Tenchi Muyo Outakes! Part 1
By Washu Tenoh
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Director- Finding Ryoko! Take 1! (From Tenchi Universe, Ep. 1)
Tenchi- *picks up Ryoko whom is unconcious* Hey, are you okay?
Ryoko-..............
Tenchi- *scoops up a handful of water and pours it into Ryoko's mouth*
Ryoko- *jumps up, hacking and coughing* WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO! DROWN ME!?
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Director- Let's try this again! Finding Ryoko, Take 2!
Tenchi- *scoops up a handful of water and pours it into Ryoko's mouth.......slowly*
Ryoko- *spits it out* It's too damn warm!!!
Tenchi- For the love of God! *rips off his rat-tail in frustration*
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Director- Holding Ryoko, Take 1! (From Tenchi Universe, Ep. 26)
Tenchi & Ryoko- *holds eachother while Demension of Love is playing*
Tenchi- *hand slips and squeezes Ryokos ass* Oooh......soft.
Ryoko- *slaps Tenchi* Save it for bed!
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Director- "The Carnival", Take 1! (From Tenchi Universe, Ep. 26)
Ryoko- *leans over and whispers to Tenchi* I'll tell you something, my Tenchi, the carnival comes and-
Tenchi- You spit in my ear!!!
Ryoko & Tenchi- *both burst out laughing*
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Director- "The Carnival", Take 2!
Ryoko- *repeats what is done before* The carnival comes and goes, but if you wait for, it will always-- *accidently bites Tenchi's ear*
Tenchi- HOLY FUCK!
*Crew & Director Burst out laughing*
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*Ever wonder what Mihoshi and Kionee were singing in that Karaoke Bar?*
Kionee- Ready Mihoshi!?
Mihoshi- You Bet!
Kionee & Mihoshi- Ohhhhhh......
Who lives in closet with tanks under the sea!?
SpongeBob Wa-shu!
Who's red and insane and genius is she!?
SpongeBob Wa-shu!
If chaos and nonsense be something you wish!
SpongeBob Wa-shu!
Then break a few inventions, be an annoying ass bitch!
SpongeBob Wa-shu!
SpongeBob Wa-shu!
SpongeBob Wa-shu!
Sponge---Bob Wa-shuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!
WWWWAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Director- Dropping Mayuka, Take 1! (From Tenchi the Movie II- Daughter of Darkness)
Ryoko- *had grabbed Mayuka and flew up into the air with her*
Ryoko- What were you going with Tenchi!?!?!?!
Mayuka- Nothing!!! We were just taking a walk!
Ryoko- Oh Yeah!!! Well Now You're Going For A Drop!!!
Mayuka- You Wouldn't Da--!!!!!!
Ryoko- *Mayuka slips from Ryoko*
Mayuka- DAMNIT RYOKO! YOU WEREN'T REALLY SUPPOSED TO DROP ME!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SWITCH TO THE STUNT DOUBLE FIRST! AND I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH MY LINE!
Ryoko- *snickers* Oops, sorry.
(For all you who haven't seen Daughter of Darkness, It really kicks ass! There's a scene where Tenchi and Ryoko are cuddling on the roof! And I think Mayuka is cute......but they gave her SAKUYAS voice!!! DAMN DIRETORS!)
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*Wonder what happens when Ryoko Gets Drunk?*
Tenchi- We really should tell stop her when she starts table dancing.
Katsuhito- Let's her dance for just a few more minutes. She needs to work off some of that alchohol.
Washu- *puts her hands over Sasami's eyes*
Sasami- *places her hands over Ryo-Ohki's eyes*
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Director- "Better Manners", Take 1!
Ayeka- You all need to have better manners!
Ryoko- Just shut up you stupid bitch!
Sasami- We're all tired of you bitching Ayeka!
Washu- We can all have you replaced in a snap!
Mihoshi- Even I know when someone's a pain in the ass!
Ayeka- SEE WHAT THEY ARE DOING TENCHI!!? *stops when nothing is heard* Tenchi? *turns around*
Tenchi- *SHMACKKKKKK!!!!!!!* Annoying bitch. *sits beside Ryoko*
Ryoko- *wraps arms around Tenchi* Everyone, Tenchi and I screwed last month and I'm pregnant!!!!
Washu- Again?
Mihoshi- Was that in the script? *grabs a thick copy of da script and flips through it*
Director- *sighs* That wasn't in the script, Mihoshi.
*Look for "Tenchi Muyo Outakes!- It's Even More Stupid!"*
By Washu Tenoh
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Director- Finding Ryoko! Take 1! (From Tenchi Universe, Ep. 1)
Tenchi- *picks up Ryoko whom is unconcious* Hey, are you okay?
Ryoko-..............
Tenchi- *scoops up a handful of water and pours it into Ryoko's mouth*
Ryoko- *jumps up, hacking and coughing* WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO! DROWN ME!?
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Director- Let's try this again! Finding Ryoko, Take 2!
Tenchi- *scoops up a handful of water and pours it into Ryoko's mouth.......slowly*
Ryoko- *spits it out* It's too damn warm!!!
Tenchi- For the love of God! *rips off his rat-tail in frustration*
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Director- Holding Ryoko, Take 1! (From Tenchi Universe, Ep. 26)
Tenchi & Ryoko- *holds eachother while Demension of Love is playing*
Tenchi- *hand slips and squeezes Ryokos ass* Oooh......soft.
Ryoko- *slaps Tenchi* Save it for bed!
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Director- "The Carnival", Take 1! (From Tenchi Universe, Ep. 26)
Ryoko- *leans over and whispers to Tenchi* I'll tell you something, my Tenchi, the carnival comes and-
Tenchi- You spit in my ear!!!
Ryoko & Tenchi- *both burst out laughing*
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Director- "The Carnival", Take 2!
Ryoko- *repeats what is done before* The carnival comes and goes, but if you wait for, it will always-- *accidently bites Tenchi's ear*
Tenchi- HOLY FUCK!
*Crew & Director Burst out laughing*
~
*Ever wonder what Mihoshi and Kionee were singing in that Karaoke Bar?*
Kionee- Ready Mihoshi!?
Mihoshi- You Bet!
Kionee & Mihoshi- Ohhhhhh......
Who lives in closet with tanks under the sea!?
SpongeBob Wa-shu!
Who's red and insane and genius is she!?
SpongeBob Wa-shu!
If chaos and nonsense be something you wish!
SpongeBob Wa-shu!
Then break a few inventions, be an annoying ass bitch!
SpongeBob Wa-shu!
SpongeBob Wa-shu!
SpongeBob Wa-shu!
Sponge---Bob Wa-shuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!
WWWWAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Director- Dropping Mayuka, Take 1! (From Tenchi the Movie II- Daughter of Darkness)
Ryoko- *had grabbed Mayuka and flew up into the air with her*
Ryoko- What were you going with Tenchi!?!?!?!
Mayuka- Nothing!!! We were just taking a walk!
Ryoko- Oh Yeah!!! Well Now You're Going For A Drop!!!
Mayuka- You Wouldn't Da--!!!!!!
Ryoko- *Mayuka slips from Ryoko*
Mayuka- DAMNIT RYOKO! YOU WEREN'T REALLY SUPPOSED TO DROP ME!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SWITCH TO THE STUNT DOUBLE FIRST! AND I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH MY LINE!
Ryoko- *snickers* Oops, sorry.
(For all you who haven't seen Daughter of Darkness, It really kicks ass! There's a scene where Tenchi and Ryoko are cuddling on the roof! And I think Mayuka is cute......but they gave her SAKUYAS voice!!! DAMN DIRETORS!)
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*Wonder what happens when Ryoko Gets Drunk?*
Tenchi- We really should tell stop her when she starts table dancing.
Katsuhito- Let's her dance for just a few more minutes. She needs to work off some of that alchohol.
Washu- *puts her hands over Sasami's eyes*
Sasami- *places her hands over Ryo-Ohki's eyes*
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Director- "Better Manners", Take 1!
Ayeka- You all need to have better manners!
Ryoko- Just shut up you stupid bitch!
Sasami- We're all tired of you bitching Ayeka!
Washu- We can all have you replaced in a snap!
Mihoshi- Even I know when someone's a pain in the ass!
Ayeka- SEE WHAT THEY ARE DOING TENCHI!!? *stops when nothing is heard* Tenchi? *turns around*
Tenchi- *SHMACKKKKKK!!!!!!!* Annoying bitch. *sits beside Ryoko*
Ryoko- *wraps arms around Tenchi* Everyone, Tenchi and I screwed last month and I'm pregnant!!!!
Washu- Again?
Mihoshi- Was that in the script? *grabs a thick copy of da script and flips through it*
Director- *sighs* That wasn't in the script, Mihoshi.
*Look for "Tenchi Muyo Outakes!- It's Even More Stupid!"*