HI this is Calcifer! Please review! I like reviews! BUT UNKIND REVIEWS THAT
ARE NOT HELPFUL ARE NOT NICE! God, I sound like a Kindergarten
teacher...YIKES! Okay, yeah this is starring my one true love...
Aragorn: ME!
Fernand Mondego: No, no. She means me.
Calcifer: Nice try you guys! But, This is the YU-GI-OH! section...
Both: Dang. So it'll star...
Calcifer: JOEY!
Joey: And she doesn't own Yu-Gi-OH!
Calcifer: You just HAD to say that didn't you?! *sniff sniff*
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Joey Wheeler walked down the hallway during lunch. He was talking to Tristan and Yugi about Duel Monsters when a harsh voice shouted,
"WHEELER!" Joey turned around to see a tall beefy man running after them.
"Uh oh. Joey did you blow something up in Chem. again?" Tristan asked.
"No, that is Coach Manton. He was my coach in middle and grade school. I heard he started working here but I hadn't seen him yet. Hey, Coach!" he said to the man who drew up to them huffing and puffing.
"Wheeler! *pant pant* Baseball!...NOW!" the man said angrily
"Shoot! Was that today?!" Joey said looking embarrassed.
"Ho yeah! Get your tail on the field, kid!" Joey ran off at full speed toward the boys' locker room.
"Where is he going Coach Manton?" Yugi asked.
"Huh?" The coach asked and looked around to see who was talking to him. He looked very confused until he looked down and saw Yugi around thigh level. "Oh! He was going to baseball tryouts." Tristan gasped.
"THOSE are TODAY?!" He ran off after Joey five minutes later they ran past Yugi in Gym clothes. Yugi ran after them.
"Hey guys wait up! I want to be on the team too!" But they were too far ahead to hear him.
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"So, Joey. You think I have a chance of making pitcher this year?" Tristan asked. Joey looked at him, seizing him up.
"Um, no."
"Hey, Wheeler you're up!" the coach called Joey stepped out of the line of boys and up to bat. He picked up the baseball bat and swung it experimentally. "Knock it outta the park, boy!" The coach said as Joey squared himself up with the plate. The pitcher sent in a fastball and Joey hit it. It went past all the outfielders and out of the school field area.
"HOMER!!!!" Joey shouted, and waltzed around the bases triumphantly. Yugi finally caught up and stood next to Tristan in line.
"Hey, Tristan! You think I can make the team?" Tristan looked Yugi over.
"Um, no." he said as Joey walked towards them.
"Wheeler!" yelled the coach as he ran up and hugged Joey. "You didn't lose your form! Thank you!"
'Heeeeeeeyyyy anytime, Coach!" Joey said feeling very full of himself. Tristan gulped as his name was called. He HAD been practicing.....
"Alright, Taylor. Lets see you pitch." The coach said sounding very exasperated.
"Okay." Tristan pitched one slow pitch to warm up and then did five really great fastballs in a row. The coach looked astonished at how good he was.
"Yeah Tristan!" Joey and Yugi shouted. Next came Yugi. Tristan and Joey looked sad that their best friend was going to fail, but cheered him on anyway. The assistant coach who was pitching looked startled at how short Yugi was. HE HAD NO STRIKE ZONE! He pitched a slow one and it went over Yugi's head.
"Ball one!" the coach shouted. The pitcher threw three more pitches each of which were counted as balls. Yugi happily jogged over to first base, he had been walked.
The coach ran over to him. "KID! You are GREAT! Hah! You have no strike zone! This is brilliant!" Yugi blushed and looked very pleased.
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The next week Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Teá, Serenity, and Bakura went to go see who had made the team. Joey looked at the roster. "Well, looky here! Guess who made third base. Surprise, surprise!" He said looking proudly at his name on the roster. Tristan shoved him aside.
"MOVE IT! I can't see past your inflated head." Joey glared at him and moved aside.
"HEY! I made the team!" Tristan shouted. "Woohoo!" Yugi pushed his way in.
"What does 'shortstop' mean?" he asked.
"It is the position between second and third base. Why?" Joey asked.
"Um it is my position, according to the roster." Yugi said sounding astounded.
"Well you certainly have the 'short' in shortstop." A sarcastic voice said behind them.
"Kaiba!" They all said, and turned around to see him carrying his laptop.
"So, Taylor finally made the team, eh? That seems so.unlikely." He said laughing and walked away.
"As usual Kaiba manages to take the fun out of life." Joey said sounding bored.
"Okay guys! Let's get to practice!" Yugi, Tristan, and Joey ran off.
After practice they all felt confident except for Yugi, who had not known what a 'pickle' or a 'sacrifice' or any of the other baseball terms were. "Yami?" he said to his alter ego inside his head.
"Yes, Yugi?" his Yami responded.
"Um, what is a sacrifice?"
"It is when you kill someone to please the Gods."
"Oh. Right. Okay! Thanks!" he ran off to tell Joey about his new term.
"Hey, Joey!" He called out to him as he ran into the lunch room. Joey was eating pizza and a soda.
"Yeah? Wassup, man?"
"You know baseball?"
"Yeah...."
"Should we use knives or daggers?"
"WHAT?!"
"For a sacrifice. Knives or daggers?"
"Okay....yeah......." Joey said looking both confused and horrified.
Aragorn: ME!
Fernand Mondego: No, no. She means me.
Calcifer: Nice try you guys! But, This is the YU-GI-OH! section...
Both: Dang. So it'll star...
Calcifer: JOEY!
Joey: And she doesn't own Yu-Gi-OH!
Calcifer: You just HAD to say that didn't you?! *sniff sniff*
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Joey Wheeler walked down the hallway during lunch. He was talking to Tristan and Yugi about Duel Monsters when a harsh voice shouted,
"WHEELER!" Joey turned around to see a tall beefy man running after them.
"Uh oh. Joey did you blow something up in Chem. again?" Tristan asked.
"No, that is Coach Manton. He was my coach in middle and grade school. I heard he started working here but I hadn't seen him yet. Hey, Coach!" he said to the man who drew up to them huffing and puffing.
"Wheeler! *pant pant* Baseball!...NOW!" the man said angrily
"Shoot! Was that today?!" Joey said looking embarrassed.
"Ho yeah! Get your tail on the field, kid!" Joey ran off at full speed toward the boys' locker room.
"Where is he going Coach Manton?" Yugi asked.
"Huh?" The coach asked and looked around to see who was talking to him. He looked very confused until he looked down and saw Yugi around thigh level. "Oh! He was going to baseball tryouts." Tristan gasped.
"THOSE are TODAY?!" He ran off after Joey five minutes later they ran past Yugi in Gym clothes. Yugi ran after them.
"Hey guys wait up! I want to be on the team too!" But they were too far ahead to hear him.
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"So, Joey. You think I have a chance of making pitcher this year?" Tristan asked. Joey looked at him, seizing him up.
"Um, no."
"Hey, Wheeler you're up!" the coach called Joey stepped out of the line of boys and up to bat. He picked up the baseball bat and swung it experimentally. "Knock it outta the park, boy!" The coach said as Joey squared himself up with the plate. The pitcher sent in a fastball and Joey hit it. It went past all the outfielders and out of the school field area.
"HOMER!!!!" Joey shouted, and waltzed around the bases triumphantly. Yugi finally caught up and stood next to Tristan in line.
"Hey, Tristan! You think I can make the team?" Tristan looked Yugi over.
"Um, no." he said as Joey walked towards them.
"Wheeler!" yelled the coach as he ran up and hugged Joey. "You didn't lose your form! Thank you!"
'Heeeeeeeyyyy anytime, Coach!" Joey said feeling very full of himself. Tristan gulped as his name was called. He HAD been practicing.....
"Alright, Taylor. Lets see you pitch." The coach said sounding very exasperated.
"Okay." Tristan pitched one slow pitch to warm up and then did five really great fastballs in a row. The coach looked astonished at how good he was.
"Yeah Tristan!" Joey and Yugi shouted. Next came Yugi. Tristan and Joey looked sad that their best friend was going to fail, but cheered him on anyway. The assistant coach who was pitching looked startled at how short Yugi was. HE HAD NO STRIKE ZONE! He pitched a slow one and it went over Yugi's head.
"Ball one!" the coach shouted. The pitcher threw three more pitches each of which were counted as balls. Yugi happily jogged over to first base, he had been walked.
The coach ran over to him. "KID! You are GREAT! Hah! You have no strike zone! This is brilliant!" Yugi blushed and looked very pleased.
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The next week Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Teá, Serenity, and Bakura went to go see who had made the team. Joey looked at the roster. "Well, looky here! Guess who made third base. Surprise, surprise!" He said looking proudly at his name on the roster. Tristan shoved him aside.
"MOVE IT! I can't see past your inflated head." Joey glared at him and moved aside.
"HEY! I made the team!" Tristan shouted. "Woohoo!" Yugi pushed his way in.
"What does 'shortstop' mean?" he asked.
"It is the position between second and third base. Why?" Joey asked.
"Um it is my position, according to the roster." Yugi said sounding astounded.
"Well you certainly have the 'short' in shortstop." A sarcastic voice said behind them.
"Kaiba!" They all said, and turned around to see him carrying his laptop.
"So, Taylor finally made the team, eh? That seems so.unlikely." He said laughing and walked away.
"As usual Kaiba manages to take the fun out of life." Joey said sounding bored.
"Okay guys! Let's get to practice!" Yugi, Tristan, and Joey ran off.
After practice they all felt confident except for Yugi, who had not known what a 'pickle' or a 'sacrifice' or any of the other baseball terms were. "Yami?" he said to his alter ego inside his head.
"Yes, Yugi?" his Yami responded.
"Um, what is a sacrifice?"
"It is when you kill someone to please the Gods."
"Oh. Right. Okay! Thanks!" he ran off to tell Joey about his new term.
"Hey, Joey!" He called out to him as he ran into the lunch room. Joey was eating pizza and a soda.
"Yeah? Wassup, man?"
"You know baseball?"
"Yeah...."
"Should we use knives or daggers?"
"WHAT?!"
"For a sacrifice. Knives or daggers?"
"Okay....yeah......." Joey said looking both confused and horrified.