This is the sequel to "High Five," because I just wanted to see if I could pull it off. Respect knuckles!
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Lucius sat across from Lupin in his office, sipping tea. Lupin cleared his throat, adjusting the collar of his robes. "I'm glad you could make it, Mr. Malfoy. As you know, I've been concerned about Draco's behavior as of late and-"
"Hold on." Lucius set his tea on the desk, feeling rather scandalized.
"Er... Yes?"
"We're just here to talk about Draco?"
"Yes."
"You didn't call me over here for a shag?"
"I... Don't recall ever mentioning anything of the sort, no."
"So you're not up for a shag?" Lucius glared at him, rather put off. Really, what was the point in even showing up if he wasn't going to get laid?
"No. As a professor I-"
"Listen up, Lupin. If I'm not getting a shag, then I have no business in even being here. I'm sure you thought a little visit would be nice, but I'm a busy man and I don't have any time to waste on frivolous small talk."
"But I asked you here to talk about your son! Surely you don't consider that a waste of time."
"Of course I do! So he's been acting up. Punish him! There's no need to get me involved. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have other business to attend to."
"You won't consider-"
"Sorry, Lupin, but I'm just too put off by this whole traumatic situation. If you insist on being such a relentless tease, then play with someone else."
"I wasn't going to-"
"No!" Lucius held out a hand to stop his insistent arguments. "I am no longer willing to fulfill your lustful desires! Now, I really must be going."
"But I don't have any lustful desires!" Lupin protested weakly as Lucius swept out of the office. Really, it was bad enough that the man was teasing him so, but to deny it was just on a whole new level. He was a man who demanded respect, and where was it? He certainly hadn't gotten any from Lupin!
That was the last time he would be answering a booty call.
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Well, there it is. The end. Heehee. I love writing Lucius in amusing situations.