Outnumbered – Karen and the slug
It was 7:00am in the morning and sue had just woken Jake up when Karen appeared behind her
Karen: mummy I don't feel very well
Sue: what do you mean darling?
Karen: well last night I found a sweetie in the garden and ate it and I think it might have been poisoned because it feels like my insides have melted
Sue: oh dear what kind of sweetie was it can you remember
Karen: well it was crunchy and slimy I found it on a leaf outside
Sue: right….well you pop back to bed darling
Pete: did I just hear right it sounded like Karen ate a slug
Sue: well its better than that time Ben ate that piece of dog poo he though was chocolate
Pete: don't remind me
Ben then appears totally naked
Pete; ben why have you got no clothes on
Ben: well it's my birthday today and I'm wearing my birthday suit to school he said
Pete: oh shit
Karen: sorry ben they forgot
Ben explodes