linkbowling
Part 1: Forming the Team
By Zeldakid555

Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda, however, I DO own myself, the bowling balls, the shirts, the shoes, the bowling lane, and my banjo. Thank you for your cooporation.

Link: (Is whistling and walking happily towards Hyrule Marketplace to buy some Sword Polish. Notices sign tacked to tree. Begins to read aloud...) Hear ye! Hear ye! Hear Ye! the Intergalactic Bombchu Bowling will be in our Bombchu Bowling Alley this year! You may sign up there! (Finger comes out and points at Link) This means you! Yeah you! You think you're a big shot, huh! All right, me and you right now, put him up!

Navi: (Comes floating up) Let's start a team!

Link: I dunno.......

Zelda: (Comes skipping up) Let's start a team!

Link: Hmm.....

Sign: Start a 5 man team now!

Navi & Zelda: Ahem!

Sign: Fine, man, woman, fairy, cheese, just start one bozo!

Link: We only have three.....

Link (The Goron Link): (Comes rolling up) I've got a great idea!

Link: (extremely drily) Let me guess, you want to start a bowling league.

Goron Link: How'd you know?

Ganondorf: (Comes riding up) Start a bowling league with me or die!

Link: (throws hands over head in exasperation) Fine! (The five go skipping off towards Hyrule, four with arms linked, and Navi floats overhead)

All: We're off to see the bowling clerk, the bowling clerk of Hyrule, we've heard she is a clerk of a clerk if ever a clerk there was. We're off to see the bowling clerk, the bowling clerk of Hyrule!

**They reached Hyrule marketplace and went to the door, several bystanders saw them and muttered under their breath "wierdos" and walked away shaking their head.**

Goron Link: We'd like to start a bowling league!

Clerk: (Surveys them, disguises a laugh as a cough) Who's the Captain?

Everyone except Link: Me!

Navi: I had the idea first!

Goron Link: I'm cool!

Ganondorf: Either I'm the captain or you all die!

Zelda: I'm a princess!

Link: (In the midst of the chaos, he silently motions to the clerk that it's him.)

Clerk: (too loudly) Sign here!

Everyone else: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: (Dives through the air, signs his name)

Clerk: Then it's settled, everyone else sign here.

Everyone else: (sighs) Oh fine! (they sign their name)

Ganondorf: How come I'm last! (pouts)

Link: Just shut up all of you! (to clerk) We'd like to reserve this lane.

Clerk: (bursts out laughing) Yeah, you and seven hundred other teams! We do have the old practice lane though!

Link: We'll take it.

Clerk: It's on the Zora River. Oh here are your shirts and shorts.

Ganondorf: Green, I don't do green!

Zelda: This is atrocious!

Goron Link: I need an XXXXXX-large!

Navi: I need an XXXXXX-small!

Link: That's it, practice in 3 hours, see you then!