posted: 03/11/16

Nishinoya just wants to be a tree, honestly.

a series of text messages between you and a height-obsessed noya, heh


to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

(nickname)-chan i just realized something...

to: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

from: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

hm? and what would that be, yuu?

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

you're like what? 15? and you're taller than me.

to: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

from: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

i guess...? 168 cm is pretty average.

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

and i told you im too old for this midget bullshit right?

to: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

from: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

yeah! you were so weird what about it?

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

NO IM NOT TOO OLD

to: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

from: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

wait what? yuu?

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

I NEED TO GROW

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

I NEED TO FLOURISH

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

I NEED TO BE

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

A TREE. (۶•̀ᴗ•́)۶

to: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

from: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

... Oh my god.

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

arent i cool heh

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

im so cool i can be a tree at this point

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

(nickname)-chan?

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

(NICKNAME)-CHAN ARE YOU DED

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

(NAME) UR MAKING ME WORRIED

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

EY DONT IGNORE MEH

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

(NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

ILL BE A TREE IF YOU IGNORE ME

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

wait dat means i could grow taller if u ignored me

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

i want to be tall...

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

bUT i dont wanna be ignored by u

to: (nickname)-chan (*´∀`*)

from: noya-senpai (•̀o•́)ง

(NAMEEEE) JUST REPLY TO ME ALREADY ! (0 o 0)՞


Believe it or not, this is the actual convo between me and my friend, haha. Credit for the fic is all hers, though. Check out her deviantart, lunarosej. She's awesome.

(she cracked up laughing when i told her i wanted to be a tree. how mean.)

Tell me what you think~ Personally, it'd be great if we could bond over mutual height problems.