A/N: This was posted on my dA and LJ, but not here on FF. For some reason, I just didn't felt like posting it here. XD Anyways, this is my first SSB fanfic, so enjoy.

SSB Nintendo, along with like, what? Fifty other companies that collaborated?

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Pit rubbed his shoulder gently, thinking back at the fight he just had with Kirby, Peach, and Olimar. It was a rough fight, like always. Peach was often underestimated by everyone in the mansion, but now he found out why people see it differently after a fight with her. He shuddered at the memory of when Kirby swallowed him and consumed one of his special moves. All he knew what happened was that Kirby was inhaling very deeply at him and everything was dark. Next thing he knew, he saw Kirby wearing a similar crown to his and with wings. Strange, strange little puffball Kirby was...

He opened the door to his dorm, greeting to his blue-haired roommate.

"How did the fight go?" Ike put down a book that he was reading to pay more attention to his angel...umm, the angel.

"It went well," Pit said, "Peach won, and Kirby took a swallow at me," his eyes growing wider as he went on, still thinking about that experience.

Ike chuckled. He couldn't blame Pit for being slightly traumatized by Kirby. In fact, that happened to him as well, same reaction and everything.

Pit placed his bow on the end table next to his bed and opened a drawer from said table. Ike had noticed that he took out a device he recognizes but never really seen Pit using it before.

"Where did you get that iPod?" he asked confusingly.

"Snake gave it to me yesterday," Pit answered with a smile as he was untangling the earphones, "He even added the songs for me,"

That answer gave Ike a newly given instinct to not trust Snake with gifts. When he had first seen the mercenary, 'creepy' was the first initial thought. Not exactly the creepy that could step up the level of the reaction he had with Ganondorf, but creepy nonetheless. Because the sudden given thought, Ike had a bad feeling about that gift, but it's not like the iPod is going to explode...right?

Okay, so maybe it could, considering he (and Samus) appears to have a strange liking in explosions. God forbid how many explosions he had seen when Snake is in battle. But he wouldn't give a bomb for a present...Or maybe he would, because Ike doesn't know him that well.

When Ike started to think about the idea of the exploding iPod, his mind told that that wasn't it. He turned to look at the angel who appears to be enjoying whatever he is hearing. Ike was about to dismiss his instinct, but just to make sure.

"What song are you hearing?"

Pit looked over with a questioned expression and paused the music player, "What?"

Ike was a bit annoyed, not liking to repeat himself, but he doesn't let that show, "What song are you hearing?"

Pit takes a look at the device's screen, "The Bad Touch. I don't what the song really means, but I like the beat,"

Ike really started to trust his instincts now. He never heard of that title, but if it has 'touch' as part of the title and given to him by someone he doesn't really trust...

"Can I hear it with you?" the blue-haired swordsman got up from his bed to sit next to Pit. Pit kindly handed an ear piece to his roommate and pressed on play.

After a few minutes of hearing the song, Pit looked at Ike, "Ike, you look...flustered"

Pit wasn't wrong about Ike's appearance. After a mere few seconds of hearing the song, he enjoyed the fact that he was hearing it next to his adorable angel in bed, and man, what song it was...Listening to that musical ectasy with Pit was practically turning him on.

But then Ike was snapped back to reality and realized was a dreadful song that was, especially one that an innocent young angel is hearing! The first thing he did was to snag the iPod away and threw it out the third-floor window. Before Pit could react, Ike went over to the cabinet where he kept his cape and sword.

"Ike, what are you doing?" Pit asked, not knowing if he was surprised, confused, or just plain overall blank.

"I got business to take care of," he said as he tied his cape. He carried his sword over his shoulder and left the room.

Pit was always told in the Skyworld, curiosity killed the cat. He didn't really get that pun, because he's an angel, not a cat. So he lets his curiosity take over him and got up from the bed to poke his head out the door. He saw a bit of red cape disappearing behind a wall down the hall.

He left the room completely and started following Ike, making sure he doesn't make the even the most audible noise.

He stopped on his tracks when he saw Ike in front of Snake's dorm room. When Ike entered, Pit wondered for a bit that maybe it wasn't important. Unfortunately, curiosity is still taking the best of him, so he walked close to Snake's room, ear attached to the door. However, while he was deciding whether to go back to his and Ike's room or not, he missed whatever Ike and Snake were talking about.

"GREAT!"

Pit backed up a bit, because that was extremely loud and even though he backed he was still able to hear it just as perfectly.

"AETHERRRR!"

A long pause was followed by a major shaking of the mansion. This caused the other smashers to rush out of their assigned rooms to figure out what was going on.

Ike merely left Snake's room with a grin, as though nothing had happened. Pit, because he was closest to the impact, was on the floor (because that shaking of the mansion was quite great, let alone if you're close to the source), sheer questioning in his face.

"Ike...what happened...what did you do?" his look appeared to be more amazed than when Kirby swallowed him in the fight earlier.

Ike just shrugged and left the area. Everyone who has left their rooms were still left clueless as to what caused the impact. Meta Knight, Kirby, Peach, and Zelda were saying how they felt the impact as though it were right next to their room.

Pit got up from floor and peeked through the opened door crack at Snake's room.

What he saw was Snake injured and slightly dazed in the ground, gazing up at the angelic visitor.

"I'm not giving you anymore presents," Snake muttered, making sure it was loudly enough for Pit to hear. And man, was he right about that.

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A/N: This wasn't saved until now, so if it looks like it was copy-pasted, that's because it is.

This wasn't meant to be taken seriously. And I was given an idea to continue by GintaxAlvissforever. :D

And if you want to hear the song, go look it up on project playlist or dizzler, artist name is The Bloodhound Gang.