Disclaimer – I do not own any of the Cullens nor Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse. I just put them in the funny situations!
Its my first Fanfic, so please be easy on my!!
Normal Weirdness
Chapter One BubblegumBold Edward, Normal Bella, and Italic Alice
(Passing a note in L.A. class)
Edward?
Yes love?
Do you have. . .
Bubblegum!
Yep, bubblegum!!
Ummm . . . Why would I have bubblegum? I can't chew it.
Guess your just not awesome enough, Eddie!!
Cause I want some! Duh!!!
Sorry, no gum. And don't call me Eddie!
- gasp - It's not gum! - dramatic pause –
It's bubblegum!
Awesome Bella!! We have some kind of mind connection! We really need code names!
That's exactly what I was thinking!! How 'bout ----
Back to this bubblegum . . .
That's not nice Eddie!! Don't steal the note from Robin!
Robin? As in Robin Hood?
Ya and don't question Little John!!
Little John?
- nods - You got a problem with that??
No Little J.
Don't call me that!!!!
Why not? You call me Eddie.
That's different!! She's Little John!!
That's right Robin!!
Ummm. . . . Bella, Alice, did you two eat something this morning?
Nope. Just . . .
Bubblegum!!!!!!!
(Alice and Bella start laughing in the back of the room. Everyone looks at them, which only makes them laugh even harder. The teacher, Mrs. Brinks, starts to walk over to the laughing girls. But the bell rings and they dash out of the classroom, still laughing.)
Hope you liked it! I know, I know. It is very pointless and all, but it is good to have a good laugh every once and a while!! If you want a more serious story, I am also working on "Mary Alice B."
Please R&R!!!
Love,
Miss Edward's Angel