Harry Potter!
Disclaimer- They're JKR's not mine!
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco are enduring
a boring History of Magic lesson. Suddenly they get pulled into a magical,
mystical portal. They land in a room which is has a computer, a radio,
a TV and four couches. The couches are red, black, purple and blue. The
computer is sitting on a coffee table. A second later, Remus & Sirius
with cups of tea in their hands tumbled in. Next, Trelawney, McGonagoll
and Snape, apparentley in the middle of a heated argument hit the deck.
Also, a girl blonde hair and blue eyes, with a purple shirt and shorts,
and a shorter girl with black hair and blue eyes with a white shirt and
shorts, tumbled into the room and promptly got hit on the heads by Snape
and McGonagoll, now in a fistfight.
Voice from Beyond- Muwhahahahaha! *Distracted
by argument* Hey hey hey! BREAK. IT. UP!
Snape, McGonagoll, and Trelawney- *Glare
at each other*
VFB- Sit! Jeez, wake up, Sarah and Anna.
The sit, fearing the wrath of the voice
from beyond, since the have been in many of these. Anna and Sarah wake
up and sit.
VFB- My name is Amy, and welcome to my
chamber. Muwahahahahahahaha!
All except for Anna and Sarah- HUH?
Anna- Uh, Amy? Is this revenge for that
small prank Sarah and I played on you.
Sarah- We said we were sorry!
VFB (Now referred to as Amy)- Yes, it
is, muwhahaha. Don't worry about a thing- except your sanity! Gather round
the computer. Sirius, you read this one. Prepare to be dazzled!
Amy goes off laughing. Everyone shrugs and gathers round the computer.
>Hary Potty and the Giant Furbies
Ron- What?
Hermione- Muggle thing
All Slytherins- {in stitches}
Malfoy- Hary Potty! I love it!
>One dAy theyre was s bpy naked Hary Potty?
Slytherins- {In stiches}
Hermione- A boy NAKED Harry Potter?
Trelawney- I think our crazy author means
named, miss Granger
Hermione- I knew that! Look at the punctuation!
And the spelling! {Shudders}
>and he lived Furbies
Remus- Lived Furbies?
Harry- I HATE Furbies!
Ron- What?
Hermione- Muggle thing
Sarah- Ron, don't try to understand this,
ok?
Ron- How do you know my name?
Anna- Everyone knows your name, Ron Weasley.
Ron- Ok, I'm freaked.
>Herorine Rumald Dracky Voldie-Woldie Crabbs Girlie Snappy Rumus Serious Monnygally and Dumby-Dory alll loved Furbies too/
Harry- At least I go with the flow.
Hermione- HERORINE????
Ron- RUMALD??
Draco- DRACKY??
Snape- SNAPPY???
Remus- RUMUS???
McGonagoll- MONNYGALLY??
Sirius- What the CENSORED> is this????
Anna- This is bad, wrong,crazy,
& plain stupid. Oh yeah, and scary.
Hermione- *Twitching*
>Untilll won day the Giant Furbies decided to atttacckk. The kiled everywon xcepy
Harry- ME! ME!
Everyone- *Backs away*
>THE END?
Lupin- Huh?
Trelawney- I sensed this would happen!
I knew it would! I foretold it!!!!
Sirius- Pointless
McGonagoll-Stupid
Amy- Did you like it?
All- Hated it
Amy- Wonderful! There is a kitchen through
there *BANG A door appeared* And a bathroom over there *Another BANG* You
will need to cook and go to the toilet, and I know for a fact that Anna
and Sarah are wonderful cooks. See you tomorrow!
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