Yes i am totally writing one of those cheesy "They-fell-out-of-my-TV" stories. I figured: "Why not?" They're entertaining enough when they have a steady plot! (Which this one will, trust me). Anyways, Read and review please! It'd be very much appreciated to hear your feedback. ^ -^
Walking back from the local liquor store were two girls: Nikki and Chelsea,roommates getting ready for a movie day to kill time. It was a wonderfully cloudy and gloomy day, something not-so-normal around here. California was almost always in a drought, and it hardly ever rained. The slightest sprinkle or dark cloud was a blessing.
"So, what movie are we watching?" Chelsea asks, rummaging through their plastic bag full of goodies they'd bought from the store.
"CHUCKY!" Nikki exclaimed, pushing a fist into the air with a grin.
"NO!" Chelsea retorts with the same enthusiasm and motion with her fist.
"Okay fine, geez, we're watching The Avengers because i know how much you love that movie. And it is a really good movie!"
"Yay! It's because you love me~"
"Maybe."
"Oh, you're so mean to me!"
"Be that way and i take away your chocolate, and your Avengers!"
Giving a pouty face, Chelsea wrapped her arms around Nikki's shoulders dramatically. "I'm so sorry, Nikki!"
"Okay, you go get the popcorn ready and i'll put the movie in," Nikki said, taking charge of the situation, but her friend didn't seem to mind it at all, as she plucked the DVD from it's case, her friend skipping off to the kitchen to make the popcorn.
The smell of fresh popcorn wafted from the small kitchen and into the living room as Chelsea walked in carrying a big bowl full of their buttery snack. Also twined in her fingers holding the bowl, was the plastic bag that was full of snacks, chips, their soda, and chocolate. "I come baring snacks!" She said as she strode in, setting the snacks down onto the table as Nikki moved away from the windows she'd been closing-to make sure it was nice and dark (to give it that movie-theatre effect).
"We have all these snacks!" She exclaimed happily, wiggling her arms as they'd gained a habit of doing over the years. It was a sign of happiness. Together they settled down on the couch as the movie started, the surround sound up high, and a delicious array of snacks laid out before them.
Towards the middle of the movie it'd started raining, which had caused the two to pause the film, get up, and run around outside for about ten minutes. It was an opportunity they hardly ever got. So they took advantage of it. Eventually they were back inside again, drying off from their brief run-around in the rain, and continuing to watch the movie.
Lightning flashes outside their window as Chelsea reached for some popcorn, jumping visibly, causing Nikki to start laughing hysterically at her friend's jump scare reaction. The two laughed together for a little bit, before the blonde pouted and mumbled, "Shut up". Only seconds after, though, another strike flashed across the sky, causing Nikki to jump this time around. "Haha, revenge!" Chelsea mused with a smirk.
Thunder boomed in the sky outside their window and more lightning struck, causing them to sit in silence and awe. Their first thunderstorm in months. Hell, maybe even years! They were enjoying it quite a bit, until a final flash of lightning and their television started to flash white before blacking out.
Sitting there in silence, they stared at the blank screen, confused. Maybe it was a power out due to the storm? That seemed like the likely cause, but normally storms in El Cajon never really got that bad. While it was kind of cool, it still cut them off from their movie, and potentially cut off all their power for god-knows how long. "Well this sucks." Chelsea muttered, starting to get up off of the couch to go test the light switch. As she did, the television flashed once more, this time a rather blinding light causing the two to cringe away from the TV until the light flashed and disappeared.
There was a loud thud and a crash. The two girls leaned back against the couch as six figures fell onto their coffee table, breaking through the wood and glass loudly.
Quickly, Chelsea got up and walked across the couch, jumping down past the mess and feeling her way to the wall for a light switch. Once her fingertips touched the switch in the wall, she flicked it up. The lights turned on quickly and she could see the mess before her. Six...no seven! Seven people laying on her floor and over the now shattered coffee table. Six men and one woman.
A gasp escaped the blonde, astonished by the sight before her. The Avengers! Straight from the movie! And even Loki as well! Those on the floor started to get up slowly, Thor, the Asgardian brushed himself off and looked at the coffee table he'd crushed, before turning to me, smiling awkwardly and apologizing. "I truly am sorry...i'll be sure to acquire a new one for you." Said the Asgardian in an apologetic voice.
"Good going, brother, you oaf."
Upon hearing that familiar evil voice, Chelsea gasped, her eyes flickering to the god of mischief himself, who was dusting himself off and cracked his neck to get a kink out. "Excuse me," Thor interrupted her gaze by stepping into the center of it, holding out his hand to her, "Where are we?"
"You're in our house!" Nikki said, just as shocked as her friend as she slid from the couch, wary of the glass. "You just..." She began but her friend finished for her.
"...Fell out of our TV!" Chelsea said, looking around at the others as she took Thor's hand, who brought up hers as he leaned down, kissing her knuckles with a smile, as a sort of gentleman-ly greeting. It caused the younger girl to blush like mad. "We were watching the movie and then there was lightning and then...you all just kind of...fell out!"
"Well, this certainly is strange." Said Iron Man as he pulled himself up, unaffected by the fall due to his suit.
"I don't think we're in New York anymore..." The man in stars and stripes said, referencing The Wizard of Oz.
Pulling her hand from Thor's slowly, Chelsea looked over the full group, counting how many there were, and if all of the Avengers were here. And they were! Minus Agent Coulson, Nick Fury, and the SHIELD agents. "Wow, you're really all here! I can't believe it!" Nikki said, looking the group over as well, though she was just glad Bruce wasn't Hulking-out right now. But it'd been obvious he had previously. His clothing was ripped, and he was standing there shirtless, without his glasses. He looked very awkward. "Chelsea~!" Nikki chimed, hanging onto Chelsea's shoulders, "You look good in red~"
Her friend laughed in embarrassment before retorting quietly, "Shut up, Nikki".
"But you are not wearing red." Said Thor, obviously a bit confused, noting the girl's blue shirt. The comment caused the two girls to giggle, "He's so adorable and innocent~!" Chelsea whispered to her friend. The Asgardian blinked. Innocent? Hardly! He was a warrior after all!
"Excuse me, but...i can't see!" Bruce interjected, raising a hand politely as he stepped forward, only to yelp in sudden pain from a shard of glass piercing his foot.
"You should probably sit down, Doctor," Cap said, trying to lead the blind doctor over to the couch without cutting himself on the sharp glass.
Steve had helped pick up the glass and broken pieces of the table with the help of Thor as Tony tried to figure out they'd all suddenly fallen into the living room of some random girls in apparently, another alternate universe. But he was tired of thinking about this, and he wasn't really buying magic, like Thor had suggested, so he figured he'd mull over the fact that they were fictional in this universe. Which seemed to confuse Thor a bit.
"But, if we do not exist, why are we not here?" Thor had asked, not seeming to grasp the concept of inter-universal travel. Which was ironic, considering he'd
come from Asgard using the bi-frost, and that was a similar sort of thing, only within the same universe. The girls giggled at Thor's adorable cluelessness before trying to explain the concept slower, and maybe in a way he'd understand better. He still didn't quite get it, but figured it was due to some sort of magic, so they let him believe that.
"Well, we have fans here too, huh? You say they made comic books of us?" Tony asked, the DVD case of The Avengers in his hand, gesturing to all of the other heroes-and villain, in the room, which had their own comics.
"Chelsea's the comic-book freak, don't ask me." Nikki said gesturing over to her friend who was sitting awkwardly between Thor and Cap. She used that as her opportunity and reason to get up from between the two and not feel like she was being rude, or fangirl from sitting between the two. She disappeared for a minute or two, rummaging around in the bedroom before coming out with a box, which after opened, was full of books and/or comic book merchandise and such.
"Marvel Comics. You all have your own, except for Loki, sorry." She explained, pulling out some books she collected over the years, as well as on Free Comic Book Day. "And of course, there's also an Avengers series too! As well as Ultimate versions of most of the comics too..." She explained, handing some of the books out, Thor looked over one of the Thor comic books, somewhat confused, but mostly honored. As were the others, as they looked at their own comics, or at least ones that featured them in it.
"Don't you feel famous." Nikki said as they all flipped through the books. Tony then dug through the rest of the box, finding other things, some buttons, some...toys. One was like a smaller version of Thor's Mjolnir, another was an action figure or two, plus an Iron Man toy mask and one that replicated Thor's winged helmet. He held them up with an arched eyebrow, looking over at the two girls.
"Oh um...Nikki bought me that." Chelsea said, pointing to Nikki.
"I'll assume that you're Nikki," Tony said, looking over to her. "And you are, by the way?"
"Oh, i'm Chelsea. Sorry, we kind of forgot introductions...given that we
already know all of you...to an extent." Chelsea said, but stopped herself from rambling on too much.
"Oh, sure Chelsea, blame it all on me~!" Nikki mused before suddenly smiling. "You should show them your Thor Girl costume!"
Chelsea's face flushed red, she reached out to Nikki, "No, i don't think so! I think i got rid of it!" She said quickly. But it didn't stop her friend from pulling her along into the bedroom and fishing the costume out of her closet.
The Avengers sat there awkwardly, but looking at the toys and books while they waited for the girls. "I never knew you were so popular, goldilocks!" Tony said with a laugh before tossing him the toy hammer. Clint was busy watching Loki, but also toying with a Hawkeye action figure he'd found in the box, complete with bow and everything.
The girls emerged from the other part of the house, Nikki in front, a grin on her face, she stepped out of the way, gesturing to her friend as she walked out slowly, reluctantly, in her Thor costume. "I now present you with Thor Girl!" Chelsea just stared down at the floor, fidgeting with the costume.
"Well, it seems as if i have a sister now." Loki said, the first thing he'd said openly to the entire group, he smirked, and the others were surprised that he had an actual sense of humor.
"I believe this belongs to you." Thor said, bending down to hand Chelsea the toy Mjolnir.
Nikki laughed before saying, "Now, strike a pose!" Her friend hesitated before holding the hammer up to the sky, putting her fist on her hip.
"For Asgard!" She said with little enthusiasm, due to pure embarrassment. Thor smiled before holding up his own hammer, the real Mjolnir in the same pose.
"For Asgard!" He exclaimed with a grin on his face. Nikki laughed and grabbed Chelsea's phone from her pocket, holding it up, and snapping a quick picture.
"This is so totally going on Facebook!" She exclaimed with a laugh before hugging Chelsea to hide her embarrassment. When she turned around, looking out at the group, still laughing a bit, she noticed Clint holding the action figure of himself.
"We invite you in and the next thing we know, you're playing with yourself! How rude!" Nikki exclaimed.
Everyone but Thor and Loki understood what that meant. But Clint couldn't help but break his serious face and laugh a little, while Bruce tried to keep himself mature. Steve couldn't help but blush, hiding his face to laugh, and Tony laughed as well. Tony being the most perverted of the group, anyways, Thor and Loki didn't understand earth-er, Midgardian customs, nor did they understand their way of speaking. Even Steve got the joke! "I'm sorry!" Clint apologized, "But it's just so tempting!" His retort made the girls laugh even more.
"So, anyways," Chelsea interjected, still laughing a bit, "You're famous here, but people might mistake you as the actors portraying you guys, so you really don't have any chance of people finding out who you really are." She said.
"Actors?" Steve asked.
"Yeah. Robert Downey Jr." Chelsea pointed to Tony, "Chris Evans," over to Steve, "Tom Hiddleston," over at Loki, "Chris Hemsworth," she pointed to Thor, then proceeded to name the actors portraying Natasha and Bruce: "Mark Ruffalo and Scarlett Johansson." That was when Nikki spoke up happily, pointing to Clint.
"Oh! And Jeremy Renner!" She said.
"Wow, you two sure know a lot about...us." Clint said, setting down the action figure.
"I have to, i live with her," Nikki said, smiling as she wrapped her arms around her friend's shoulders and swayed side to side.
After a while of talking, explaining, and asking questions, Nikki suddenly
exclaimed, "I want food~!" Some of the others were still conversing, but one person had left the group earlier, Natasha had decided she would go stay in a hotel instead of having to help babysit the rest of the guys, which Chelsea and Nikki seemed more than pleased to do.
"Alright~ I'll make dinner." Chelsea said finally, getting up from the couch and walking into the kitchen, "What do you guys want to eat?" She calls, leaning into the living room.
"Food~!"
"Thank you, Nikki, that was very specific."
"Yes, yes it is!"
Tony shrugged. "We could order a pizza," He suggested. It would be a lot easier than cooking a large meal for all of them, even with Natasha gone, it still would be quite an inconvenience. But you could never go wrong with pizza! Or cheeseburgers, in Tony's opinion.
"Yeah, that'll work, let me go find some cash,"
"No, please, we're your guests~" Tony said smiling as he reached into his pockets. Fishing out some bills. Did he always keep that much money on him at all times? Normal people didn't do that. But either way, he was willing to pay for their dinner, so it's not like they could really turn him down.
"Why, thank you, Mr. Billionaire." Nikki said from the couch.
"Playboy, philanthropist!" Chelsea added as from the kitchen as she went to get the phone to call the local Pizza Hut.
The apartment was crowded, no matter how you tried to make space. There was just way too many people here. The six Avengers, well, if you include the God of Mischief, plus the two inhabitants who already lived there. And they were also waiting on a third arrival soon. They'd ordered two pizzas, one not
nearly being enough for them all, anyways. Thor was finishing up the last of the pizza when Tony was trying to decide what they should do to kill time. Chelsea was laying on Nikki, who was still chatting with the others, Chelsea was too tired, it was late, and so she'd decided on sleeping on her very comfortable friend.
Loki'd gotten his staff back from Natasha, but Thor had worked on keeping it away from his brother, so he wouldn't cause trouble. But eventually, Thor had gotten distracted with the dinner, and Loki had gotten it back. Hardly anyone noticed. But Nikki did, she looked over to Loki, careful not to disturb the sleeping girl laying against her shoulder. "Hey, can i see your staff?" She asked with a sweet smile and in the most innocent voice she could muster.
Loki gave her a cold glare, his fingers tapping against the metal. "Oh come on," she urged. "We're letting you guys stay here~! And, we bought you all dinner! Well, Tony did, but still~!" she said, trying to convince the Asgardian to let her see the Tesseract staff he possessed.
"You think that i'd comply to you, weak Midgardian?" The god hissed back at her. "I am a god!" He glared at her, which caused her to shut up, but to pout.
"You don't have to be so mean!"
"Mean?" The god would begin to say more, but he was cut off by Clint and the sight of an arrow's point in his face.
"Leave her alone." The archer growled, "Before i put an arrow through your eye socket." He threatened, but Loki remained unphased. Nikki couldn't help but smile as Clint stood up for her, but it'd gotten all the others' attention in the room. The atmosphere changing ever so quickly.
With a soft mumble, Chelsea awoke, still snuggling Nikki's shoulder. She opened her eyes, looking around, having obviously missed something. Turning around to look at Loki, she realized he'd done something, or at least tried to, so instinctively, she wrapped her arms around Nikki's shoulders protectively. Giving a quick glare to Loki, but she still loved him as a character, so the glare didn't last long.
"He was being mean to me~!" Nikki whined.
"He won't touch you," Clint said, his eyes still on Loki. "I'll put an arrow through his eye before he'd get the chance."
I hope you enjoyed the first chapter! And just so you know, myself (Chelsea) and Nikki are very immature 20 year old's at times :D because acting like a kid is fun~ Anyways, read and review! thank you so much for reading, i will update soon C: