Ok here goes. I figured this was the perfect time to try my take on Anti Cosmo's thoughts during most episodes.
That Old Black Magic
Me and my darling Wife Anti Wanda were out near the barrier , like we always are every on Friday the thirteenth. Then we heard voices outside the barrier. I floated down to hear better.
"And if these Anti Fairies want to get to earth they will have to go through me" Jorgan's voice said.
"They already have gotten through" said the voice of a boy I knew well enough, Timothy Turner, the god kid of my opposite Cosmo, also known as Timmy.
"Not my shift" said Jorgan's voice. I heard a pound on the ground.
"No one is aloud in Anti Fairy World" Jorgan's voice said. I sighed.
"Then I wish they were all out here" I heard. This was something us Anti Fairies had been waiting for, for centuries.
"No" said my wife's opposite.
"Noooooooooo" said Jorgan's voice. Then we all made it out in a whirlwind of anti fairies. I came out shortly afterward wanting to see the boy who had set us free. I got a brief look at him.
"Hey I wanna... Listen you I... I need to have a word with... Why won't they stop?" Timothy said. I came forward.
"Actually Timothy, Why should we?" I asked.
"Cosmo?" He asked while pushing those anti fairy goggles up. He squinted. Then put the goggles back on.
"I'm the Anti Fairy Cosmo" I said matter-of-factly while anti poofing a teapot up "I'm not an idiot in any manner whatsoever" I then poured some tea then drank it.
"And I'm the Anti Wanda" my wife said "I'm incredibly stupid and eat with my feets"
"You see, we've been trapped behind that blasted barrier for centuries" I said "but we knew some Friday the thirteenth, some child would be stupid enough to have his fairies bring him here and wish all of us free"
I floated closer to him and said "Your our hero, our big stupid hero" I anti poofed up a dunce cap and a doh medal. Then posed for a picture. My wife ate the flash bulb, then we flew off.
We managed to get out to earth in a matter of minutes through a magical door that I would bet was left by Timothy and his godparents. Then we did bad luck all over the world. But then Timothy managed to trick us to come into the desert, and then through the door to fairy world.
"Tarnasion, that buck tooth punk tricked us back into fairy world"
"Don't worry, we'll get back, whose going to stop us?" I said. Karma was not on our side. Jorgan came into the room. Darn our luck.
Well there you go. I hope to do all the episodes with Anti Cosmo in them. Luckily there aren't that many of them. I don't think I'll be able to do the Jimmy/Timmy 2 movie because I have no idea where on the internet to look for that movie.
