Smurfin' USA
parody of "Surfin' USA" by the Beach Boys
New lyrics by Paul Cecchini

Everybody remembers Brainy, that weirdo brainiacc.
Or the smurf Baker, who always pigs on snacks.
You seen 'em wearing their baggy hats.
Always colored blue.
Smurfette's got the blonde hairdo.
Smurfin' USA.

You catch 'em smurfin' in the forest
Smurfin' here and there.
You catch 'em smurfin' in high heels,
and in their underwear.
They work with magic and flowers.
It's such a happy day.

All the smurfs are smurfin'.
Smurfin' USA.

The old fart is Papa,
the red-wearing guy.
Here we have ol' Grouchy,
wants 'em all to die.
Gargamel is the human,
ruins the Smurfs' day.
We're all heard of Smurfin'.
Smurfin' USA.

Vanity's the self-proclaimed pretty boy.
Harmony plays bad tunes.
Jokey comes up with bad jokes.
Azreal is a loon.
Handy builds stuff with fungus.
Astro Smurf comes from space.

All the smurfs are Smurfin'.
Smurfin' USA.

All the smurfs are Smurfin'.
Smurfin' USA.

All the smurfs are Smurfin'.
Smurfin' USA.


This parody has been rewritten by Paul Cecchini on February 19th, 2002.
"Surfin' USA", the Beach Boys, and all other stuff doesn't belong to him.
Have a nice day! =)