You're obsessed with Harry Potter when...
You mutter Latin words under your breath when you're annoyed.
You call your worst teacher Snape.
When your computer says you've got mail you rush outside to see if you've got an owl.
You ask for an owl for Christmas.
You sort everyone you meet in to the Hogwarts houses.
You were burned when you tried to get through the flames in your fire place.
You broke you nose and had to go to hospital after you ran in to the wall in-between platforms nine and ten.
You point at normal things like parking meters and say 'look at what these muggles dream up''.
You collect plugs.
You try on every piece of silvery fabric your family own to see if it turns you invisible.
Before to get up to get something you try to summon it using Accio.
You watched love actually because to minor harry Potter actors are in it.
You cried when you realised that there were no more books to read.
You refer to your chemistry class as potions.
You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that the entrance to diagon alley will appear.
When you play chess you yell at the pieces to move.
You yell in to the 'tellyfone'.
You cry every time you hear 'Hedwig's theme'.
You get overexcited every time you see a word that is distantly linked with Harry Potter.
You are personally insulted every time you hear people getting things wrong about harry Potter.
You know that Harry's birthday is 31st July 1980, Ron's is 3rd March 1980 and Hermione's is 19th September 1980 even though it never said in the books.
You ordered the latest version of the Webster's dictionary because they added the word 'muggle'.
You were kicked out of the cinema for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling that didn't happen during the sixth film.
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