This is my first fic, so no flames. It's really random, kinda stupid, but TOTALLY FRICKIN HILARIOUS! Hope you like it! warning: Aelita has SEROIUS language problems!
Aelita: *Burps* I burpted.
Jeremie: Aelita, your burp smelled like pizza dough.
Aelita: WTF?
Jeremie: What, it did.
Aelita: JACKASS! *Starts punching him*
Jeremie: OW! Stop!
Aelita: I'm sorry *kisses him on the lips*
Jeremie: Holy crap… _
Aelita: *Points to a cat* What the hell is that? *runs behind Jeremie*
Jeremie: That's a cat, Aelita. *the cat starts licking Aelita*
Aelita: Holy shit, it's a cannibal!
Jeremie: Aelita, it's licking you because it likes you.
Aelita: It shows you it likes you by licking you. That's just sick. *runs away in terror*
Cat: What's her problem? _
Aelita: OMFG, it's Justin Bieber!
Jeremie: Who the crap is Justin Beaver?
Aelita: Ok, first, it's not beaver, it's Bie-BER! Second, he's only the best singer in the history of mankind!
Jeremie: well sorry I've never heard of him.
Aelita: Come with me. *Drags Jeremie into her dorm*
*5 minutes later*
Aelita: *Pulls up videos of Baby, One Time, and Kiss and Tell on YouTube*
Jeremie: OMG this guy is awesome!
Aelita: I told you.
*The next day*
Jeremie: And I was like baby, baby, baby oh-oh!
Mrs. Hertz: Jeremie, SHUT THE FRIG UP! Jb is awesome, but not in the middle of my lesson!
Jeremie: FRICK YOU! *whole class starts belting out one time*
Mrs. Hertz: I'm done. *leaves*