to think about that, when I recalled Duke and I watching random videos on youtube late last night. I glanced down at the foot of my bed, where by brother sat on top of his laptop, where I threw him. I pointed at it.
"Right" he said as he rose to his feet and picked up his computer. As he left, I asked him:
"You're not going back to sleep, are you?"
"You do realize that it's 8 am, don't you? It's early"
"But today is the day that we visit Uncle Mario, Aunt Peach, and most importantly, Anne! You can't go to sleep! The sooner you're ready, the better!" He just left. I got up and got dressed for the day, making sure I looked my best, since I was going to be visiting my cousin, who was also the princess of the mushroom kingdom. Most people would be nervous meeting a princess, but when you're a princess yourself, that would be ridiculous. Yeah, I'm known as Princess Roze of Sarasaland. My brother is Prince Duke of Sarasaland. But that's enough! Gotta get back to the story…
"Duke! I have a question! Do you…DUKE! WAKE UP, DARN IT!" My twin brother lifted his head and slowly opened his eyes.
"Sis, mom and dad aren't even up yet. Why wake me?"
"Because you're the only one who's younger than me, that's why!"
"Fine, I'll get up. But you have to leave."
"Alright, but I have a question for you"
"What is it?"
"Anne and I will probably end up playing soccer. Wanna join?"
"NO!"
A floro sapien walked in, and Duke and I both paid mind to it.
"The King wishes for the two of you to keep your voices down. The queen is still sleeping"
"See?"
"Shut up, Duke!"
~Later that day~
"Anne, it's coming your way! Think you can block it?"
"There's no way I'm letting you get passed me!"
"Take this! Burning kick!"
"Think that'll pass? Love's block!"
Anne and I watched as Anne's "Love's block" sent the ball off into the distance. I looked at Anne. "Right…" she said as she ran after the ball.
I watched as Anne ran after the ball.
"Look at this. Is this that Mushroom Palace Dad's always talking about?"
I nearly jumped out of my skin when I heard this unfamiliar voice boom out from nowhere. I turned startled to see a strange-looking boy. What probably shocked me the most was the fact that he was almost dressed exactly like Duke.
He wore a cap identical to Duke's except it was light blue instead of orange and had an R on it instead of a D like Duke's. His overalls were black instead of purple, his undershirt was light blue instead of orange, he wore gloves and he even had brown shoes.
But at least they didn't look the same. Duke was tall and thin while this boy was short and fat. This boy had blonde hair while Duke had light brown. They both seemed to be trying and failing to grow a mustache.
But even with all this, what drew my attention the most to this strange boy was that his nose was in a disturbing irregular shape and it was pink. Ew.
As if he didn't notice me staring, he continued on.
"Mom makes it sound so extravagant, and Dad used to tell me how 'magical' it was when I was 4. It's really nothing to look at"
"You take that back about my mother's palace right now!"
I noticed Anne had finally returned. She was definitely out of breath, but yet she was ready to face this boy if she had to.
"Anne, c'mon, just ignore the creep. Our mothers will have cows if they found out we got into a fight. Actually, your mom will have a cow. My mom will only be mad if I got in a fight and lost."
The boy glared at me. I cowered in fear.
"Um…I didn't mean it! I swear! Please just leave me and my face alone…"
"Well, well, if it isn't Ralf."
Still cowering in fear from the boy's death glare, I turned to see a girl who looked to be about the same age as…Ralf, was it? Yeah, I think that's what she said. Anyway, so this girl has a bone-chilling stare, short black hair, a light purple t-shirt with a skull on it, dark blue jeans, white sneakers and a single white glove on her left hand.
"V-Violet" Ralf stuttered.
'Wait a minute…Does this guy have a crush on her?' I thought to myself.
"Violet, what are you doing here?" Ralf asked the girl.
"I was just out and about and I couldn't help but notice you torturing some little girls. I got interested."
"He cannot hurt us at all!" Anne spoke up boldly. Too boldly.
"Oh, and who might you be?" Violet asked as she leaned into my cousin.
"My name is Princess Anne Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom. And that over there is Princess Roze Mario of Sarasaland!"
"Hey, where did she go?!" I heard Ralf yell off in the distance.
Don't look at me, that guy was scary! I had to get out of there as quickly as possible…