I wrote this for my friend Tim, without him I never would have thought of this. And without him, Chapter 2 would be nonexictent. (ok, it' not up. YET. But it will be!!)

Diclaimer: I DON'T OWN THIS STUFF!! GET IT! SO NO SUEING ME! I don't know whom owns it, but it sure isn't me! And if any of these characters or conent resembles anything that you have seen elsewhere, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I would never purposely copy.

And for reviews, please no flames. I have a tender ego! It get pummeled enough by my friends, and I don't need any more! Our four heroes get off the boat on Duel Island.

Yugi: Why are we here again?

Joey (in a whiney voice): I'm scared!

Tristan: Hey, you guys told me this was the boat to the beach!

Tea: I snuck on a boat for this! You are horrible friends! No more pep talks from me!

Joey: YES!

Joey is promptly knocked over by Tea's shoe. Joey keeps the shoe, and Tea attacks him. They get in a huge wrestling match, while Yugi and Tristan cheer them on. Tea takes off her other shoe, and hits Joey in the head with it. While he is still stunned, she takes back her other shoe, and outs them on with a huff. Joey is back up in a flash.

Yugi: OH! I remember why I'm here now, I have to go save the Old Man. Let's go get some starchips!

They walk around, looking for duelists. As Yugi is walking, Yami starts talking to him. They talk for a while, when Joey suddenly says

Joey: Man I'm bored. This is taking forever!

Yugi: And we're going to miss the InuYasha marathon!

Tristan: This place blows! We need to find a TV before InuYasha comes on!

Our heroes walk around some more, when a figure ambushed them from the bushes. It's Bakura, running frantically.

Yugi: What is it Bakura?

Bakura: I can't find a TV! I wanna watch the InuYasha marathon!

At that moment Mai walks up. Joey pales, and hides behind Tristan.

Joey: Don't let her see me!

Mai doesn't, and she pulls out her portable color TV complete with a mini sattilite dish. Everyone looks at it longingly. Mai grins and slaps Yugi hand away from the 'on' button.

Mai: Not until you beat me in a duel, hot-shot!

Yugi: Man..... Duel quick ok? InuYasha is on in 15 minutes! Mai grinned evilly as they went to the arena. Joey and Bakura pounced on the TV, hooking everything up and turning it to the right channel. Joey looked up at Tea.

Joey: Aren't you going to go root Yug on?

Tea (sarcastically): Are you?

Joey: Good point.

Mai carefully took her time dueling, and Yugi started to squirm as the minutes passed. Suddenly, he heard the InuYasha opening music.

Yugi: Can we call it a stalemate?

Mai: NO!

They continued to duel, until Yugi gets pissed off and wins the game. He then runs to the TV, and plops on the gournd. However, his view is blocked by Joey and Tea, whom are practically glued to the TV.

Yugi: Short people in front!

Tea: Shut up! I love this part!

Yugi is left out, and can only hear the marathon. He laughs at all the jokes, but only because he had watched that show so many times he didn't even really need to watch it anymore. But still...... the marathon ended, and everyone got up. At the moment Joey turned around, and so did Mai. They saw each other. Joey let out a yell, and started to run. Mai chased him.

Mai: JOEY COME BACK I LOVE YOU!

Joey: GET AWAY, WITCH!

They run out of site, and Yugi sighed. He had forgotten why he was here again.