uOUr kawaii love teacher walks into the room and made a ver ybig annoucnement that shocked all of us and changed our lives forever each and every single day and it was s oamazing but let me show you what truely happened
He walked into class and said w"we have a transfer student" and samanta screamed in happiness and i wanted to bitchslap the smile off of her fucking face and Paige was happy in a good wahy and Grace was wondering if they would be annoying and Angie just wantedt owatch fate/zero and my phone was dying, so iwas not happy.
Anyway mr dickson (thts our kawaii teacher) said we have a transfer stduent and walked to the side and puts on his flower crown to initiat ethe ceremony of welcomign thme, he got his cactuses out and put them on the ceiling so they would sprout cherry blossoms or SAKURAS to celebrate it for us. We love him very much.. Suddenly, the door opeend.
Suddenly, someone , a boy, with very lucious wild locks of White hair fading into brownish purple walked into the room,witha weird anime outfit adn big grey eyes and he looks so happy, like he has found the perfect size potato to make french fries out of. He stood in front of the classroom (which is like at the side but we call it the front gtfo) and bowed down Asian-style and said,
"Hajimemashite (and giglged to himself because hajime... ahajime hinata... ) I am Komaeda Nagito. I am a transfer student from Japan" he said and sits down right next to Angie and said "Hi;"
Angie screams.
THEN! GFfds4000000000332SOMEONE ELSE WALKED IN1!mr dickson Said"oh I am sorry. I forgot we had two" and komeda was SHOCKED ad so sad, he though the was special so now he is crying and angie has to comfort him but odesnt know how, koaeda is going to kill someone, hes so sad.
THE SOMEONE walked in and sat down on hte DESK and went Hello "i am the oteher trasnsfer student, th cool one" and komaeda cried harder "i am... , IP!" AN D ANGIE SCREAMED AND SHOVED KOMAEA ONOT THE FLOOR, WHO CRIED EVEN harder. But nobody fucking cared beacuse KOmaeda is a f
So aynway the angie and the bae were talkin now and sakura were all over the floor, the petals, and people wereyelling so much about how cool it wasBut they made rebecca sneeze a lot so she had to leave (Komaeda was so happy... but Ip said anothe rmean thing and he began to cry again, and made a facebook status to his best frienHdjime hinatas saying "I WANT to go back to Hpes peak academy where people died, the people here are mean, i am ion the floor hinata-kun"
eHe got up when he wasnt said and said..Treece-chan" sama, will you please go out with me"d
TREECE GASPS...
suddenlt the doorr bus tpope n and it wsas the princeiicpla sird danleila; radl vclidffd . he was pretty o k looking but he qas agr yto o so i can;t be the judge of rhart.
i know angie has a big bcursh on hi m so she was looking at him like he was catnip to a ca hot DAY .DNAiel racdlifee was aggry because h heard there was RUES BREAKNG IB THE SCHOOL... Koam==maeda cannot transfer he yelled: and ijinae=kfycj komaeda was very sad and left by jumoug iout the window. komaeda was dead, rprorbalby...godbye komaeda,,, we had a funera tirigh t there. Radcliffe was sad'S
HE KOLOOKED AT ANGIE,,...Have "you ebee n rbreaking rules, you naguthy girl you.I heard you broke a rule"nad he approchaendh er very eeriously. "what" angie siad and he tocuehd her boobe... .heklooked at her expecaftly, he ex3pectd a REACUI==TUON''
"what" angie isiad agian
"FUck" her said
"i want you and yoru voluptuons bdoy" daniel gasped
"but im flat" anfie said'toyou hare more vulpotsous than my oprevious .. he brkoke up wth yme... HE BROKE MY HEART " DANIEL YELLED AND STRTAED TO CRY LIKE KOMAEDA WHEN TOLD HE CANT TRANSFER TO BOOKER TWASHINGTON MAGNET HIGH SCHOOL '
"whO whO WAS IT! uI wil l break THEIR HEART"
daniel snffed and looked up at the sky through the ceiling somehow ve ry expecntatly , very d=sad, reciminsincg :"... it was...tom felton"
mr warren walked in and agsapsed "THATS MY BOYFRIEND!"
"but youre married" angie screamwed
mr dickson startd to fly i meant cry , hi s flower crw n wilted "I THOUGHT WHEAD SPECOMETHING SPECIAL , MRW AREN, JAMANI 0-KUN"
Janami Warren screamed
"so nanyway:" Daniel said and touched angie sgooboobe again, softly , te ==h=e niplple became a rocket and dainiel was klike "ho..."
angie was making neuroritcc sou nds liek "ohhhhhh ohhhhhh ohhhhhh ohhhh"
gracew as like, "what he fuck?"
the hn he p ulled o ut his thingy tghT looked like a great value popsicle at walmart adn leaned in to her and it disappeared smehow
"oh" angie exclaimed yellingly
tey both saud oh oh oh oh o ho h sexily
and then, e all got turnedo n...so...
r mr dickson fet so lonely now, mr warren did not love himtruey and he had to find a new true love, but where?He wnet out side oso so sadly and arousede aand he felt bad ubut then he saw...komaeda, lickign ap opsicle gfrom great value !IGE LOOKED SO ATRACTIVE... his tongu Licked he popsicle very hardly like there was a picture of giglamesh on it ajd angie and the popsicle was the phone with the picture and angie wa s kissing the picture like a normal day in creative writing first period honestly ou piece of trash
anyway he asked, hwo sre ouu alive"Koameda! you fell from the thirdfloor" and komaeda looked at him and said... "Mr... DICKSON, if you have hope you can rsurive anyhting...: and mr dicksos yees wfilled with tears, he was so touhched by this speecg, he took out his ...DINGLYDOO... it stood sraight up like an aroused popsicle.
Komaeda gasped111"I'm not gay i am nolnly gay for hinata-kun back home" i"I dont care, ,"mr dickson said "ilvoe "you komaeda... komaeda ws crying again andh is popsicle melted on to him.
Mr dickson went and licked the popsicle off and sai "You are so sexie :" and komaeda nodded
Mr dickson put hsi dinlydoo igup komaedas BUTT...it hurt a lot but komaeda eneded up enjoying it, for he loved mr dickson so much even thoguh e had only know mrmdi foster for like an ohu..r.. he it was love at true sfirst sight true love yes YES YES YES KOMAEDA SCREAMED YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS and hthen he fainted and died because he has to die for the story
mr dickson waws so sad...
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