Hi welcome to my story! I hope you enjoy reading it. I love to get reviews but will ignore harsh flames. If you don't like StanxKyle stories then don't read it. I have plenty of South Park non-slash stories you can read just go to my profile.

Anyway please read the following it is very important:

I mean NO disrespect when I am writing this story. I do not want to and am not trying to offend anyone. I totally believe that the Holocaust happened and know how horrible Hitler was. I just think this would be a good idea for a story. After all they do a lot of possibly offensive things on the actual show anyway.

Also they are kids in this story just like in the show.

Disclaimer: I only own my stories and not South Park.

Okay now that all that is out of the way. Enjoy the story.

I'll Protect You

Chapter 1

Satan was sitting on his throne in hell coming up with a plan for his problem. Lately he noticed that new his residents and people on Earth seem to not fear him as much anymore. No one appears to respect him and be frightened of him as much as they used to, He needed a plan to get them to cower before him once more. To show them all what he was capable of.

He knew he could not do this himself because he needed to stay in hell and watch over the residents. 'But what if I got someone else to do it,' he thought. 'One of the most evil souls of all time'.

Almost instantly Satan knew who he would send; Hitler. He then summoned Hitler and he appeared in front of him bowing to Satan. "Adolf Hitler, I've got a job for you so I am going to sent you to Earth. I've decided to send you to America so I will give you the power to speak English," said Satan and he waved his hand in front of Hitler giving him his new ability.

"What do you want me to do?" Hitler asked in a heavy German accent.

"I want you to wreak havoc on Earth. Especially America because they seem to fear me the least. Just do what you do best," Satan said.

"I will need help with this," said Hitler.

"Fine," said Satan and he waved his hand in front of his minion again. "You now have the power to summon Nazis from hell at your command. Now go my friend and show the world that I am still all powerful!"

Right after he said this a portal opened up in front of Hitler and he walked through it.

Meanwhile on Earth in South Park

Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman were playing with their toy trucks in Kyle's front yard. They were all making sound effects while Cartman took out a toy tank.

"Now I'm going to use my tank to kill Kyle's truck!" said Cartman.

He then threw his tank hard at Kyle's toy truck and it broke to pieces.

Kyle glared at Cartman and shouted. "God damn it Cartman I used my own allowance to pay for that truck!"

Cartman snickered and said, "Aww the poor Jewboy doesn't want to have to pay for toys with his own money. Why don't you ask your boyfriend Stan for some cash?"

"Cartman how many times do I have to tell you? Me and Stan aren't together!" Kyle yelled.

Stan blushed a little and quickly turned away so no one would notice. As much as he hated to admit, part of him wanted to be with Kyle for a while now. When Stan's bushed died down he heard Cartman call Kyle a fag causing Kyle to scream "That's it!" and attack Cartman.

Kyle was winning the fight but Stan knew it had to stop so he grabbed his furious best friend by the shoulders and pulled him away from Cartman. Kenny did the same with Cartman to keep him from fighting as well.

When they both calmed down a little Stan and Kenny let go of their friends and Stan angrily said, "What is up with you two? You've been fighting more than usual lately!"

"It's because he's such an asshole!" Kyle shouted pointing at Eric.

"At least I'm not a stupid Jew!" Cartman fired back.

"Enough Cartman! Leave Kyle alone!" said Stan.

"Ha! See he's standing up for you Kyle! You two are so gay for each other!" said Cartman.

Stan looked shocked at this and Kyle just became angrier. "We're not together fatass!"

"Ay don't call me fat! That's it! Screw you guys I'm going home!" Cartman yelled and left.

As he was heading home Cartman kept muttering angrily to himself. "God damn stupid Jew. I would kill him if I could get away with it."

Just then Cartman felt the ground shake. He looked around and saw that he was the only one around. Suddenly cracks began to form in the middle of the street and flames erupted from them. Cartman stood back surprised when an opening appeared in the ground and someone climbed out of it. He turned to look at a shocked Cartman and said, "You there child! Is this America?"

"Yeah and who the hell are you?" asked Cartman.

"I am Hitler and have returned from hell to bring about the great cleansing once more!" said Hitler.

"Yes," Cartman said evilly.

Hitler started to give an evil laugh and Cartman happily joined in.

I had to make Hitler speak English because I don't know any German. So do you like it so far?