Skyla's Flying Farts
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Now that Gen 5 is coming to a close, I finally have a good excuse to write this. Though the small irony is that Skyla doesn't fart in the first chapter, because I'm actually setting things up a bit. You know, to shake things up. Enjoy!
Skyla was flying on her Swanna across Unova, making her landing near Mistralton City.
"Man, that was great, Swanna!" Skyla exclaimed as she hugged the swan Pokemon, returning her to her pokeball as she stretched her arms. "Man, nothing feels better than to fly on your own bird!"
"Boy, I'll say!" Bianca exclaimed as she suddenly ran up to Skyla, holding both of her hands. "I watched you come in, and I gotta say, that was amazing!"
"Heh, thanks girl!" Skyla stated as she looked oddly at Bianca, gasping as she clapped her hands together, smiling. "Hey, aren't you Farting Bianca? Pokemon's Farting Bianca? The gassiest girl in all of Unova!"
Bianca giggled as she pointed at herself with both of her hands. "Yep, that's me!" She then lifted her right leg, letting out a loud, trumpet like fart as she giggled. "I came back because I was touring all the great places I visited in Unova, and I wanted to see if you could have a competition with me?"
Skyla smirked as she folded her arms together. "A competition, huh? What kind?" She asked.
Bianca rubbed the back of her head with her right hand, smiling widely as she giggled. "A flying contest, using our butts!"
Skyla blinked as she tilted her head to the right. "Our butts...?" She gawked, being in disbelief.
"Yeah!" Bianca exclaimed as she bent down, farting out of her white dress as she started to hover in the air, her flatulence used as propelling gas. "I've been doing this, and it's really fun!"
Skyla folded her arms as she was impressed. "Huh, that's something I've never seen before... I should try it." She admitted as she wrapped her arms around the back of her head. "In fact, on that note, since you got me interested, let's get some bean burritos."
"Now you're talking my language!" Bianca exclaimed gleefully as she wrapped her arm around Skyla, the two of them heading to the Pokemon Center to help make Skyla gassy.