I did write that I would make shitty smut, and I mean shitty.
-Lit-
"Oh yes! Harder! Take me to infinity and beyond!" Screamed Woody in pleasure as Buzz pounded him. "Oh yeah! Give me that cowboy ass! The real snake in your boat is in your ass instead!" Grunted Buzz using his 'snake' in Woody. "Oh come on! Blast those lasers that you used to defeat Zurg and defeat me!" Woody moaned as he felt Buzz about to cum, and cum he did as Buzz started to blast Woody and 'defeated' him. "Lick it" commanded Buzz to Woody, and lick he did. As Woody started to lick the cum in his anus, Buzz started to get turned on again. "This time I'll be the 'snake'" said Woody. "Did I say you can stop!" Said Buzz, ignoring what Woody said. This continued on until the other toys woke up.
-It's not smut! It's art!-
Don't ask.