Hey, this is a new story that I've been wanting to do for awhile, so please enjoy it. It was fun writing it.
A Training Session Gone Wrong
The Koopa Bros. were happy being slave-drivers towards the Bob-ombs. They worked them continuously throughout the fortress and locked away those who rebelled. All was going good, until Mario showed up at their front door. They weren't expecting him to come, so they prepared every possible trap that they could in the fortress. But what they didn't expect is for one of their traps to backfire. It was because of that one trap that the yellow one made that freed the Bob-ombs from their prison. Because of that failed trap, Mario and Co. were able to make it to the top of the fortress, where they awaited. However, the fight didn't go as they'd hoped. Because of that stupid pink Bob-omb, their special attack was useless. Because of Mario they were thrown into their own jail cell. They were so flustered by their defeat that they somehow managed to escape so they could train hard in order to best Mario. A few days later, they were called to Bowser's Castle, which was floating in the sky, for one last battle with him. However, a tiny little Koopa that was still in his egg somehow managed to simply swat the Koopa Bros. away without a fight. Now they were even more flustered as to how they could've suffered another humiliating defeat. After that point, they gave up their evil ways and were invited to a parade in celebration of Mario's victory. Who knows why they even joined, probably because all of their fellow Bowser subordinates did, or it could've been that they could create a kick-ass float from their remaining Bowser??? parts. After that parade, no one knew where they went, not even Bowser. The Koopa Bros. kept their location secret. They dug a huge cave somewhere in a creepy forest, near a huge mansion. The only person who knew of their location was a green, female Boo.
The Koopa Bros. were inside of the cave and were about to start training. They were in the main room of the cave, a huge circular room that had lots of room for doing crazy maneuvers, which is why they liked it. Also in the room was a TV, a couch, and a crappy little kitchen area where they stored mediocre food that no one else would eat. A long hallway went from the main room into four separate paths, each one leading to the bros. respective quarters. Black, Yellow, and Green were standing side-by-side, while Red was standing in front of them.
"Okay, boys," said Red, "we're going to make our Super Special Attack even more super and special!"
Black raised his hand. "How are we going to do that?"
"Good question, bro. First, we need to work on our balance. We can't wobble back and forth every time someone smacks us with something like a hammer."
"That only happened once." said Green.
"Yes, and it caused our defeat." responded Red. "We need to make sure that we don't fall. If we can master this, then no force in the world can knock us down."
"Really?" asked Black.
"Yes, brother. We'll be unstoppable. We'll be the greatest evil force ever!" shouted Red.
"I thought we gave up on evil." said Yellow.
"Oh, right." said Red, rubbing his chin.
"Yeah, dude, evil is so uncool now." said Black. "Everyone seems to be doing good, so why don't we? Why can't we be like Mario and help people?"
"Mario is the enemy! We will never be like him!"
"Sorry, Red, it just seems like no ones into evil anymore. Why should we stand out?"
"You're right, guys. Sorry."
"Apology accepted, bro!" shouted the other three bros.
"Now then," continued Red, "let's get back to the purpose of this training session." Red got into his signature pointing stance and pointed to the center of the floor. "Bros, Ninjakoopa Tower Formation!"
Green leapt to the middle of the floor and got down on all fours. Yellow then jumped on his back and got on all fours. Black then jumped on his back and went on all fours. Red then jumped on his back and stood up straight.
"Okay, now remember, the purpose of this training session is balance. We'll start off by practicing our Tower Attack, just to make sure that we're not rusty on that move. Okay, ready, GO!"
"BOO!" shouted a voice.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" the four brothers shouted as they lost balance and fell to the floor. They looked up and saw Lady Bow, fairest of the Boos. Black, Yellow, and Green immediately started kissing where her feet would be if she had feet.
"Bow, what the hell?!" shouted Red as he was rubbing his head. He then looked at his brothers. "And stop kissing her imaginary feet!"
"What can I say? Men can't get enough of my beauty. Gwa ha ha ha ha!" she said while holding her fan.
"What do you want now?" asked Red. His brothers got up and stood next to him.
"Just seeing how my favorite little Koopas are doing." she said. Black, Yellow, and Green immediately blushed from this comment.
Black bowed to her. "Oh, fair Lady Bow, we are honored to be able to gaze upon you once more."
"Oh, shut up, Black." said Red, rolling his eyes.
"Ya know, Lady Bow," said Yellow, "we weren't doing anything important. Maybe you could stay and hang for awhile."
"No, no, we were in the middle of training!" shouted Red.
"Yeah, maybe you could stay." agreed Green. "We could watch TV together, or play games, or play games on the TV…"
"NO!" screamed Red.
"Why, I'm flattered that you all want me to stay. I guess I could stay for about 2 minutes, because if I'm out of Bootler's sight for that long, he calls the S.W.A.T. Team to look for me."
"Great, let's see what's on TV." said Black as he hopped on the couch and grabbed the remote.
"NO, DAMMIT, WE HAVE TRAINING!"
The three brothers sat on the couch and Bow hovered nearby.
"DAMMIT! DAMMIT! THIS IS WHY WE'RE SO WEAK! WE CAN'T FOCUS ON ANYTHING…" ranted Red, but no one was paying attention.
Black turned on the TV. The first thing that came on was the news. The local anchorman was busy telling about the news.
"Hey, look, it's that guy whose name I keep forgetting." said Yellow.
"That's because you're an idiot." replied Green.
Bow couldn't help but snicker at their "brotherly love".
"…WE NEED TO TRAIN! THIS IS WHY WE LOST IN BOWSER'S CASTLE BECAUSE WE KEEP GETTING SIDETRACKED…"
The anchorman, Smarr T., was reading the news. "Well, who would've thought? Tayce T. was able to create another fabulous recipe. This time it's Feather Cake. Apparently you take a bird feather and cake mix and you get this. For some reason, it is actually very good. More of this mysterious flavor tonight at eleven. Onto more important news, Russ T., our local smarty-pants, even smarter than me, couldn't answer a question. The question was 'Where are the Koopa Bros.?' The local residents all know the whereabouts of Bowser's other top minions, but no one knows where the weakest links are. Russ T. couldn't answer this question, so we decided to humiliate him on public news. But seriously, where are those weak koopas anyway?"
Black immediately turned off the TV. "Weak koopas?! That bastard reporter!"
"Yeah," started Yellow, "how can what's-his-face say that about us?!"
"No one talks like that about the Koopa Bros.!" shouted Green.
"…WHY DON'T YOU GUYS EVER TRAIN WITH ME IT'S REDICULOUS! WE NEED TO TRAIN TO BETTER OUR SKILLS DAMMIT! ARRRGH! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY…"
The koopas and Bow turned towards Red.
"Um, Red, why are you screaming?" asked Black.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY AM I SCREAMING?! WHY DO YOU THINK I'M SCREAMING?!"
"Anyway, bro, we just watched the news. That damn reporter is calling us wimps!"
"Yeah, he said we're Bowser's weakest links!"
"Ha ha, newsflash." Red said sarcastically.
"What does that mean?" asked Green.
"You guys never want to train. That's why we're so weak."
"Well that does it, we're going down there right now to straighten out that reporter." said Black.
"Yeah!" shouted Yellow and Green in unison.
"Let's go!" shouted Black. The three ran out of the cave towards Toad Town.
"No, wait, no, dammit!" Red then turned to Bow. "This is all your fault."
"Whatever, hon. I'm gonna go back to Bootler before he has a fit." Bow disappeared and went back to the mansion.
Red, knowing they'd get into trouble without his common sense, followed his brothers to Toad Town.
This is only the first of many chapters. What will happen next? I haven't thought of that yet. I should get started on that. Please read & review, as I stopped working on my last story do to an insufficient amount of reviews.