As Harry, Hermione, and Ron watched in horror as all the battling wizards
and witches fought and died, they felt inclined to join in the battle .As
they stepped into the room, wands drawn, they fired bolts of magic towards
any wizard that looked evil they could find. Hermione's bolt hit the first
wizard sending his arm flying from his body into the piranha pool where it
was instantly devoured. In retaliation the now one armed wizard bum rushed
Hermione fist flying through the air but simply had his head dispatched
with a guillotine charm. There where still several wizards dueling, Harry
saw Sirius on a platform next to something that looked like a mirror draped
by a black cloth, and ran to help him. As Sirius was struck by a bolt he is
knocked backwards, Harry dives to stop him from landing in the mirror but
only to push Sirius in and fall in himself. Ron and Hermione notice that
harry is missing and start looking franticly, Ron is suddenly struck by a
bolt of magic sending him spiraling into the air and splattering on the
stone floor below, at this time Hermione is so busy casting war spells that
she doesn't notice. Soon, all the adult wizards are dead including
Dumbledoor, who looked singed, probably from one of Hermione's war spells,
and The dark lord Voldemort, looking rather shocked, again from one of
Hermione's war spells.
Upon Hermione's return to Hogwarts, she stumbles on a pack of trolls, realizing that they are up to no good she takes off in a sprint back to the castle. The trolls followed her into Hogwarts school, but are unnoticed by any of the other students who are off in bed. In the morning, the school is a battlefield, the trolls that followed her into Hogwarts where none other then the infamous troll strike team "Umpaloompa death squadron". Try as they might, the wizards and witches of the school had no effect on the Troll's thick hides and where struck down by the trolls large clubs. After hours of grueling battle, there are no more trolls, and only around forty students left including Hermione. The rest of the students board the train back home, the ride is brutal, students lost their temper and this ended in many flying limbs and twenty deaths. Twenty students where left when the train reached its destination, and after all the students where off the platform, many fireballs fell from the sky incinerating them one by one. Hermione was the only one left after the fireball attack, and on her way home she thought to herself "Gee, this was the worst year ever, at least I'm alive." just as she had finished her thought a condo fell from the sky and landed on her, and a girl stepped out of it "Gee Fido, I don't think we are in Alaska anymore", She said.
And Harry potter, and all his little Hogwarts friends went to hell for practicing witchcraft.
The end.
Upon Hermione's return to Hogwarts, she stumbles on a pack of trolls, realizing that they are up to no good she takes off in a sprint back to the castle. The trolls followed her into Hogwarts school, but are unnoticed by any of the other students who are off in bed. In the morning, the school is a battlefield, the trolls that followed her into Hogwarts where none other then the infamous troll strike team "Umpaloompa death squadron". Try as they might, the wizards and witches of the school had no effect on the Troll's thick hides and where struck down by the trolls large clubs. After hours of grueling battle, there are no more trolls, and only around forty students left including Hermione. The rest of the students board the train back home, the ride is brutal, students lost their temper and this ended in many flying limbs and twenty deaths. Twenty students where left when the train reached its destination, and after all the students where off the platform, many fireballs fell from the sky incinerating them one by one. Hermione was the only one left after the fireball attack, and on her way home she thought to herself "Gee, this was the worst year ever, at least I'm alive." just as she had finished her thought a condo fell from the sky and landed on her, and a girl stepped out of it "Gee Fido, I don't think we are in Alaska anymore", She said.
And Harry potter, and all his little Hogwarts friends went to hell for practicing witchcraft.
The end.