Operation: What is pie?
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Xemnas: So today, we are going to bring the thirteenth of our Organization.
Demyx: Whoa... are you saying we're not twelve anymore?
Axel: he juuust said that, stupid!
Xemnas: Now now... yes, we are no longer twelve, but thirteen. The last one is a young boy... short, weirdish, spikyish, blondey hair,...ish... with... blueish eyes... and about yayish height :-:puts hand up to about middle of his height:-: more or less... and he might run around carrying this big key-thing...ish...
Xigbar: would you just STOP with the ISHING?!
Xaldin: ... it's getting on my nerves as well...
Luxord: ... I miss the casinos...
Marluxia: I miss my flowers...
Xemnas: ahem... anyways... so when this boy comes, I want you all to welcome him into the family!
Demyx: we're a family now??
Axel: and here I thought we were an organization...
Xemnas: would you be quiet already?! I was speaking figuratively!
Demyx: and I was speaking English...
Axel: I think he meant something else...
Demyx:... ooooohhhhh... heeh... whups...
Axel: continue...
Xemnas: as I was SAYING...
Xaldin: ... what WERE you saying?
Xemnas:-:blink:-:... I have NO idea...
Marluxia: GASP. :-:throws flowers at him:-; REMEMBER, MAN!!!! YOU'RE OUR LEADERRRR
Xemnas: oh yes... now I remember... :-:blink:-: would you mind to stop throwing flowers at me..??
Axel:-:sets flowers on fire:-:
Xemnas: AUGH IM IN THE FLOWER PILE YOU HALF-WIT!
Demyx: ... isn't this a PG rated game??
Xemnas: maybe... what of it:-:brushes burned flowers off sleeve:-:
Demyx: are you allowed to say "Half-wit" in a PG rated game?
Xemnas: ... I have no idea...
Luxord: ... you didn't get kicked out yet...
Xemnas: ... so anyways... everyone... just leave... I'll deal with the newest Org. member myself... :-:sighs and walks away:-:
Demyx: wait... I thought he said for US to leave...? not him...? what happened to that?
Axel: he obviously changed his mind... :-:shakes head:-:
Xaldin: I'm confused now...
Sai'x: hey! How come I'm not in here?!
Axel:... you are now...
Xigbar: deNIED...
Demyx: ... what does that have to do with cheese??
Xibgar: I dunno... I just felt like saying it
Luxord:-:runs around people:-: INSANE!!!! YOURE ALL INSANE:-:runs into wall:-:
Axel: hahahahaa:-:points and laughs:-:
Larxene: ...soo... why are we here again?
Axel: TO WELCOME OUR NEWEST MEMBER OF THE FAMILY!!!!!!!
Zexion: ... we're a family now...?
Demyx: that's what I said!!
Axel: ... I thought Marluxia said it...
Demyx: nooo!! it was mee:-:points to script:-: see?!
Axel: ahh... I see... since Marluxia's supposed to be in the field... picking MORE flowers to throw at us in... a few minutes... hey what?!
Demyx: hey! Shhh!!! don't spoil it!!!!! augh!! you did!! now no one's going to read anymore... :-:walks away sobbing:-:
Larxene: ... alright... so... what IS pie?
Zexion: I must agree... however... where did you get such a random topic?
Larxene:-:points to the title:-:
Axel: so THATS what that was?! Oh!!! I thought it was an ad
Xigbar: ... well aren't WE stupid...
Axel: ... I know you are...
Xigbar: wait... what?! no... I meant that-...she said- you- IM SO CONFUSED:-:runs to a corner and cries:-:
Zexion: ... it seems that four of our members have run away ... one from the majority of stupidity... one ran into a wall, and HOPEFULLY got a concussion and is dying ...and the other two from being insulted... who's the next to go?
Axel: ... what are we implying?
Zexion: that this ... whatever it's called... will end when everyone has left...
Larxene: then I can get back to my massage!!
:-:all turn to look at her:-:
Larxene: I mean... fighting... heartless!!
Xaldin: ...mm-hm...
Larxene: ... FINE! I'm LEAVING ALREADY:-:does so:-:
Zexion: ... that's... five... we have eight left...
Axel: WHOA! I didn't know you could count:-:gaps in awe:-: I wish -I- could count...
Vexen: hey! I KNOW WHAT PIE IS EVERYONE!!!!
:-:all eight of the organization come to see what pie is:-:
Vexen: pie1 [pahy
–noun 1.a baked food having a filling of fruit, meat, pudding, etc., prepared in a pastry-lined pan or dish and often topped with a pastry crust: apple pie; meat pie.
2.a layer cake with a filling of custard, cream jelly, or the like: chocolate cream pie.
3.a total or whole that can be divided: They want a bigger part of the profit pie.
4.an activity or affair: He has his finger in the political pie too.
5.pizza.
Axel:... what's a pizza??
Zexion: ... wait... "a baked food having a filling of fruit, meat, pudding, etc. prepared in a pastry-lined pan or dish and often topped with a pastry crust"... I don't think we should trust it...
Xaldin: ... can I eat it???
Axel: NUUU!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU TOUCH IT IT'LL BITE YOUR FACE!!!!
Zexion: ... I highly doubt it... but it can't be trusted... :-:inches away:-:
Xibgar: ... I don't get it...
Xaldin: ... neither do I... what is it??
Zexion: ... it's... a ... MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
:-:all run around screaming:-:
Vexen:-:appears out of nowhere again:-: hey... Hey... HEY:-:all stop:-: LISTEN UP ALL-
Axel: ... we can hear you just fine... you don't have to shout...
Vexen:-:glares:-: now... guys... a PIE... is a SOFT... MUSHY thing... that you EAT... not some dangerous heartless...OKAY???
Xaldin: ... is it like... cheese??
Axel: ... but cheese is yellow... is Pie yellow??
Vexen: ... I don't ... know... :-:blinkblink:-: I think it's more of a goldy-ish color.
Zexion: LETS MAKE A PIE.
:-:all turn and stare at Zexion:-:
Zexion: ... what...? everyone's entitled to spazz every now and again, right?
Axel: ... no...
Zexion:-:twitch:-: I'll have you know... it is VERY difficult to act the same throughout three games... WHILE dealing with YOU FREAKS.
Axel:-:eyes tear up:-: ... he ... didn't mean it... did he:-:starts to cry:-:
Xaldin: How DARE you! I reFUSE to be called a FREAK by YOU... I mean.. really... who has hair like THAT:-:points to Zexion:-:
Zexion:-:raises eyebrow:-: I do... obviously... and it's the latest fashion :-:flips hair mermaid style only to have it fall back in the SAME place:-: who has DIRT on their face?
Xaldin: ITS NOT DIRT :-:cries:-: it's my sideburns! THEYRE COOOOLLLLL :-:runs off all emo-y:-:
Axel: ... so... about this pie.
Vexen: let's make it
Zexion: HEY I just SAID THAT!
Vexen: well then... let's DO make it!
Axel: I WANNA COOK ITTTTTTTTT.
And so Chaos ensued.
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