Disclaimer: I don't own Marvel, so please don't sue me.
If you do, Spot and Jim the goldfish as well as Beast the beta
would be Budless.. so thera! Pbbbbbtttt!
The Twinkie Dance.
Beast enters the room sliding on his knees.
"Owww Ow ow ow! My knees are on fire! Aggggghhh!"
Iceman puts them out.
"Whats the occasion friend" He says in typical fifeties blushy cheek wholesomeness.
"I'll tell you friend"
"Tell me freind!"
And the two start tap dancing sideways in top hats and canes that appear from nowhere... bwhahaha!
"I'm on top of the world!" Beast replies as a dead Jack joins in.
"Tell me why!" Bobby says as he reices Jack and dunks him in the Hudson.
"I got them squishy, white sweet high feelings my man!" Beast announces twirling.
"Saw Storm swimming au natural again?" Bobby grins as he hands the floor to Beast.
"No, but we'er gonna have to fix that! " Beast suddenly becomes somber.
"I was an empty Beast, no candy sweet to me,"
Bobby and Scott join in.
"He's just an empty Beast, no candy in the pantry"
Beast contenues. " No twinkies for me, for mee, For Meeeeeee!"
Jubilee comes in rockin' around.
"Did you think Jean'd let those things insiide? She's always worried about
her thiiighs! Oh.. Beasty, You just gotta get twinkies, just gotta get twinkies in here!
Beast: "we forgot something here?"
Bobby: "Damn! We gotta start over!"
Scott: "I see a little celophane wrapper of a twinkie!"
Bobby: "doof! even earlier!"
Beast: "Twinkies, I got you today, good to eat in a bind!
Twinkies, I didn't mean to eat you all! Sometimes I wish I never ate you at all!
Get them all, Get them all, cause twinkies really matter.. to me.
I gotta eat you all right now today! I ate tham everybody, they had to go!
Ate them all! Ate them all, cause nothings near as taisty. to mee"
Bobby: "ok, Scott, Now!"
Scott: "I see a little Celophane wrapper of a twinkie!"
Beast and Bobby: "Eat them up! Eat them up! Storm is really angry,
Thunderbolts and lightning frightning me!"
Scott: "Run away now! Psylocks mad now! Oww let me go!"
Beast and Bobby: "This is our, Little twinkie roll! Let it go!
This is our.. little twinkie roll, Let it go! This is our little twinkie
let it goooooo!"
Jean comes in with a bat and breaks the record player.
Jean in evil, I'll kill you all voice: "For the last time, you are not Wayne and Garth!
I will destroy your twinkies if you do not leave now! Agggggrrrrrrraaaaghhhh!"
Scott: *whine* "Yes Jean. Hey, Lets go to a doughnut shop and harrass them."
Beast: "Naw.. Lets go harrass Taco Bell! Just before they close! We'll order twenty.. no Thirty
Chalupas and sing the song!"
All in unison!: "Yayee! Yo quiro Taco Bell!"
Just as a second disclaimer: I Have no beef *snicker* with Taco Bell, I love working there.
I love Waynes World because I immitate Garth really well, and I have nothing against Queen. Please don't
sue me. Thanx,
Yer ol' pal, The Bud.
If you do, Spot and Jim the goldfish as well as Beast the beta
would be Budless.. so thera! Pbbbbbtttt!
The Twinkie Dance.
Beast enters the room sliding on his knees.
"Owww Ow ow ow! My knees are on fire! Aggggghhh!"
Iceman puts them out.
"Whats the occasion friend" He says in typical fifeties blushy cheek wholesomeness.
"I'll tell you friend"
"Tell me freind!"
And the two start tap dancing sideways in top hats and canes that appear from nowhere... bwhahaha!
"I'm on top of the world!" Beast replies as a dead Jack joins in.
"Tell me why!" Bobby says as he reices Jack and dunks him in the Hudson.
"I got them squishy, white sweet high feelings my man!" Beast announces twirling.
"Saw Storm swimming au natural again?" Bobby grins as he hands the floor to Beast.
"No, but we'er gonna have to fix that! " Beast suddenly becomes somber.
"I was an empty Beast, no candy sweet to me,"
Bobby and Scott join in.
"He's just an empty Beast, no candy in the pantry"
Beast contenues. " No twinkies for me, for mee, For Meeeeeee!"
Jubilee comes in rockin' around.
"Did you think Jean'd let those things insiide? She's always worried about
her thiiighs! Oh.. Beasty, You just gotta get twinkies, just gotta get twinkies in here!
Beast: "we forgot something here?"
Bobby: "Damn! We gotta start over!"
Scott: "I see a little celophane wrapper of a twinkie!"
Bobby: "doof! even earlier!"
Beast: "Twinkies, I got you today, good to eat in a bind!
Twinkies, I didn't mean to eat you all! Sometimes I wish I never ate you at all!
Get them all, Get them all, cause twinkies really matter.. to me.
I gotta eat you all right now today! I ate tham everybody, they had to go!
Ate them all! Ate them all, cause nothings near as taisty. to mee"
Bobby: "ok, Scott, Now!"
Scott: "I see a little Celophane wrapper of a twinkie!"
Beast and Bobby: "Eat them up! Eat them up! Storm is really angry,
Thunderbolts and lightning frightning me!"
Scott: "Run away now! Psylocks mad now! Oww let me go!"
Beast and Bobby: "This is our, Little twinkie roll! Let it go!
This is our.. little twinkie roll, Let it go! This is our little twinkie
let it goooooo!"
Jean comes in with a bat and breaks the record player.
Jean in evil, I'll kill you all voice: "For the last time, you are not Wayne and Garth!
I will destroy your twinkies if you do not leave now! Agggggrrrrrrraaaaghhhh!"
Scott: *whine* "Yes Jean. Hey, Lets go to a doughnut shop and harrass them."
Beast: "Naw.. Lets go harrass Taco Bell! Just before they close! We'll order twenty.. no Thirty
Chalupas and sing the song!"
All in unison!: "Yayee! Yo quiro Taco Bell!"
Just as a second disclaimer: I Have no beef *snicker* with Taco Bell, I love working there.
I love Waynes World because I immitate Garth really well, and I have nothing against Queen. Please don't
sue me. Thanx,
Yer ol' pal, The Bud.