You were reading your favorite book until you heard a squeak. Looked over and saw huge purple eyes look deepingly in yours. "Gamzee, you were supposed to be in bed!" You said. He shook his head and you laughed. He raised a leg or arm((AN: I have no idea what to call it xD))and he pointed it to his mouth. "You're hungry?" You asked. He squeaked then nodded.
You were giving Gamzee a sopor pie fresh from the oven and some Faygo. You had no idea why he was supposed to eat it, but you didn't care. While you watched Gamzee eat, you heard something move around. You turned and saw grub Kurloz on the counter. He squeaked and Had some face paint that was done to like a skeleton. "Kurloz! You know you shouldn't do that!" You picked the grub up and carried him to the sink ((AN: I almost typed in dish washer xD)). He started to cry so you had to shoosh him and cradle him in your arms. "Ssshhhh...It's ok. It's ok. It won't take long." You turned on the water and waited for it to be perfect grub temperature. You wash and gently scrubbed his face. When you were done you dried him off. "There we are. All do-" You were cut off when you didn't see Gamzee wasn't sitting in his chair anymore. "Hm." You kept your mouth a straight line. Kurloz said a questioning squeak. "Hold on Kurloz. I'm going to find Gamzee. Stay here." You put him down on the counter. While you were gone, Kurloz dived into the left over sopor slime.
As you went into the bathroom, you saw Gamzee putting on some clown facepaint. "Gamzee! If Kurloz can't wear facepaint, doesn't mean you can!" You pick Gamzee up from the counter and he started to cry. "Not again..." You shooshed and papped him until he started to hiccup randomly. "God Dammit.." You muttered and carried him back to the kitchen and you find Kurloz in the sopor pie. "Kurloz no!" You picked him up with your other arm and cradled them both.
It was nice until both Kurloz and Gamzee started hiccuping. It was adorable for the first two minutes, but then it got annoying. "Gog,how does GHB deal with this?!" You said. You looked at both of them and they were both dirty. "Time for a bath." You said. They both shook their heads. You snickered. "Yes you are."
You started running the bath and this time, you put them in a pet carrier so they wouldn't fuck any shit up. They were rattling the cage and kept on honking , wanting to get out. When it was perfect temperature, You put in craploads of soap which made bubbles. It was grape scented ((AN: *eyebrow wiggle* )). You opened the pet carrier and put them in the tub. "Awweee! They look so cute!" You took a picture of them in the tub with your phone. They splashed and played with the bubbles. You dipped your hand inside the bathtub, finding it really warm. You wished You could go in the tub with them, but you don't have an extra pair of clothes. Their hair was like a wild bush so you scrubbed their hair until it was silky and soft to the touch. You sighed. "All. Done." You admired the work you've did and they both pull you in the tub. "Huh?!" You were suprised by their strength to pull you in the tub. They squeaked in happiness. "Wow. Just." You started to laugh to yourself. Gamzee was in your hair and Kurloz was snuggling in your shirt ((AN: x33)). It didn't take long until you heard the front door open and GHB walk in and see you guys in the tub. He chuckled. "I guess you had up and motherfuckin fun?" "I think they had more fun than me. I'm still pleased that I got to grubsit them." You ruffled Kurloz and Gamzee's hair. They squeaked happily. As soon as you left , Kurloz and Gamzee both squeaked "Momma."