Final Fantasy VIII

Stupid Cupid

Author: ddxw

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the FFVIII characters, Squaresoft does!

Author's Notes: This is my first story so please be gentle on the reviews.I won't be able to take setbacks.kidding. I'm not really good at writing but I hope that you can be open and point out your views. I don't know if anybody had come up with this idea before I did. I'll just see how is the response.

Chapter 1: Valentine's Day at Balamb Garden.

It was a beautiful day at Balamb Garden. It wasn't just any normal day. It was Valentine's Day. Love is in the air..

Up above, God was having a meeting with his cupids.

'It's Valentine's Day today and you cupids are supposed to pair lovers together. Each of you will be assigned to a specific location where you will provide chances for potential lovers. ' God said in a STERN voice.

God then ask the cupids to line up and draw lots from a box with locations written on them. Rapid cupid, who does things fast, drew the lot of Deling City. Rightly cupid, who has paired up many compatible couples, was given Winhill. Mighty Cupid whose bow and arrow pair couples up with such tender love that never part, was given Timber. But for Stupid Cupid.

He was given the lot of Balamb Garden. Stupid was well known for pairing up wrong couples. He was blind and clumsy, with a brain the size of a pea. He is just. erm. well .dumb. Yeah, that's the word, dumb. Think hopeless.

After all the cupids had set off, God asked Stupid for a private conversation. 'Stupid, I don't mean to insult you but please do the job right this time. For the past 1,000 years you have cause some serious damage to the lovers you paired up.' God said gently.

' D-uh? What serious damage?' Stupid said sounding retarded.

' Last year, you pair the Master Fisherman and Grease Monkey together. They're both grown men! You paired Fisher Kid with the sexy girl in a skimpy black dress. That boy isn't even old enough to know how to love yet! Stupid, just be practical. Please, I beg of you...' God plead.

' All wright, all wright. Enough already! I'm not that dumb." Stupid shouted.

Stupid hopped on the 'Cupid Express' and headed for Balamb Garden. Will Stupid do something wrong again? What will happen during Valentine's Day in Balamb Garden?