Hong Kong, Syd has just called the CIA. It's nighttime, Syd is sitting alone in the back of a Chinese restaurant. Vaughn walks in.
Vaughn: I'm here. (eating) This sweet and sour chicken is really good. (looks up) Holy cr*p! Holy cr*p. I see dead people. Oh my God. Are you real? (pokes her arm)
Sydney: (hugs him) I've missed you.
Vaughn: Hey, get off me! I'm a married man.
Sydney: You're married? What? How?
Vaughn: Yeah, like everyone thought you were dead.
Sydney: What?
Vaughn: Yeah, I'm gonna go get something to drink, you want anything?
Sydney: Hold on a minute. How long have I been dead?
Vaughn: Um...(starts thinking- begins counting on his fingers)
Sydney: How long?
Vaughn: You just made lose count. (starts counting again)
Sydney: Forget about it. What happened to Francie? Will?
Vaughn: Who?
Sydney: This isn't real. You're a clone!
Vaughn: I'm no clown!!!
Sydney: (kicks him and then runs away)
Vaughn: Owwww!!!!!
Hospital: Sydney awakes in bed, Weiss is by her side.
Sydney: Hey.
Weiss: Hey. (looks at her food tray) You're not gonna eat that, are you?
Sydney: No.
Dixon: (enters) How are you? Anyways, guess what! I'm the head of the CIA.
Sydney: How'd you....
Dixon: No time to talk. Gotta go have dinner with Bush. Chow. (leaves)
Sydney: I have to get to headquarters (gets out of bed) Where can I find Vaughn?
High School: Sydney enters an English class.
Student #1: So what exactly happens in "Death of a Salesman"
Vaughn: Duh, some dude who likes to sail around world dies. Next?
Student #2: In "Romeo and Juliet", can Juliet's death be considered ironic?
Vaughn: Romeo and Juliet..(thinking) Oh, the one with Leonardo DiCaprio. Nope. Never seen it. Next?
Student#1: Who is considered the main protagonist in "Oedipus Rex"?
Vaughn: The main what?
Student#1: The main character?
Vaughn: Oh, its the dinasour.
Student #3: How did you end up becoming an English teacher?
Vaughn: Oh, well. I was in the CIA and I started dating my partner, this really hot chick, but then she died ya know and I didn't want to be in the CIA anymore and..I..mean...because I really like to read English so I chose that as my major. Um..yeah..
Bell rings
Sydney: (enters classroom)
Vaughn: (looks up) Hey, I didn't know you go to high school. I thought you graduated?
Sydney: No, I came here to see you.
Vaughn: You're not gonna kick me again are you? It took three Scooby-Doo band aids to cover my owie.
Sydney: No. (stares at him with a horny look in her eye)
Vaughn: You know, ever since you died and your house burned up, there was always something I regretted.
Sydney: What's that?
Vaughn: Not taking my Spider-Man pajamas home with me. I had a gut instinct not to leave em at your house that morning. But stupid me....
Sydney: I need you to watch this tape, my dad found it and well..
Vaughn: What? It's not that 'special' tape we made together, is it?
Sydney: No, that was destroyed in the fire.
Vaughn: Yeah but I have a couple copies at my house...yeah, it did burn up in the fire.
Sydney: Watch. (puts tape in VCR, shows her killing some dude)
Vaughn: Wow, your calves look fat in that video.
Sydney: That's what I was doing during those two years I was missing.
Vaughn: If you were just going around killing people, then why did you tell everyone you were dead
Vaughn: I'm here. (eating) This sweet and sour chicken is really good. (looks up) Holy cr*p! Holy cr*p. I see dead people. Oh my God. Are you real? (pokes her arm)
Sydney: (hugs him) I've missed you.
Vaughn: Hey, get off me! I'm a married man.
Sydney: You're married? What? How?
Vaughn: Yeah, like everyone thought you were dead.
Sydney: What?
Vaughn: Yeah, I'm gonna go get something to drink, you want anything?
Sydney: Hold on a minute. How long have I been dead?
Vaughn: Um...(starts thinking- begins counting on his fingers)
Sydney: How long?
Vaughn: You just made lose count. (starts counting again)
Sydney: Forget about it. What happened to Francie? Will?
Vaughn: Who?
Sydney: This isn't real. You're a clone!
Vaughn: I'm no clown!!!
Sydney: (kicks him and then runs away)
Vaughn: Owwww!!!!!
Hospital: Sydney awakes in bed, Weiss is by her side.
Sydney: Hey.
Weiss: Hey. (looks at her food tray) You're not gonna eat that, are you?
Sydney: No.
Dixon: (enters) How are you? Anyways, guess what! I'm the head of the CIA.
Sydney: How'd you....
Dixon: No time to talk. Gotta go have dinner with Bush. Chow. (leaves)
Sydney: I have to get to headquarters (gets out of bed) Where can I find Vaughn?
High School: Sydney enters an English class.
Student #1: So what exactly happens in "Death of a Salesman"
Vaughn: Duh, some dude who likes to sail around world dies. Next?
Student #2: In "Romeo and Juliet", can Juliet's death be considered ironic?
Vaughn: Romeo and Juliet..(thinking) Oh, the one with Leonardo DiCaprio. Nope. Never seen it. Next?
Student#1: Who is considered the main protagonist in "Oedipus Rex"?
Vaughn: The main what?
Student#1: The main character?
Vaughn: Oh, its the dinasour.
Student #3: How did you end up becoming an English teacher?
Vaughn: Oh, well. I was in the CIA and I started dating my partner, this really hot chick, but then she died ya know and I didn't want to be in the CIA anymore and..I..mean...because I really like to read English so I chose that as my major. Um..yeah..
Bell rings
Sydney: (enters classroom)
Vaughn: (looks up) Hey, I didn't know you go to high school. I thought you graduated?
Sydney: No, I came here to see you.
Vaughn: You're not gonna kick me again are you? It took three Scooby-Doo band aids to cover my owie.
Sydney: No. (stares at him with a horny look in her eye)
Vaughn: You know, ever since you died and your house burned up, there was always something I regretted.
Sydney: What's that?
Vaughn: Not taking my Spider-Man pajamas home with me. I had a gut instinct not to leave em at your house that morning. But stupid me....
Sydney: I need you to watch this tape, my dad found it and well..
Vaughn: What? It's not that 'special' tape we made together, is it?
Sydney: No, that was destroyed in the fire.
Vaughn: Yeah but I have a couple copies at my house...yeah, it did burn up in the fire.
Sydney: Watch. (puts tape in VCR, shows her killing some dude)
Vaughn: Wow, your calves look fat in that video.
Sydney: That's what I was doing during those two years I was missing.
Vaughn: If you were just going around killing people, then why did you tell everyone you were dead