The GF Tournament
Disclaimer: No, I don't own
any of these characters. They belong to Square.
Odin:
Hello! And welcome to the first ever GF tournament. This tournament will allow
you to watch as you favorite GFs kick the crap out of each other. I'm Odin, and
next to me is my co-host, Gilgamesh.
Gilgamesh: Hi Everybody!
Odin: We'll be giving you commentary before and after each
fight.
Gilgamesh: OK, here's how it works. Our two fighters will
be placed in an open field with no draw points or monsters. When the whistle
blows, the fighters will do everything possible to defeat each other. The
winner moves on to face his next opponent.
Odin: Well on to our first fight; Irfit vs. Cerberus. Man,
this is gonna be a great fight.
Gilgamesh: Tell me about it. Both these fighters are
equally matched in strength, speed and magic. But, the one thing that may give
Cerberus an advantage is his unique triple spell. When he casts that, he can
bombard Irfit with ice attack after ice attack.
Odin: The fighters have taken their places and are ready to
begin.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
GO!!!!
Irfit charged at Cerberus with his fists out. Cerberus
immediately used triple, and casted three blizzaras on Irfit. Before they came
in contact, Irfit burst in to flames and disappeared. All three blizzaras
missed, and Cerberus stood still, waiting. Irfit sprang out of the ground and
flew into the air, and smashed a huge ball of fire into Cerberus. Cerberus shot
three blizzagas at him and they collided with the fireball, making a huge
explosion.
Irfit flew through the explosion, absorbing the heat, and
kicked Cerberus square in the chest right below the middle head. Cerberus was
thrown 75 feet and landed hard into the ground. As he was getting up, Irfit
kicked him in the stomach and Cerberus sailed into the air. Irfit flew up, and
smashed his fireball into Cerberus again. Irfit hovered above the ground,
laying in wait as the smoke cleared.
Cerberus lay on the ground quietly casting curaga on
himself three times. He used thunder on Irfit, so that it hit him in the back.
Irfit turned around quickly, and Cerberus casted blizzagas on him. Irfit fell
out of the sky, but got right back up. He charged at Cerberus and tried to
punch the middle head. Cerberus opened his jaws just in time to catch Irfit's
punch, and bit down. Irfit screamed in pain, and desperately used his most
powerful fire attack straight into Cerberus mouth. Fire shot through Cerberus's
body, and the grip on Irfit's arm loosened. Irfit pulled away and roared in frustration.
Cerberus's head hung limp, while the other two casted
curaga. Irfit made a fireball right in front of himself and kicked it into
Cerberus's body. Cerberus fell to the floor, defeated.
Odin: Whoa! That was one helluva fight!
Gilgamesh: Irfit had a little trouble there in the middle
of this fight, but Cerberus couldn't hold him off long enough. Both GFs gave
each other everything they had, but Irfit's attacks looked a lot more powerful.
Odin: Well, that's all for this week. Our next fight will
be Brothers vs. Pandemona.
Gilgamesh: Our program was brought to you by FF Condoms,
More Protection Then The GF.