Vegeta in Wonderland

Chapter 1: A Strange Hole and a Change in Size

WHACK! Another book hit Vegeta in the head. He glared at Goku as he was clearing out some cupboards. It was bad enough having to help out, but being pummelled by book after book wasn't his idea of spending his day off.

"Kakarot watch where you're throwing those things!" he yelled angrily.

Goku turned to him and smiled "Sorry Vegeta." He turned back and placed a load of books in a box next to him.

"These are Gohan's old books" explained Goku "I guess now he's grown up he doesn't need them. Goten doesn't seem to want them either. Too bad Chi Chi's making me clean up, I was gonna do some more training."

Vegeta wanted to do the same. 'He says he wants to train... but I bet he wants to shove food in his gob' thought Vegeta 'but that's better than doing this I suppose.'

Another book whacked Vegeta in the face, he was about to chuck it back when he looked at it. He was so bored that he looked through the pages, just to see if some time would pass if he put his mind somewhere else. Unfortunately keeping focused on something wasn't his best virtue and so no time passed.

"Rabbit holes...changing size...a tea party...crap is what I call it" he muttered as he chucked it in the box.

Goku watched it land.

"That was a weird one," said Goku peering at the cover. "A girl follows a rabbit wearing clothes, random things happen... I kept reading it over and over when I was young. Don't know why..."

Vegeta snickered to himself, 'Suits him fine. He's as weird as that book is.'

Goku picked up the box and handed it to Vegeta. Vegeta took the books outside and decided to stay there. He waited for ages, almost falling asleep from the heat of the sun above. Finally Goku came outside. He stretched, "Time for a break. You have one too Vegeta."

Goku went back in the house for some food, whilst Vegeta ventured into the woods nearby. He planned not to go back until the worst was over. Or at least until Goku stopped throwing books at his head. He went deeper and deeper, not caring where he was going. He decided that if he got lost he could just fly above the trees and see where he was. After a fair amount of time it came to that. He pushed his ki below him and he flew upwards. However, there were a load of branches in his way as he ascended. He dodged a few but...

WHAM! He crashed head first into a massive and very thick tree branch. Vegeta went dizzy for a few seconds and fell back to the ground with a thump!

"Ow... my head" moaned Vegeta under his breath, rubbing his head as he did so. He regained his sight and felt something by his feet. He slowly took a glance at what as doing this and was shocked at the sight. A small white rabbit was there, wearing SAIYAN ARMOUR. He drew his feet back quickly and stared more closely at the rabbit who was now looking up at him.

"Hey Vegeta" it said in an all too familiar voice. Vegeta clenched his fists.

"NAPPA!" he yelled. The Nappa-rabbit darted off in alarm. Vegeta ran after it, wanting to disintegrate him.
"This time I'll finish the job" he smiled to himself, happy to once again destroy a piece of Saiyan trash.

The Nappa-rabbit dove into a hole in the ground. Vegeta stopped just beside it and stared down into the darkness.

"Hmmph" he muttered, "Never mind. Not worth my time anyway"

He began to walk away, pretending he never saw it when the Nappa-rabbit popped up again and began taunting him, in the meanest way possible "scaredy Saiyan…"

That was it for Vegeta, no one called him scared and got away with it especially when it wasn't true. He darted towards the rabbit when all of a sudden he tripped over a stone.

"GODDAMN IT!" he yelled.

He hit his head again on the edge of the hole and he fell endlessly into a black void. He couldn't concentrate on his ki to lift him up again the head injury had almost blacked him out. He continued to fall at a dangerous pace. He couldn't see anything except darkness, although at times he thought he could see objects as he descended. He wondered whether he was going to survive the fall. Although he knew he had been through more than this. Soon he hit the floor with a crash.

He wasn't hurt, but he couldn't see anything. He placed his hands in front of him to try and feel a wall or something. He soon felt one and followed it down the dark tunnel.

'Where the hell have I got to?' he thought.

He felt the handle of a door and he opened it, glad to see it was unlocked but wondering why the hell a door was there. The light from the room hurt his eyes and he had to shield them for a few seconds. Entering the room and looking around at a long hall of doors he continued to question about how he'd get out again. He tried every door he could see, but they were all locked. He kicked down a few doors and went in them but he exited through another in the same room. It was like an endless void.

"Damn it! I'm gonna be stuck down here if I don't think of something..." He looked around once more and this time he came across a tiny door.

"There's no way I can get through there and there's no key anyway. I'm gonna try flying back up the hole."

As he turned around he hit his leg hard on a table that appeared out of nowhere. He cursed under his breath, annoyed at the amount of times he was getting hit by pointless objects. He picked up a small key on the table and tried the small door to find that it opened.

"I'm too big to get through anyway" he muttered. "I'll stick to the original plan…" He slammed the door shut, not noticing the small lock sound as it closed.

That's when he saw a bottle full of a bright red liquid. A tag on the bottle said "Drink Me." Vegeta wasn't in the mood to have anything, plus when he opened the bottle the smell made him want to vomit. He put it down and tried to find another way out. But the longer he ignored it the thirstier he got. So he decided to have some. He forced it down his throat and actually finding it tasty.

No sooner had he finished he felt weird, "What the hell was in that stuff?" He held his head as he went dizzy.

He looked around him, puzzled as he noticed that everything seemed to get bigger. At first he thought it was his imagination but when he felt the bottle in his hand get heavier and heavier he realized he was shrinking. He looked down at himself, realising that he was getting small er and smaller by the second.

"Crap crap crap crap crap!" he yelled over and over.

When he stopped shrinking he now noticed that he was too small to do anything and he had left the key on the table. He tried to push his ki beneath him to fly to the top but it wasn't any good. This sudden change threw his concentration off. So he decided to kick the door down, anything was better than being stuck down in the middle of nowhere. As he started to walk over to the door he stepped in something which made a horrible squishing sound.

"Agh! Is that cake!?"

He looked in disgust as his boots were dripping with icing. "Who the hell would leave that here?"

He looked down at the pile of cakes, each one covered in icing that said 'Eat Me'. The look of it made his stomach rumble. It was ages since he had eaten anything, it even made him want some of Bulma's cooking. He picked it up deciding whether to go ahead and eat one or not.

"Screw it" he said and he ate the whole cake, suprisingly it tasted nice. No sooner had he finished that same weird feeling overtook him, he looked down at himself and saw he was getting bigger.

"What the hell are in these things!?" he yelled out in annoyance.

When he got to his normal size he hoped that he'd stop. But he went on. His head ended up hitting the ceiling and he had to kneel down because the hall was too small. Vegeta was now too big to do anything.

"Goddamn it" said Vegeta crossing his arms and cursing under his breath. " This day couldn't get any worse!"