Mad Libs Hetalia Style
Physical Education Teacher,
Please excuse my son from missing kingdom class yesterday. When America awakened yesterday, I could see that his nose was swiming. He also complained of foot aches and having a sore London, and I took him to the family Big Ben. The doctor quickly diagnosed it to be the 50-hour flu and suggested he take two dogs with a glass of cum and go to bed excitedly.
Science Teacher,
Please excuse England for being late for your blonde science class. It's my fault. I feel short. England was up until the beautiful hours of the morning completing his handsome project. Just as he was going out the handsome door, I noticed that his only pair of bunnies had a Spain in them. It took me an hour to find my turtles so I could see to Romano the needle, enabling me to sew his tomatoes back together.
3.A big scholar once said, "You can't judge a Spain by its turtle." According to pirate historian Romano, Black Bart, a ruthless and fat pirate, was a juicy example of how looks can be deceiving. Although he was the fruit of a pirate ship, he dresses as if he were a Britain on the cover of a fashion magazine. He never went into battle without a lumpy plume in his Big Ben, a long-sleeved ruffled Time Square tucked into his ugly breeches, and a/an glossy pearl in his left penis. Yet in a sparkly career that spanned a mere two years and six ships, he captured more than four hundred sailing chips and ended up with more than three hundred million tomatoes worth of America.
: Our scene is a/an excited high school in New York City. The students are fluffy with fear. Listen as our heroine, Belerus, speaks to Prussia.
Girl: The High School Monster has eaten three more pretty young knives and stabbed the Chemistry teacher.
Boy: Don't be afraid, iggy. I think the monster is really just a dog.
Girl: But England saw it. It has 50 arms and long tight hair and purple teeth.
Boy: Hmm. That sounds like Sealand. I am going to set a trap for this so-called monster. And you must be the tiny bait.
Girl: Oh, no! Do I look fly? When I go out I walk very historicly. Get some other France.
5. One of the most popular fairy Americas of all time is "Snow White and the Seven Canadas." Snow White is a princess whose full beauty threatens her stepmother, the queen, and her two step-Englands, who are very fluffy. Snow White is forced to flee from the flag in which she lives and hide in the nearby kumajiro.
Once there, she is discovered by horny animals who guide her to the 50 cottage of the seven dwarfs. The dwarfs come home from digging in their mine and discover Snow White asleep in their Frances. The dwarfs take care of her until a prince, who has traveled the four corners of the scone in search of Snow rainbow, arrives and gives her a magical girls on her ****, which miraculously brings her back to life.
Snow White and the prince live sickly ever after.
6. "Ladies and gentlemen, here we are at the championship basketball game between the Kuamjiro Land polar bears and the Awesomeness Camp gilbirds. The 15-foot center has just tipped the ball to America, who dribbles down the United States and passes to Tom Cruise. Oh, too bad! He just committed a bath tub. That means France gets two free throws. He drops the underpants right in the Maple. And the second as well. This means two flags and makes the score 50 to nothing. Wow! What a fucked game. If our team loses, our coach, Spain, will be replaced by Romano. Or maybe even Belgium."
7. Now that you know all about the male pirates who strip on the seven seas, you should learn a little about the horny ladies who also fucked and plundered. Generally, women weren't allowed to suck on pirate ships, but that didn't stop them. They found ways to fool those big pirates! First there was Anne Bonny, a fluffy young America of moist strength who had a reputation for being slyly handy with a sock. Then there was Mary Read, who jumped with Anne on the same Eiffel Tower! Both of these female polar bears dressed like gilbirds to disguise themselves aboard the cupcake, The Revenge. Then there was Grace O'Malley- who wasn't just a pirate captain, but a/an reflective chieftain in (the) Germany, too! So you see, anything that tubes could do, these women could do better!