My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and the adventures of David and Tim Episode 1: The Glyfh Hunters of Equestria part 1.
"Hi everypony! Tim here with B.B.2, David, Dennis and a new person here ready for this new story to start. Say hello to Diana!" Tim announced, waving his hands in the air.
"Hello everypony. Welcome to our first My Little Pony Fanfic. This story is going to have-"
(Tim covers her mouth with one hand while taking the mic from her)
"No Diana. No spoilers, okay? (Let's go of her mouth)" Tim whispered into Diana's ear.
"Yes, Tim. Sorry about that."
"That's okay, Diana. Now, let's bring out our stars! First, our "not so star"; David Hiro Taisuki; The "Mane" Protagonist. BATTLEBOYS2; The creator of this story, Cupid and Zei, Eminite, and me. And last but not least; Dennis Onima; the technical genius of this group." Tim introduced the cast.
(All of the mentioned characters appear)
"Hi everypony." David said, saluting to you readers with two fingers.
"Hey there. Just call me Battle." Battle added.
"Hello and Salutations. It's nice to see you all again after so long. Sorry for the wait there, but we're back with a new story, as you already know. For you Bronies out there reading this; you might love this, and if you have OC's you want us to add to this story, let us know, aright?" Dennis introduced himself last.
"Truly. And now everypony, Let's get on with the SHOW!" David announced.
Disclaimer: We do not own My Little Pony at all. Hasbro and Luaren Fuast does. We only own the Cupid and Zei franchise.
(David's P.O.V.)
(- On Earth -)
It's been a few weeks since my little sister, Gwendolyn, was kidnapped by our enemies; the Cybran's, an evil spirit race born when a person with a bad heart dies, and after a century, they become a Cybran. The Glyfh's being the alternate version. The Good. So now we were just taking it easy at Dennis' lab. Tim's been a bit more energetic then usual (Which is bothering me) and has been... A bit "nicer" to everyone but me.
In fact, I'm not even sure if that's even the right word to say.
Right now, I'm watching Tim talk with Dennis about something, while I was holding a dirty spoon behind a crate in a corner.
After a minute, I saw Tim started to walk out with something in hand. It kinda looked like a small box with a big, red button. I jumped into the crate, and waited for him to come out. I got myself comfortable in the crate, and stared counting.
1. 2. 3... But he didn't come out.
"What could Tim be doing?" I whispered while looking around the room.
I waited another minute for him to appear, and jumped out a soon as I saw someone's shadow coming closer. I pulled the spoon up into the air and charged for Tim, but saw that Tim wasn't the one I was running towards.
It was Dennis.
"Whoa there, Dave. What are you doing?!" He said, surprised.
"Huh? Whoa!" I cried as I tripped over a crate.
"What are you doing, David? We need you to come in here. Stop messing around with my equipment." Dennis said quite annoyed.
"What for, Dennis?" I replied.
"Just come in and find out."
He then walked back into the room he came out of. I only watched him walk away, shrugged to myself, and walked in. Just as I got in, Tim tackled me onto the floor, and screamed in my ear.
"I HEARD YOU WERE NEARBY, SO I MADE DENNIS GET YOU! WHAT WERE YOU ABOUT TO DO?!" He yelled.
"Ow...! Nothing... So what do you all want me here for?" I asked, rubbing my head.
"I'm sending you to another world with Tim, and I can't tell you where because it was his idea, and he won't tell me what world your going to." Dennis replied.
Tim then got off of me and walked up to the Machine with a grin. He then signaled something to Dennis, and he activated the machine. Dennis signaled me to get next to Tim and wait, so I did. After a moment, Dennis walked towards us with two things in hand.
"You two will need these, in case you become stuck as whatever you become, alright?" He said.
"Wait, Why would our form change in this world? Are we going to a world with anamorphic animals like Angelina's world? I thought you guys said we were on vacation." I replied, feeling a bit irked.
"Well come on, David. It's just for a short time, and besides; you might like the place we're going to... Or something like that." Tim explained to me with an arm around my neck.
I just shrugged again and took the box thing from Dennis. Tim did the same and walked closer to the portal, but stopped midway.
"Aren't you coming, Davi? Let's go!" He yelled. "Hey, Mayple! Syrup! Come on, girls! We're leaving!"
"... Cupid! Zei! You guys are coming, too!" I added, getting my partners.
My partners; Cupid and Zei, two Glyfh's that saved my life the day we met and have been my partners ever since, came to my side, and turned into mini sized spirits. Tim's partners; Mayple and Syrup, did the same for him.
"Ready for another adventure, Master? We might find your sister at wherever we go. Maybe." Cupid said, tapping his chin.
I nodded and walked up to it, too. I was a bit nervous though, but decided to put that aside. When I got next to Tim; he turned to my side and grabbed my arm.
"Come on!"
As soon as he said that he jumped in and pulled me in with him.
"Wait! Where are we going!?" I asked.
"You'll see!"
(- In another new world -)
As usual, we appeared in the sky, falling to our death (Which is not possible. They don't die when this happens, but it's so funny to have them appear like that, screaming like little girls. XD). After a minute of falling, we were flouting in midair. I finally had a chance to look at where we were.
This world looked peaceful enough. Well, until Cybrans attack, that is.
"Whoa... So, Tim. What world is this?" I asked again.
"Yeah, Tim?" Zei added,
Tim was about to answer... I think, before we started falling to our deaths again.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Me and Tim screamed.
After another minute, we finally landed on the ground, uninjured. We got up and shook ourselves, getting all the dust off of us. Tim then looked at me and screamed again.
"W-W-W-What are you!?"
"What do you- AH!" I gasped in fear upon looking at my hands... Or "Hooves".
I couldn't believe my eyes right now. Is Tim a... a... PONY!? I looked at myself and saw that I was also a Pony.
I became a Red Pony.
I looked at Tim again, and took notice of his new appearance.
He was a Dark Gray pony with a Black, Slick Mane. Instead of his eyes being Amber, His eye color changed to Dark Blue, and his Tail had a deadly sharp, iron blade on it.
I then looked at myself. I was a Light Red Unicorn with a few Brown and Orange streaks on my legs. I have a Brown Mane with a few Orange and Yellow streaks, and scar on my front left hoof, which was the same scar I got during a fight with the Cybrans. I also still had my mother's Golden Heart necklace around my neck, and also my Iron chain my left hoof.
It may look like a accessory, but it's just a secret weapon. It'll fool everyone, trust me.
Tim then got up and tried walking around with his new body. He failed the first few times, but got the hang of it soon after. I encouraged him to do his hardest as he got up. I then tried getting on my hooves. I did the same as Tim in failing multiple times, but failed more then he did, and instead of being encouraged by Tim. I only got a bunch of laughs from him.
"Oh come on, Tim! It's not funny! I didn't laugh at you when you were messing up!" I yelled at him as I fell again.
"HA HA HA HA! OF COURSE IT IS! Ha ha, ha... But no, seriously. We need to look around this place to figure out where we are." He implied.
"Your right, but we'll need to blend in to wherever we are. You know, like make a nickname for ourselves. And act like everyone else around here."
"Okay, like what kind of names?" He asked, lifting an eye brew.
First, i shrugged in confusion, then walked around Tim in a circle three times before getting an idea.
"How about "Sharp Iron" for you because of your tail (Points at his tail). And my name will be..." I trailed off as I began thinking again.
I couldn't really come up with a name for myself. I mean, there are lots of names I could have. Like " Red Stream", or "Blazing Dasher".
"Hmm... Maybe "Phoenix..." I almost finished until Tim spoke up.
"Burst." He said with a light bulb above his head.
"... "Phoenix Burst"?"
"Yeah. I guess. It... Fit's you?"
"... Alright then. Phoenix Burst and Sharp Iron!" I announced, raising a hoof up, but falling on the ground in the process. "Ofh!"
I just groaned as Tim, I mean, Sharp Iron began to laugh again.
(?'s P.O.V.)
(- Somewhere in a park -)
Hello there. My name is "Twilight Sparkle". I'm a Unicorn, and you might be wondering about what I'm doing, right?
Wait. What am I doing? Am I talking to... Nevermind.
Right now I'm reading a book about a old legend of two Princess' that rule over this world. One of them is my teacher; Princess Celestia. And the other is her sister; Princess Luna.
Anyway. After I finished the book, I closed it and thought about the Elements of Harmony that were mentioned in the book.
"I think I've heard of these somewhere. I better go back and see Spike about this." I told myself.
I then got up, and headed over to the library. I walked into three female ponies on my way, but they were the least of my concern.
"There you are, Twilight! Moondancer is having a little get-together in the west castle courtyard. You wanna come?" I heard Twinkle Shine ask me.
"Oh, sorry, girls... I've got a lot of... Studying to catch up on. Right." I answered before hurrying along to my destination. "I know I've heard of the Elements of Harmony."
As I got there, I opened the doors, but I didn't see Spike anywhere.
"Spike? Spi-ike! Spike?" I said as I saw him on the floor.
"Ow..." Was the only thing he said in reply.
"There you are. Quick, find me that old copy of "Predictions and Prophecies"." I said while walking over to some books.
I looked at Spike's tail, and saw a present with some stuffing hanging loose stuck to it.
"Who's that for?"
"Well, It was a gift for Moondancer, but..." He trailed off as a teddy bear fell out of the present.
(Squeak)
"Oh Spike, you know we don't have time for that sort of thing."
"But we're on a break." He replied in displeasure.
I ignored him as I used my magic to search the shelves for that book, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
"No, No, no, no, no, no, no. Grr... Spike!" I growled in frustration.
"It's over here." He replied, carrying the book atop a ladder.
I pulled the book with Spike over to me and looked at the title. It surely was the book we needed.
"Aha." I said happily, taking the book from Spike.
I walked over to a desk and looked through the book.
"Ah! Elements, Elements, E, E, E... Aha! Elements of Harmony, see: Mare in the Moon?" I said in question.
"The Mare in the Moon? But that's just an old ponies' tale." Spike said.
"Mare, mare... aha! The Mare in the Moon, myth from olden pony times. A powerful pony who wanted to rule Equestria, defeated by the Elements of Harmony and imprisoned in the moon. Legend has it that on the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape, and she will bring about nighttime eternal!" I read through the page, and gasped. "(Gasp) Spike! Do you know what this means?"
"No- whoa!" Spike cried as he fell off the ladder, but I caught him in time. "Ow!"
"Take a note, please, to the Princess."
"Okie dokie." Spike replied, hopping off my back.
"My dearest teacher, my continuing studies of pony magic have led me to discover that we are on the precipice of disaster!" I was stopped by Spike.
"Hold on. Preci... Preci..."
"Threshold."
"Threh..." Spike tried writing it down, but he didn't know how to spell it.
"Uh, brink?" I said, but all I got in return was a confused look from Spike. "... Ugh, that something really bad is about to happen! For you see, the mythical Mare in the Moon is in fact Nightmare Moon, and she's about to return to Equestria, and bring with her eternal night! Something must be done to make sure this terrible prophecy does not come true. I await your quick response. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."
"Twilight... Sparkle. Got it!" Spike said, noting that he was finished.
"Great! Send it."
"Now?"
"Of course!"
"Uh, I dunno, Twilight. Princess Celestia's a little busy getting ready for the Summer Sun Celebration. And it's like, the day after tomorrow." Spike noted.
"That's just it, Spike. The day after tomorrow is the thousandth year of the Summer Sun Celebration (Looks up at the sun)! It's imperative that the Princess is told right away!" I replied with urgency.
"Impera... Impera..." Spike repeated as he started writing again.
"Important!" I screamed.
"Whoa!" Spike bumped his head on a bookshelf. "Okay, okay!"
Spike then lifted the letter up to his snout, and blew Green Fire on it, sending it to the Princess.
"There, it's on its way. But I wouldn't hold your breath..."
"Oh, I'm not worried, Spike. The Princess trusts me completely. In all the years she's been my mentor, she's never once doubted me." I replied.
Just then, Spike's cheeks grew big and puffy, then he spit out a letter from the Princess.
Gee. That was fast.
"See? I knew she would want to take immediate action." I said with a grin.
"(Clears throat) My dearest, most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle. You know that I value your diligence and that I trust you completely." Spike started.
"Right..."
"... But you simply must stop reading those dusty old books!"
I gasped upon hearing that.
After getting that letter from Princess Celestia, we headed to Ponyville, a small town few hours away from Canterlot. I couldn't believe Celestia was sending us there to supervise the Summer Sun Celebration, but we accepted nonetheless.
"My dearest Twilight, There is more to a Pony's life then just studying..."
I started to daze off for a minute, thinking about Nightmare Moon and the Elements of Harmony, until Spike poked my ear.
"Are you listening, Twilight?" He asked.
"Huh? Oh Yeah, Spike, I just..." I trailed off as I looked over at the small town.
It sure looked like a nice, peaceful little place. Maybe a little boring looking, but nice.
"Hmm... Well anyway. Let me continue reading then." Spike said, getting back to the letter. "My dear Twilight, there is more to a young pony's life than studying, so I'm sending you to supervise the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration in this year's location: Ponyville. And, I have an even more essential task for you to complete: make some friends!"
My only reply was a sigh.
From a distance, I could see a small crater behind a dark, dank forest. It shouldn't bother me, but it does because I haven't heard anything crashing into Equestria at all.
"Look on the bright side, Twilight. The Princess arranged for you to stay in a library. Doesn't that make you happy? Spike asked me.
"Yes, yes it does. You know why? Because I'm right! I'll check on the preparations as fast as I can, then get to the library to find some proof of Nightmare Moon's return." I answered eagerly.
"Then... When will you make friends, like the Princess said?" He asked.
"She said to check on the preparations. I am her student, and I'll do my royal duty, but the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends."
Our ride finally stopped at our destination, and we got off. I thanked the ride and they left.
"Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have interesting things to talk about." Spike said as a Pink Pony came towards us. "Come on Twilight, Give it a try."
I looked at Spike, then at the Pink Pony. Her mane was big and puffy, she had three Balloons for a Cutie Mark, and she seemed nice.
"Um... hello?" I said before she made a big gasp, and zoomed away. "... Well that was interesting, alright."
As I turned around, I bumped into another Pony.
"Ow..." I said, groaning from a small headache.
"Gyah...! ... (Gasp) Are you okay there, miss?" A male voice asked me with concern.
I opened my eyes and saw a Red Male Unicorn standing before me with a worried look.
"... Y-Yes. I'm okay." I replied, assuring him.
He then helped me up and sighed.
"Hi, I'm Da... I mean "Phoenix Burst". What's yours?" He said, giving me a little smile.
"... My name is Twilight Sparkle." I replied, blushing a bit. "Nice to meet you."
"I see that your new here. I kinda thought that either of you knew this place... Where are we?" Phoenix asked with a question mark flouting above his head.
"How do you not know that this is Ponyville? Are you also new around here?" Spike asked him.
"Well, yes. Me and a friend of mine came here together. He's over he-" Phoenix stopped as he looked around for somepony. "I could have sworn that he was here with me a second ago... So where are you two going?"
"We're checking around town to see how the preparations are going for the Summer Sun Celebration. Want to join us?" Spike asked Phoenix Burst.
"Spike, I'm sure that he has other things to do." I replied.
"Oh, I don't mind. Maybe my friend, Sharp Iron, is somewhere around town. We might just find him as we go." Phoenix replied.
"Great! Now first we have to go to Sweet Apple Acres to see how the food is coming." Spike announced.
"Alright then, Let's Roll!" Phoenix declared, heading in the wrong direction.
"Uh, Phoenix Burst? You're heading the wrong direction." I told him, keeping myself from chuckling.
"Really? Alright then. You lead the way." Phoenix replied as he stopped, and lifted a hoof.
I really didn't want anypony else to join us, but I'll make an exception this time, for the sake of this colt looking for his friend.
Wouldn't want him to get more lost then he is now.
(Phoenix Burst's P.O.V.)
As we were walking (Or stumbling in my case), We were quiet, so I decided to start a little talk with Twilight to lift the mood of things a bit.
"So... Twilight Sparkle..." I froze since I didn't know what to ask.
"Yes...?"
"... Um... So... (Ding!) What kind of magic can you do? As a Unicorn, you could use a bunch of spells, right?" I asked her a random question, while imagining myself placing a hoof on my head. "Idiot."
"Yeah. We Unicorn's have many different properties in us, and we can use them in various ways. Like Medical magic, Knowledge magic, Combat magic. The list goes on from there." She explained. "Why? Can't you use any magic, Phoenix Burst?"
"Well... No. Not really."
"Are you serious!? I've never met a Unicorn who couldn't use magic before! I think I have some books you can use to study at my new library."
"Ahem." Spike cleared his throat harshly.
"Heh heh. Our library." She sheepishly said.
"Great. I don't mind reading a few books. Maybe... We could study magic together?" I replied, blushing to my own words. "Darn it! I better not not be getting soft."
"Um, sure. I'll could teach you some, but you better pay attention, because I'll be giving you quiz's about what you've learned and everything. The spells I know are pretty hard to learn, and they took days. Weeks. Months even, but with time, I bet you'll get the hang of things." She replied, blushing too.
"Oh... So your going to be like my magic teacher? I guess I can accept that." I said, then looked at the ground. "Ah! Stop being so soft on her! We've only met!"
"A teacher? Me? That would be so great! Finally having my own student for the first time!" Twilight nearly squealed, then looked at me with a questioning gaze. "... Phoenix Burst?"
"Uh... You have my word that I will listen at all times, miss Twilight Sparkle!" I abruptly said, still blushing.
Twilight laughed at my nervousness, while I just dropped my head in shame. Cupid and Zei also laughed at me, but those two were the least of my concern, or at least for now that is. I could even hear Spike snickering at me.
I lifted my head up and saw a Red barn up ahead. It seemed to be a Apple Farm we were heading to.
"O.K., you two, we're here." Spike said, checking off something on a checklist. "Summer Sun Celebration official overseer's checklist. Number one, banquet preparations: Sweet Apple Acres.
We looked at the farm that was in front of us and made a quick gasp upon hearing a female pony's voice.
"YEEHAW!" Somepony said from somewhere nearby.
We looked to our right and saw a Orange Pony with a Brown hat dash towards a tree and kick it. After a short second; the apples in that tree fell into some buckets.
"Impressive." I said.
"(Sigh) Let's get this over with." Twilight said, walking up to the Orange Pony. "Good afternoon. My name is Twilight Sparkle."
"And I'm Phoenix Burst. Nice to meet ya, lass." I introduced myself.
"Well, howdy-doo, Miss Twilight, a pleasure makin' your acquaintance. I'm Applejack. We here at Sweet Apple Acres sure do like making new friends!" She said, shaking Twilight's hoof.
"Friends? Actually-y-y-y- I..." Twilight tried to finish through the hoof shake, when Applejack finally let go to shake my hoof.
"And howdy there to you, Phoenix Burst."
"Whoa-a-a-a-a-a... Same... Here...!"
Applejack finally let go of my hoof after a moment, and fixed her hat. My hoof actually hurt from that hoof shake, and I could tell Twilight Sparkle felt the same about hers.
"So, what can I do for you?" Applejack asked Twilight Sparkle.
"Ahem. Well I am, in fact, here to supervise the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration. And your in charge of the food?" Twilight answered, then asked.
"We sure as sugar are!" Applejack replied with a nod. "Would you care to sample some?"
"As long as it doesn't take too long..." Twilight replied.
Applejack ran off while Twilight was speaking, got a triangle, and rang it.
"SOUP'S ON, EVERYPONY!" Apple yelled.
As soon as she said that; we heard a bunch of Ponies coming our way, and was brought to a table by a crowd of them.
"Now, Why don't I introduce y'all to the apple family?" Applejack said, lifting a hoof towards everypony that was around us.
"Thanks, but we really need to get going-"
The three of us looked over at all the treats they were passing out one by one.
"This here's Apple Fritter. Apple Bumpkin. Red Gala. Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apples, Apple Brioche, Apple Cinnamon Crisp... (Deep breath) Big McIntosh, Apple Bloom and (Shoves an apple in Twilight's mouth) Granny Smith. Up'n'attem, Granny Smith, we got guests."
"(Snort) Wha..? Soup's on? I'm up, here I come, ahm comin'..." Granny Smith said as she started walking towards us.
"Why, I'd say you're already part of the family!" Applejack said, patting my back.
Just when I was about to say something; Cupid and Zei pulled on my ears.
"GAH! What is it, you two?" I whispered harshly.
"Sorry to bother you, master, but this is an emer-" Cupid almost finished but couldn't because of something he was looking at.
"Cupid, what is it? An emergency?" I asked.
"How can you not feel that, Master? They're nearby." Zei replied.
"Feel what, Zei? I don't feel anything, or at least not yet. Is it a Cybran?" I whispered anxiously.
"No. It feel's more like a... Glyfh Hunter." Cupid replied. "Maybe Tim is close to us somewhere in this barn."
"Hm... Then maybe we should-"
"Who are you talking to?" Twilight asked.
I flinched in surprise as Twilight touched my back. I nearly forgot that we were talking in front of these ponies.
"Huh? Oh, uh... Nopony. Hahaha..." I replied, sheepishly rubbing my head.
"... Okay, well come on. We have to go. We have an awful lot to do."
"Aren't you gonna stay for brunch?" Apple Bloom asked, sad that we were going to leave.
"Sorry, everypony, but we can't. They have to supervise an event, and I'm looking for somepony that seemed to have wandered off behind my back. I really need to find him." I answered for Twilight Sparkle.
"... What he said." Twilight unnecessarily added.
We looked at everypony's sad looks for a minute and decided to stay for a bit. The Apple family sure seemed happy with us staying, at least. Sadly, I didn't find Sharp Iron upon looking around the barn.
After a little while, we left the farm to find Twilight and Spike's next pony.
"Okay, that's checked off. Now it's... Weather." Spike said.
Me and Twilight groaned in pain from all that food we ate. That'll teach us not to eat too much pie from now on. That's for sure.
"Argh! I think I ate too much pie." Twilight groaned.
"Me too." I replied.
Twilight was about to fall down on her side, until I helped her up.
"Careful there, Twilight. Don't want you to get hurt." I told her with a blush appearing again.
"Uh... Thank you." She replied, then noticed my blush. "Are you... Blushing?"
"(Gasp) Master! (With sarcasm) Are you blushing?" Cupid gasped in fake shock.
"What... Me? Blushing? (Blows Raspberries at the air) No way." I replied, looking away. "And you stop being sarcastic, Cupid. I'm serious."
"Sorry."
I could tell she was still looking at me, but I wasn't going to look back at her. I'm not the guy who get's soft so easily.
"Hmm... There's supposed to be a Pegasus named Rainbow Dash clearing the clouds" Spike told us.
We looked up into the sky and saw no Pegasus up there.
"Well, I guess she's not doing a very good job, is she?" Twilight remarked before she was hit by some pony who fell from the sky, and they landed in some mud.
"Are you two okay?!" I called out, running to them.
"We're okay." They replied as they got up out of the mud.
"Uh, heh heh. 'Scuse me. Heh heh. Let me help you." The female Pegasus said before flying off.
A second later; she came back with a rain cloud, and jumped on it multiple times, forcefully making rain come out of it. After she stopped, she looked at Twilight Sparkle, and blushed nervously.
"Ha ha, Oops. I guess I over did it. Um... How about this, My very own special "Rain blow dry"." She said before flying around Twilight at amazing speed, making a tornado. "No, no. Don't thank me, your quite welcome."
Okay was all Twilight could say. Rainbow Dash and Spike started to laugh at her "mane" do.
(Funny right!? HA HA HA HA HA! XD)
I also found it funny, but I wasn't going to laugh.
"Let me guess, Your Rainbow Dash right?" Twilight asked.
"The one and only." Rainbow answered with pride in her name. "Why, you heard of me?"
"I heard that you should be keeping the sky clear. (Sigh) I'm Twilight Sparkle and the Princess told me to check on the weather." Twilight said.
"And I'm Phoenix Burst." I added.
"Yeah, yeah. I'll do it in a snap. I'll get it done in a jiffy as soon as I'm done practicing." Rainbow replied.
"Practicing for what?" I asked with my question mark appearing above me again.
"The Wonderbolts! (Points at a poster) (Fanfare) They're gonna perform at the Celebration tomorrow, and I'm gonna show 'em my stuff!" She said proudly.
"The Wonderbolts?" Twilight said.
"Yep." Rainbow replied.
"The most talented flyers in all of Equestria?"
"That's them."
"... So what your saying is; You are going to strut your stuff for the Wonderbolts, right?" I asked.
"... (Scoff) Please. They'd never accept a Pegasus who can't even keep the sky clear for one measly day." Me and Twilight remarked once more.
"Oh, come on! I can clear these skies in ten seconds flat." Rainbow retorted.
"Prove it." Twilight said, smirking.
"Loop the loop around, and wham!" Rainbow exclaimed as she cleared the clouds in just... Ten seconds!? "What'd I say? Ten. Seconds. Flat. I'd never leave Ponyville hanging."
(Sheep baaing in the background)
"(Chuckles) You should see the look on your face's. Ha! You're a laugh, Twilight Sparkle and Phoenix Burst. I can't wait to hang out some more." Rainbow told us.
"Wow. She's amazing." Spike said before playing with Twi's mane. "Hehe."
And again, we didn't find Iron anywhere in the area. With a sigh of defeat; we continued onward.
"Don't worry, Master. We'll find Sharp Iron soon enough." Zei assured me.
"I know, Zei. He can't be far." I replied. "I just can't believe I was bested like that...!"
"Phoenix Burst, are you talking to yourself again?" Spike asked me.
"Wait, wha? I'm..." There was no way out of this one. "Yeah, I am. Sorry. I'll stop from now on."
The two just muttered a "Okay", and we went to our next location. This time we were heading to a boutique that looked like a carousel.
"Decorations. Beautiful." Spike said quite fond of the place we were in.
"Yes, the decor is coming along nicely. This ought'a be quick. I'll be at the library in no time. Beautiful indeed." Twilight replied.
"Yes. It's amazing." I added in a not so interested way, still looking around for Sharp Iron.
"Not the decor, her!" Spike said while looking at a White Unicorn with a curly, Purple mane.
"No, no. Not at all." She said, placing streamers around a pole.
"... How are my scales. Are they straight." Spike asked us.
Although Twilight ignored him, and walked closer to the Unicorn. I continued my search for Sharp Iron elsewhere in the boutique.
"Good afternoon." Twilight started.
"Excuse me for a moment. I'm in the zone, as it were." The White Unicorn interrupted her.
I looked around the place and I thought I saw somepony running off. Before I could even move I heard a scream coming from the White Unicorn.
" Oh my stars, darling. What ever happened to your hair?" She asked in horror.
"Oh, you mean my mane? Well, it's a long story. I'm just here to check on the decorations, and then I'll be out of your hair!" Twilight replied.
"Out of my hair? What about your hair?!"
"Wait, what are you doing? Help!" Twilight screamed as the White Unicorn pushed Twilight into another room.
Me and Spike just followed them, not wanting to start any trouble. I still needed to find Sharp Iron.
Man. This is becoming a big delay in my time. I thought this was a vacation, but it seems I'm doing more work then relaxing.
Sharp Iron. You owe me big for this.
"(Sigh) This is going to be a long day." I told myself.
We went into another room a few moments ago to fix Twilight's hair, but things got... Out of hoof. Our White Pony was putting Dress's on Twi and stuff. I wasn't really paying attention at the moment because I thought I heard somepony walking around.
I walked past Spike and looked around the place to see if he/she was still here, hoping it was Sharp Iron. But alas. I couldn't find him.
"Um, Miss. Was there another Pony here with you?" I asked, checking around a mirror.
"No. Not that I know of." She replied while she was still dressing up Twilight Sparkle.
I nodded and started looking around again. A minute later, Twilight called me and Spike in a hurried way.
She must have gotten free from that Unicorn while she wasn't looking.
I quickly got Spike on my back and ran off with Twilight. A little while later; we were walking to a forest that's said to have a Yellow Pegasus living there.
"(Sigh) Wasn't she wonderful?" Spike said in a daydreaming state.
"I guess, But we have something important to do right now, Spike." I replied.
"Right. Now focus, Casanova. What's next on the list?" Twilight asked.
"(Clears throat) Oh, uh, music! It's the last one!" He replied.
After a few more steps, we saw a Yellow Pegasus singing with a group of birds up in a tree. Their singing was sweet and enticing.
Not that it interested me much, anyway.
Back to us; we hid in a bash so we could watch the last pony perform with her birds. All except the Blue Jay was in tune with the rest, though.
"Oh my. Um, stop please, everyone, umm." The Pale Yellow Pegasus stopped her choir to see about the Blue Jay. "Excuse me, sir? I mean, no offense, but your rhythm is just a teeny-tiny bit off. Now, follow me, please. A-one, a-two, a-one two three-"
"HELLO!" Twilight said, scaring the Pegasus.
"OH!"
"Oh my. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to frighten your birds, I'm just here to check up on the music, and I must say that was beautiful." Twilight positively told the Pegasus.
The Yellow Pegasus landed on the ground and timidly kicked some dirt. We just smiled at her shy nature, and decided to introduce ourselves.
"Good afternoon. I'm Twilight Sparkle." Twilight introduced herself.
"And I'm Phoenix Burst. What is your name?" I added with a warm smile.
"Um, I'm Fluttershy." She whispered.
"I'm sorry, what was that? We couldn't hear you." Twilight said.
"... Fluttershy." She whispered again.
"It's okay to tell us. We promise not to laugh, or make fun of you, or anything. You have my word. Just speak a little louder, please?" I told her with both of my fore hooves together.
"... Um... Fluttershy." She said, raising her voice a little.
"That's a nice name, Fluttershy." I told her.
She smiled a bit, and whispered a thank you. We then heard her birds return and we looked at the tree they were on.
"Well it looks like your birds are back. So I guess everything is back in order. Keep up the good work." Twilight said.
Fluttershy just nodded and went back to being silent. Twilight shrugged and walked towards the bash we hid in.
"O-kay. Well that was easy." Twilight told Spike as he came out.
"(Gasps) A BABY DRAGON?!" Fluttershy cried before dashing towards Spike at great speed and knocking me and Twilight out of the way. "I've never seen a baby dragon before. Your sooo cute."
"Well, well, well." Spike said.
"Argh..." Me and Twilight groaned.
"Oh my, he talks. I didn't know dragons could talk. That's just so incredibly wonderful I, I just don't even know what to say!"
"Well in that case, we better be going." Twilight said.
"Wait, wait. What's he's name?" Flutter replied happily.
"My name is Spike." He said proudly.
"Hi, Spike. I'm Fluttershy. Wow, a talking dragon. And what do dragon's like to talk about?" She said.
"Well, what do you wanna know?" Spike replied.
"Absolutely, Positively everything." Fluttershy replied eagerly.
Me and Twilight looked at each other, knowing that we're both thinking the same thing and groaned.
"This is going to be a long walk." I thought.
I could tell Twilight was thinking the same thing, too. just a few seconds of walking, and already Cupid started pulling on my ear again.
"No, Cupid. Not now."
"But, Master. Sharp Iron might be nearby. I can feel his energy growing as we move in this direction." Cupid notified me.
I hoped he was right about that. A while later, we were at a big tree with a door that had a lit candle on it.
This must've been the Library that Twilight Sparkle mentioned.
Spike and Fluttershy were also still talking with each other, until Twilight stopped their conversation.
"Oh, I'm so sorry. How did we get here so quickly? Ha ha..."
I saw a Black Tail with a sharp iron blade from inside the Library window and walked over to it. At first I thought Tim was inside, but when I looked inside, no pony was there. I sighed and started to walk back to the others, until somepony grabbed me from behind.
"GAH! LET ME GO!" I yelled through the hoof in my muzzle.
"David, calm down! It's me, Tim." Tim said, letting me go.
"Tim!? Where have you been?! I've been looking all over for you!" I whispered harshly.
"Around. But never mind that right now. Let's go in and maybe... I don't know. Do something fun." Tim nudged his head towards the window.
"NO, I'M NOT BREAKING IN WHILE THE MARE AND DRAGON THAT OWN THIS PLACE IS HERE!" I harshly whispered again.
"Quiet, David. We'll be caught if you're too loud!" He whispered too.
I just shook my head and turned to walk off, until Tim grabbed me again.
"Where are you going now, moron?!" He asked.
"Back to the owners of this Library." I answered. "I'm not going to let you break in there like some thief. You'll get me in trouble, too!"
"So your just leaving me, then?! How dare you!" He replied.
"Arg! Look. You can come with me, as long as you behave and stay right next to me." I replied, getting annoyed by this conversation.
"... Fine." He huffed, walking past me.
"Good." I sighed.
We then walked back to Twilight and the others. Fluttershy was the first to notice me with Tim, and took a step back.
"Fluttershy, What is it?" I said.
"Is that Sharp Iron?" Spike replied.
"Why yes, I'm Sharp Iron. Please, no autographs." He said idiotically.
I only scoffed and softly patted the ground.
"So your the one Phoenix Burst was looking for. My name is Twilight Sparkle and this is Spike and Fluttershy." Twilight introduced herself, and the others.
"Why hello there. So you know my "Friend" here, huh? That's (Leans closer to Phoenix) great. Well now, let's all go in." Sharp said.
"I'm not sure if we should Iron. I mean, It's getting late and this is Twilight and Spike's place." I replied, not sure what Twilight would say.
"No, Spike need's he's rest, and... I got some thing's I need to do, Right, Spike?" She asked Spike nervously.
"Um-"
"Oh come on, You don't need to be nervous. Let's go." Sharp Iron declared, walking closer to the door.
"Wait-" Twilight was interrupted by Iron again.
"You can't stop me from going in, okay? Now-" Iron almost finished until I stepped in.
"SHE SAID NO, IRON! Just let it go!" I angrily replied to him in Twilight's place.
He didn't respond for a minute, but only slowly stepped back and turned to me.
"You better apologize now, or else." He said somberly.
"Or else what, Sharp Iron? I'm not trying to start any trouble, but your really pushing my buttons." I replied bravely.
He slowly stepped back until his tail touched the door and charged at me at full speed. Fluttershy gasped and Spike yelp in surprise. I used my powers to push the three friends out of the way, and prepared myself for the attack. Sharp hit me hard in the face, sending me back a few feet in the air, and almost crashing into a house.
"Master!" I heard Cupid and Zei cry out my name.
A moment later; I heard Twilight Sparkle's voice trying to wake me up, and I opened my eyes. I saw her, and my partners there, but Twilight couldn't see them.
"Oh my gosh, are you okay? That must have hurt, and your nose is bleeding." She said worriedly while trying to help me up.
"... I-I'm alright, Twilight. He's done this to me a lot before. I can take it, but... Thank you." I told her reassuringly.
"Your welcome, but for what?" She asked.
"For helping me find him." I said, blushing a bit, too.
I looked at her and saw that she was hiding a blush, but I decided not to bother her about it. As we walked back to the others, they looked at us worriedly. Wait, why was Tim worried? Spike looked at Sharp, and walked to the door, never leaving Sharp out of his gaze.
"Um, let's just go in already before something, or somepony else gets hurt." He said opening the door.
"Phoenix, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to do that. I just-" Iron started.
"It's alright, Sharp Iron. I'm already used to it, and I'm sorry for yelling at you." I told him.
"Wait, your not mad!?" He, Twilight, and Fluttershy said in unison.
"Nope."
"Why? I just hurt you. In fact. Your nose is bleeding."
"We all make mistakes, and we all have to forgive each other when we do. I know that I would forgive all of you if you make mistakes, because your my friends, and everypony deserves to be forgiven, right? Even the worse of us needs a bit of forgiveness at least once." I said to all of them before pulling out a tissue, and blew my nose in it.
They all nodded, and we walked in the Library. It was pretty dark inside, and some of us bumped into each other. The lights then came on, and to our surprise; the ponies that we met earlier, and many more was here. It was a welcome party for Twilight and Spike.
"SURPRISE!" Everypony shouted.
"HUH!" We said surprised.
"Surprise!" Cried a Pink Pony Twilight Sparkle and Spike met earlier.
"SWEETIE!" Sharp Iron added with much energy.
"Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie, and I threw this party just for you! Were you surprised? Were ya? Were ya? Huh huh huh?" She said energetically. "Hey, who are you? Are you new here? You don't look familiar. Maybe you and that guy are also from out of town. (Gasp) Oh my gosh! I should totally throw you two a party after this one!"
"Um... Thanks. I really don't need a party, but-"
"Of course you need a party! Who doesn't need parties!? Parties make ponies happy, and I love seeing others happy! So, Twilight Sparkle, were you surprised?"
"... Very surprised. Libraries are supposed to be quiet." Twilight said bothered.
"Truly, and about the party... I still don't think we'll need any parties, thank you. Where is a place that's quiet around here?" I told the energetic Pink mare, then asked.
"Well, that's silly! What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet? I mean, duh, bo-ring! Y'see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all "hello" and I was all (deep gasp), remember? Y'see I've never saw you before and if I've never saw you before that means you're new, 'cause I know everypony, and I mean everypony in Ponyville!" Pinkie said as she, Twilight and I walked over to a table serving treats. "And if you're new, that meant you haven't met anyone yet, and if you haven't met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, and if you don't have any friends then you must be lonely, and that made me so sad, then I had an idea, and that's why I went (deep gasp)! I must throw a great big ginormous super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville! See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!"
All the ponies we met from earlier appeared as Pinkie finished her rambling, and Twilight was about to pour herself a drink. Sharp Iron, all of a sudden, comes by, push's me away, and takes the cup from her.
"Allow me, lass."
I got back up from that push, and dusted myself off, then got to the table and picked up a spoon. While I poured my own drink into a cup, I couldn't help myself as my tail was moving around to the beat of the music, and my hooves slowly moved to the sides. A moment later; I bumped into Twilight and spilled my drink on myself.
"Oh, I'm sorry, Phoenix Burst! I didn't see you there." She apologized.
"It's okay, Twilight Sparkle. You didn't do anything... Wrong..." I said as we looked deep into each others eyes. "... You know, we kinda need to stop bumping into each other like this, huh?"
"Yeah... We do..."
After a minute of staring, we noticed what we were doing and turned away, blushing madly.
"Um... If you could excuse me... I need to get a drink." She nervously said.
"Oh! I'll get it for you." I replied, rushing over to the table.
"NOOOO! LET ME!" Sharp Iron said in a whinny voice, pushing me out of the way again.
I just frowned and watched everypony else party. I saw Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy and the White Unicorn from earlier coming over here together. I looked back at Sharp who was giving Twilight her drink and gasped when I noticed what he gave her.
"WAIT!" I shouted, but enough for them to hear.
Sharp Iron looked at me with confusion, and then back to Twilight who was drinking what he gave her. She then dropped her cup and started to stomp the ground. I grabbed another cup and went to put some water in it as fast as I could.
"How could you not notice that you gave her "Hot Sauce", Idiot?!" I said in thought.
As soon as the cup was full; I ran back to where Twilight and Sharp Iron were, but I didn't see Twilight anywhere. Spike picked up the bottle that had the hot sauce in it and read the label. Pinkie then pushed the bottle in Spike's hand's onto a cupcake and ate it.
"What? It's good." She said with her mouth full.
"Really?" Sharp said, trying one himself.
I put the cup next to him and walked to a corner.
"... I hope she's okay." I thought as I fell asleep.
A little while later, Iron woke me up.
"Come on, It's time to watch the sun rise." He said.
I nodded and got myself up. I looked around once before we started to leave, and saw a little Sky Blue filly with a Purple and Pink Mane, Yellow eyes, Orange bracelets and a silver necklace, walking over to me.
"Are you okay? I've been watching you sleep the whole time, and thought you weren't going to wake up to see the sunrise." She said.
"Oh, I'm okay. Who are you?" I asked.
"... Starshine." She replied.
"Well, hi there. I'm Phoenix Burst, and this is Sharp Iron. Are you lost, Starshine?" I asked after introducing myself and Iron to the girl.
"No." She replied.
"Then come with us. A little filly like you shouldn't be alone like this." I told her.
"OKAY!" She yelled cheerfully.
I looked at Sharp and back at her. We then walked to where everypony else was going. When we got there, I saw Twilight Sparkle and Spike in the crowd, and decided to join them.
"Hi, Twilight. Hi, Spike." I greeted them.
"Oh, hey, Phoenix Burst. Nice of you to join us." Spike replied, adding a wave.
"Yes, it's good to see that your here, too." Twilight said with a small blush.
Out of nowhere, Pinkie Pie appeared next to us.
"Isn't this exciting? Are you excited, 'cause I'm excited, I've never been so excited- well, except for the time that I saw you three walking into town and I went (deep gasp) but I mean really, who can top that?" She rambled on cheerfully.
"Is that so." I replied, annoyed a bit.
We heard trumpets and birds play some fanfare music around us and I covered my ears as fast as I could. Twilight tapped my shoulder and looked at me curiously.
"Are you O.K.? Why are you covering your ears? The mayor is about to speak." She said.
"(Groans) It's... Trumpets... I don't like them... Sensitive ears." I admit to her.
"But Phoenix Burst. It was only the birds singing, not real trumpets."
"Fillies and gentlecolts, as mayor of Ponyville, it is my great pleasure to announce the beginning of the Summer Sun Celebration!" The Mayor announced, getting cheers from everypony. "In just a few moments, our town will witness the magic of the sunrise, and celebrate this, the longest day of the year! And now, it is my great honor to introduce to you the ruler of our land, the very pony who gives us the sun and the moon each and every day, the good, the wise, the bringer of harmony to all of Equestria..."
"Ready?" I heard Fluttershy say to her bird friends.
"Princess Celestia!" The Mayor finished.
"Rarity", as Sharp Iron mentioned her name was, pull a rope, and the cloth that hid the spot Princess Celestia was going to be was pulled away. To everyponies surprise; she wasn't there.
"This can't be good." Twilight said quietly.
I heard her say it, and everypony gasping and chattering around me, but all of that wasn't much of a problem. Not like the feeling I'm getting from a strange presence drawing near, and looked at Iron.
Cybran's are here.
"Sharp! There here!" I shouted.
"I KNOW! GET READY!" he shouted back.
"Who's here, Phoenix?" Twilight said a bit frightened by my outburst.
The ground started to shake violently, and a Dark Red portal opened in front of us. Everypony in the room screamed in horror, except for me and Iron. Cupid, Zei, Mayple, and Syrup appeared in their physical form, ready to fight our old foes with us. While the portal was opening; somepony appeared in a Dark Mist, and landed in the spot where Celestia was supposed to be.
"Oh no, Nightmare Moon." Twilight said.
"Oh, my beloved subjects. It's been so long since I've seen your precious, little sun-loving faces." She told everypony.
"What did you do with our Princess?!" Rainbow Dash asked in anger, dashing off to attack the large mare.
"Whoa there, Nelly." Applejack stopped Dash by biting her Tail.
"And what are you doing to Equestria?! How are you making everything shake like this!?" Twilight added.
"Wait! It's not her! Whoever she is isn't causing this to happen!" I intervened.
"Uh, Phoenix Burst? We kinda have a problem here!" Zei cried as the portal opened completely, and a few Cybran Keese flew out of the Cybran World.
Everypony, except the mare from the moon, began running around all over the place in terror. I can't deal with both helping everypony, and fighting the Cybran's at the same time right now.
"Darn! Sharp Iron! Get everypony out of here! I'll hold the Cybran's off with Cupid and Zei!" I ordered Iron.
"Alright!"
The three of us fended off as many Cybrans as we could, while Sharp Iron, Mayple, and Syrup got everypony out of the boutique. Through all of our fighting, though, the Black mare stood where she was, overlooking the crisis that was taking place. A Cybran fired a beam at me, which I easily dodged, but the Black mare wasn't that lucky. I hurried over to catch her and got her before she hit the ground after she was hit.
"Careful, miss. This place is dangerous right now. You and everypony else needs to hurry out of here, now!" I ordered her.
"And why would we need to do a thing like that? I am a princess, you fool, and I'll decide where I go, and when I'll go." Nightmare Moon replied.
"Look, you need to leave because all of Equestria is under attack! I'm just trying to protect everypony from these guys! These Cybran's aren't something you take lightly, and they'll destroy anything that gets in their way!" I shouted to everypony after putting her down. "IRON, GET EVERYPONY OUT OF HERE!"
"What about you? There's too many of them!" He yelled back.
"I'll figure something out while I hold them off! Just hurry!"
He nodded, and did as told. I stood still and watched as the portal stopped growing. After a moment, a giant hand came out of the portal and tried to grabbed me, but missed. I growled as I saw more Cybrans come out of it and charged for me.
"DAVID, THAT'S WAY TOO MANY! YOU'LL NEVER HOLD ALL OF THEM OFF ON YOUR OWN!" Tim shouted to me from outside.
"I KNOW, TIM, BUT I HAVE TO TRY! I'M NOT GOING TO LET ALL OF EQUESTRIA BE IN DANGER BECAUSE OF ME AND YOU!" I shouted back. "CUPID! ZEI! WE NEED TO HURRY!"
"GOT IT!"
We charged at the Cybran Bladers and jumped over them.
"CUPID! ZEI! NOW!" I shouted my partners names.
"We're ready, master!" They said.
They became spirit orbs, and flouted next to me.
"LET'S ROLL!" I yelled grabbing them and putting them in my chest. "GLYFH MODE!"
(Sharp Iron aka Tim's P.O.V.)
I hurriedly got everypony out and looked back at the place we were in. There won't supposed to be that many Cybrans at once. They never attack in groups, especially when a Cybran Giant attacks. Could it be... They're getting desperate for that third eye.
"Sharp Iron, What in the holy name of Equestria is going on here?" Rainbow asked.
"Yeah, We'd really like an explanation." Rarity added.
"You really don't want to know..." I answered, looking at the ground instead of what's her name.
"YES WE DO! PHOENIX IS FIGHTING WHATEVER IS IN THERE BY HIMSELF!" Starshine yelled at me.
I flinched and turned to them. They looked angry and confused at the same time. Well, except for the Pale Yellow Pegasus, who was completely scared out of her mind.
"... Alright. But don't be scared at what your about to see." I told them.
They nodded after a moment and i sighed, prepared for the rite.
Do you believe in what happened during times of misery, what's happening to our days of unwilled deception, and what will happen when pain seeps onward? Are you all ready to see, hear, and feel what a Glyfh Hunter feel's during their everyday lives? If you accept these terms, then life as you know it will change into an absolute nightmare, and nothing will be the same. All from a normal playground, to a destroyed nation formed by our own hooves. A world shattered in millions of fallen piece's. Do you accept these terms, or will you fall back while you still have a chance?
I waited for a minute for their answer and started to get shaky. They nodded and I waited for the Blue light to appear in front of them. Everypony, except the little Starshine, got it and it confused me.
Did she not accept the terms?
I leaned closer to her and looked into her eyes. She took a step back, and whimpered.
"... (Gasps) No way..." I uttered in total speechlessness.
This isn't right. How is a filly a Glyfh Hunter? That's just as weird as a mouseling being one, too. It's just not possible.
"What, what do you see?" She asked, getting a little scared.
"... How can you be... Am I going crazy?" I questioned myself.
"What is it?" She asked again.
"... Your a-" I almost finished when the boutique's roof blew up, interrupting me.
Appearing from the building was Two Cybran Giant's, Six Cybran Bladers, Ten Cybran Keese and David. I gasped at how many there were and ran in to join the fight.
"DA- I MEAN, PHOENIX, I'M COMING!" I shouted.
"NO, SHARP IRON! STAY WITH EVERYPONY! I GOT TH-" He said before he was smacked into another building. "GYAH!"
"PHOENIX!"
"(Breathing harshly) GIVE US THE EYE, DAVID HIRO TAISUKI!" One of the Cybrans harshly told David.
"(Growls) NEVER! YOU ARE NOT GETTING THIS EYE OR YOUR MASTER BACK! JUST FORGET IT!" he shouted back angrily.
"THEN EVERYONE ELSE WILL DIE ALONG WITH THIS WORLD!"
"OVER MY DEAD BODY!"
"THAT CAN BE ARRANGED, FOOL!"
They then pulled Phoenix out of the building and smashed him into the ground.
"PHOENIX!" We cried, running to his aid.
"... (Groans in pain) Your going to- Gah... Pay for this! I'm not going to let you drag all of Equestria down with me! I will continue to fight until everypony is safe!" Phoenix said.
"We shall see about that, little one. Not even you can stop us this time. Your attempts are useless." The first Cybran Giant said. "Now, It is time for your fall with the rest of this world! You have brought your own demise!"
"And that's over for today, everypony. I mixed part 1 with part 2 to make some room for other chapters in the future. I'm going to be editing the other chapters, too, so stay tuned." Battle announced.
"It's finally finished?! Finally." David said, falling backwards.
"Yep. Now I can finally get some sleep."
"We'll be back with more tomorrow, everypony." Diana said.
"Yes. Disclaimers were at the top of this story so, Thanks and BYE!" Tim announced.