This is just an idea of the Harry Potter and Glee characters having Facebook.

Luna Lovegood just saw Harry Potter 7 and it was awesome!

Hermione Granger-Told you so, Luna.

Ron Weasley-Yeah but, Malfoy spent half of that time blabbing on about how 'amazing' he is in the film.

Draco Malfoy-What? It's not my fault I like talking about myself and anyway I like HP.

Brittany Pierce-I swear I saw unicorns in the film...

Kurt Hummel-This is awkward...

Harry Potter-Hold up, Malfoy. You're one of my fans? Wow, small world.

Ginny Weasley-Hold up. You value Harry Potter more than shagging every damn woman on this planet?

Draco Malfoy-It's tots not my fault! Yes, I value HP more than shagging girls, Weaslette.

Ginny Weasley-*headdesk*

Ginny Weasley-Ow.

Mercedes Jones-Ginny, that was stupid.

Ginny Weasley-Don't think I've only just realised.

...

Draco Malfoy has just realised he's a prick!

Lavender Brown-What?! Have you only just realised?! You FUCKING prick!

(Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and 6 others like this)

Ginny Weasley-That makes you Malfoy, Lav.

Cho Chang-Does actually fit, you know.

Hermione Granger-And Neville is Harry!

Neville Longbottom-Wait, why am I Harry?

Ron Weasley-Cause you're the boy who lived.

Harry Potter-OMG RON!

Noah Puckerman-Why are we even talking about this?

Kurt Hummel-Puck, we're typing not talking. TYPING!

Neville Longbottom-Did you just say that I'm Harry Potter because I'm a retard?

Draco Malfoy-Dude, are you seriously arguing with that? You just got compared to Harry Bloody Potter!

Neville Longbottom-Point taken *shuts up*

Hermione Granger-I win. :D

Luna Lovegood-Oh my God, Harry is Colin Creevey!

(Draco Malfoy, Cho Chang and 5 others like this)

Ginny Weasley-Awww, that's so cute!

Harry Potter-NO. DON'T START.

Quinn Fabray-That's is so cute, Harry...I mean Colin.

Harry Potter-SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

...

Quinn Fabray and Harry Potter are in a relationship

Santana Lopez-Wanky.

Harry Potter-Shut up!

Draco Malfoy-WANKY!

Harry Potter-Please shut up!

Hermione Granger-Malfoy, do you even know what 'wanky' means?

Draco Malfoy-No but...WANKY!

Harry Potter-Can someone please tell Malfoy and Santana to stop typing WANKY all the effing time...

Santana Lopez-WANKYWANKYWANKY! No one listens to you, Potty.

Ron Weasley-She's got a point you know.

Santana Lopez-Told you! WANKY.

Finn Hudson-Rachel is now dating the fucking prick again!

Santana Lopez-WANKY.

...

Rachel Berry and Jesse are in a relationship.

Tina Cohen-Chang-Dislike.

Draco Malfoy-Dislike.

Ginny Weasley-Dislike.

Ron Weasley-Dislike.

Blaine Anderson-Dislike.

Kurt Hummel-Dislike.

Mercedes Jones-Dislike.

Mike Chang-Dislike.

Hermione Granger-Dislike.

Harry Potter-This is so uncool...

Noah Puckerman-I thought she dumped that two-faced, Vocal Adrenaline prick..

Rachel Berry-Ummm...I am here you know.

...

Brittany Pierce is high on bubbles.

Hermione Granger-How did you get high on bubbles? It's not possible.

Brittany Pierce-They make me float! :)

Hermione Granger-Brittany, bubbles can't make you float. :v

(Quinn Fabray likes this)

...

Ron Weasley and Lavender Brown are in a relationship.

Draco Malfoy-You've got to be fucking kidding me..

Santana Lopez-TOTAL WANKY!

Ron Weasley-...

Luna Lovegood-This is weird..

Hermione Granger-More weird than Brittany saying she's high on bubbles?

Luna Lovegood-Yup.

Quinn Fabray-I LOVE YOU HARRY POTTER!

Santana Lopez-Calm down!

Draco Malfoy-Can someone give me Rachel's password so I can hack into her account?

Kurt Hummel-Why? :p

Draco Malfoy-Cause I wanna do something. Just give me the password, lady lips!

...

Rachel Berry-I'm feeling horny!

Noah Puckerman-So am I baby!

Finn Hudson-...the fuck?

Hermione Granger-Honestly?

Santana Lopez-WTF

Harry Potter-I'm just not gonna ask..

Rachel Berry-I luv you, Puck!

Noah Puckerman-I'm so turned on right now.

Ron Weasley-Oh, please, I've just eaten.

Santana Lopez-MAJOR WANKY!

Kurt Hummel-Santana, shut up!

Draco Malfoy-WANKY!

Kurt Hummel-Malfoy, shut up!

Rachel Berry-Who hacked into my account?!

Draco Malfoy-Ooops, soz, Berry, it was me. Don't kill me!

Kurt Hummel-You're so busted, Malfoy.

Ron Weasley-It's most likely that Rachel will come to your house with a rolling pin and kill you. That's my prediction.

Draco Malfoy-But I'm a wizard, so I can just hex her.

Santana Lopez-*sarcasticly* Well you don't say!

(Lavender Brown, Mercedes Jones and 10 others like this)

...

Ron Weasley has changed his relationship status to 'single'.

Kurt Hummel-I take it didn't work out.

Draco Malfoy-Aw, poor Weaslebee! :(

Ron Weasley-Get lost, Malfoy!

Hermione Granger-I told Ron it wouldn't work out and he didn't listen to me, as usual.

Quinn Fabray-Shame. :( I thought they made a cute couple.

Draco Malfoy-*facepalm*

Santana Lopez-*facepalm*

Harry Potter-*facepalm*

Brittany Pierce-What's a facepalm?

...

Sam Evans-I love you Quinn!

Draco Malfoy-Um, you know she's dating Harry now?

Santana Lopez-Trouty mouth is mine, people!

Brittany Pierce-What's going on?

Mercedes Jones-Santana, stop flirting with my boyfriend on Facebook!

Ron Weasley-I didn't know you and Sam were dating. Small world.

Santana Lopez-Shut up, fato.

Hermione Granger-Every time I come online, you people are always arguing about something. :(

Draco Malfoy-You know that Quinn cheated on Sam with Finn then she broke up with him and started dating Harry.

Quinn Fabray-What?

Finn Hudson-Feeling very uncomfortable right now.

Luna Lovegood-Same.

Noah Puckerman-O_O

Brittany Pierce-Why does Puck like owl eyes?

...

Mercedes Jones is now single.

Draco Malfoy-I'm so sorry, Cedes.

(Quinn Fabray, Hermione Granger and 10 others like this.)

Tina Cohen-Chang-Mike and I are getting married! :) :)

Kurt Hummel-Awkward.

Harry Potter-Dislike.

Hermione Granger-I'm so happy for you, Tina!

Tina Cohen-Chang-Thanks, Mione.

That's the end of the first part. I've started editing the second chapter, so don't read the old version. Please review.