Ness's Day Off Where Lots of Crazy Stuff Happens And At
Least One Bad Guy Gets Beaten
One day in the now peaceful town of Onett, Ness was walking around carrying his baseball bat for no particular reason with no particular destination in mind. When he got to the bakery, he noticed there was a large building between it and the police station!
There was a large banner strewn across it reading: NEW! SUPER MEGA B.H. PIRKLE THEATER! GRAND OPENING TODAY!!!
Then Ness noticed a bunch of people in front of it. The mayor was standing in front of the theater, holding a large pair of scissors.
"Today I open this new theater and dedicate to myself! In fact I own it!" With that he cut the banner. All of a sudden a large and incredibly noisy black van pulled up! The Runaway Five popped out!!
The one with the trumpet sang, "Yeah, we're gonna play in this theater, this theater, yeah! And this time we ain't gonna be cheated, No!" He continued to sing as the group went into the theater with the mayor. Ness hadn't seen the Runaway Five for awhile so he pushed his way through the crowd and went in. He went straight to the door marked 'DRESSING ROOM' and opened the door.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!! YOU LITTLE PERVERT!!!" an extremely high pitched voice rang out. Ness, whose face was a bright shade of red, quickly slammed the door shut and ran to the door marked 'BAND ROOM'.
He opened it and entered as fast as he could. There sat/stood the Runaway Five moaning about the mayor tricking them into signing some sort of contract. Ness sighed and rolled his eyes, muttering something about getting a lawyer. He exited and stalked towards the room marked 'MANAGER'. He stepped inside to see the mayor reclining in his chair in front of his desk. Ness was about to approach him when suddenly, a man in a business suit carrying a brief case entered the room.
"If you'll look here Mr. Pirkle you'll see that blah blah blah blah, and under section 8, paragraph 3, blah blah blah, therefore, blah blah. That's what you get when you mess with the IRS sir."
Ness just stared, wide-eyed. An IRS representative, the Ultimate Evil. He had to be stopped! Then, the Runaway Five burst into the room! They started to play some loud and incredibly off-key notes!! IRS Rep.'s defense fell by 562!! Ness attacked! Smaaaash!! 897 HP damage to IRS Rep! IRS Rep. was knocked unconscious!
"Thanks boys!" the mayor chuckled, "Because you took care of him, I get to keep the Runaway Five! Bwahahahah-UGH!" He was suddenly stopped as Ness whacked him over the head with a baseball bat, knocking him unconscious. He threw the body to the Runaway Five. "Do whatever you want to him," he said as he walked away. The Runaway Five grinned evilly, and began to drag B.H. Pirkle's limp body down to a nearby cellar.
Ness went home, had some steak, and went to bed.
The End
Least One Bad Guy Gets Beaten
One day in the now peaceful town of Onett, Ness was walking around carrying his baseball bat for no particular reason with no particular destination in mind. When he got to the bakery, he noticed there was a large building between it and the police station!
There was a large banner strewn across it reading: NEW! SUPER MEGA B.H. PIRKLE THEATER! GRAND OPENING TODAY!!!
Then Ness noticed a bunch of people in front of it. The mayor was standing in front of the theater, holding a large pair of scissors.
"Today I open this new theater and dedicate to myself! In fact I own it!" With that he cut the banner. All of a sudden a large and incredibly noisy black van pulled up! The Runaway Five popped out!!
The one with the trumpet sang, "Yeah, we're gonna play in this theater, this theater, yeah! And this time we ain't gonna be cheated, No!" He continued to sing as the group went into the theater with the mayor. Ness hadn't seen the Runaway Five for awhile so he pushed his way through the crowd and went in. He went straight to the door marked 'DRESSING ROOM' and opened the door.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!! YOU LITTLE PERVERT!!!" an extremely high pitched voice rang out. Ness, whose face was a bright shade of red, quickly slammed the door shut and ran to the door marked 'BAND ROOM'.
He opened it and entered as fast as he could. There sat/stood the Runaway Five moaning about the mayor tricking them into signing some sort of contract. Ness sighed and rolled his eyes, muttering something about getting a lawyer. He exited and stalked towards the room marked 'MANAGER'. He stepped inside to see the mayor reclining in his chair in front of his desk. Ness was about to approach him when suddenly, a man in a business suit carrying a brief case entered the room.
"If you'll look here Mr. Pirkle you'll see that blah blah blah blah, and under section 8, paragraph 3, blah blah blah, therefore, blah blah. That's what you get when you mess with the IRS sir."
Ness just stared, wide-eyed. An IRS representative, the Ultimate Evil. He had to be stopped! Then, the Runaway Five burst into the room! They started to play some loud and incredibly off-key notes!! IRS Rep.'s defense fell by 562!! Ness attacked! Smaaaash!! 897 HP damage to IRS Rep! IRS Rep. was knocked unconscious!
"Thanks boys!" the mayor chuckled, "Because you took care of him, I get to keep the Runaway Five! Bwahahahah-UGH!" He was suddenly stopped as Ness whacked him over the head with a baseball bat, knocking him unconscious. He threw the body to the Runaway Five. "Do whatever you want to him," he said as he walked away. The Runaway Five grinned evilly, and began to drag B.H. Pirkle's limp body down to a nearby cellar.
Ness went home, had some steak, and went to bed.
The End