"Ladies and Gentlemen, its that time of the month" The announcer yelled over the mic.
Squidward has trained his whole life for this and now its his time to shine! The WWE!
"In the Blue Corner, its the most dastardly wrestler in the WWE! Give it up for, Dick "Dastardly" Richard!" The announcer said, "And in the Red Corner, a new challenger has appeared! Presenting, the Blue Waffle Monday!"
Squidward readied himself for his first match. He reminisced of how this all began.
"Ahoy , guess who's coming to our fine establishment next Monday night?" asked
"Who and why should I care?" Squidward replied, spewing venom.
"Why it's non-other than the WWE of course and I volunteered YOU to wrestle for us!" said excitedly
"Huh? , I cant wrestle. I've never wrestled before!" Squidward yelled angrily
"I thought you did that Clarinet thing you always whine about?" asked
"The Clarinet is an IN-STRU-MENT! Not a wrestling thing!" Squidward replied angrily
"Well, it's to late now. So this coming Monday I expect to see you in a ring and wrestle your best for The Krusty Krab!" said
"Why cant you or Spongebob do it?" Squidward asked
"Cause I'm to old to be in there with them and Spongebob does the Karate thing, he could hurt someone." walked away with a smile on his face
"Do I at least get overtime?" Squidward asked
"You already know the answer to that." walked into his office, closing the door behind him
Squidward snapped out of his thoughts only to realize that he was being pinned!
"1...2..." The crowd cheered as the Referee counted
Squidward kicked and struggled but it was no use! Then all of the sudden, the arena went dark. Music began to play when suddenly began walking down to the ring. pulled out a microphone and spoke into it.
"So... Dick Richard. Do you remember me. We were in the navy together. We kicked those plankton's sorry butts and whats this? I see you, in MY restaurant beating up MY employee! I wont stand for this!" then pulled out a steel chair from under the ring and sat in it.
Dick Richard then jumped out of the ring, attempting to land on . dodge rolled out of the way, causing Dick Richard to land on his face. Dick Richard got up and grappled with . The Referee was busy trying to see if Squidward was still conscious and did not see this. The Referee waved his arms to the bell ringer as to say "He's out!". The bell rang, thus ending the match. Squidward was taken to this infirmery while security broke up Dick Richard and . was kicked out of his own restaurant for the night.