Rasablu the Evil Hypnotist
Note: I don't own anything related to the Mario series.
I got this random idea and I decided to run with it… so enjoy!
Chapter 1 – Rasablu & Baba
It was a dark and gloomy day in Mushroom Kingdom. Mario was expecting Bowser to come up with another of his crazy schemes… but what he didn't know was that another evil doer was already brewing mischief on a whole other level.
In the opposite world of Sarasaland, Daisy's ruling kingdom, Rasablu was in his evil castle. Rasablu had the appearance of a taller than average toad, but he was so much more. He had a French-sounding accent that added to his character and a moustache to match. Rasablu wore a blue coat with red stars and a top hat that was too big for his head, making him appear comical. But make not mistakes; nothing was funny about this guy. Over his many years as a kooky magician, he had learned hundreds of spells, but his specialty was hypnosis. He could hypnotize anyone and everyone and force them to do wild crazy things.
"Baba! Where are you, you worzless servant!" He shouted from his laboratory. A meek looking, goomba-like creature hobbled into the lab. Baba was abandoned at an early age; he had several deformities including a bulging eye and a crippled leg that made him limp. Rasablu had found him at the peak of his loneliness and convinced him to turn to evil and get revenge on the cruel world that left him all alone. Baba was so lost and confused he joined Rasablu, only to be treated as a slave.
"Y-yes, master?" Baba hesitantly asked.
"Bring me my crystal ball… I want to see what is happening in Mushroom Kingdom."
Baba silently grabbed the ball off a shelf and brought it to his leader. After a few magic words, Rasablu brought the magical ball to life. He could see Mario and Peach playing a game of Mario Party with some of their friends.
"Eck, games sicken me… look at ze way zey laugh, so full of joy, so carefree. Zis is a disgrace! Where is zat damn Bowser, he has nozing better to do zan cause havoc… so why is he not doing it?" He looked to the shivering Baba as if he knew the answer, the poor creature's eyes filled up with tears.
"Oh stop your whimpering, Baba! I know you are disgraced by zis as well. We shall see what Bowser is doing." He rubbed the crystal ball and the image of a sleeping Bowser appeared. "Zat lazy turtle! We shall change zis immediately… Baba!"
"I'm right here, s-sir."
Rasablu laughed as he looked down at him. "Oh yes, I forgot. Go get ze warp pipe ready. We are going to take matters into our own hands! Muhahahahaha!" After a few minutes of eccentric laughter he looked down to Baba who had a look of fear on his face.
"Laugh with me, you idiot!"
"Ha, ha, ha?"
Rasablu kicked him. "Zat was pathetic, hurry up and get ze pipe ready! We shall see how cheery Mario will be after I get zrough with him!"
Meanwhile, Mario and company were having a grand 'ol time.
"Your turn, baby." He said to his long time girlfriend Peach.
"Oh, right." She rolled the dice and got a six. "Oh no, a Bowser space."
Luigi piped up. "Well, at least it isn't the real Bowser."
She drew a card from the Bowser pile and read it aloud. "Ha, it's me Bowser. You now have to take off all your clothes. Wha-?" She looked around the room and noticed Wario smirking and shook her head.
"Did you right that, perv?" Mario asked him.
Wario let out a long laugh. "Guilty as charged."
"You pig."
The sky suddenly turned a dark green. "Um… guys? Look out the window!" Toad shouted. All the players turned to see a hole in the clouds and a blinding flash of light. After the light was gone, a tall toad flying on a broom was spotted along with a goomba in a bucket. "Who on Earth is that?" But they didn't have much time to study the figure as it was gone in a few seconds.
Meanwhile…
There was a sudden knock on the door of Bowser's keep. The security cameras couldn't make out the figures, both in long dark capes, and so a koopa opened it. "Who the hell are you two?"
Rasablu looked up as he pull off the hood of his cape. "Rasablu… but its not like you will remember it anyway." The koopa gave him a confused look as Rasablu pulled some dust out of his pocket. "Goodnight." He blew the dust into the koopa's face and automatically the koopa passed out on the floor in a deep sleep. "Hurry Baba, we don't have much time before reinforcements are sent." He rubbed invisible cream over the koopa's body so no one would find him and they quickly made their way down the great hall. With a snap of his finger Rasablu and Baba turned into koopas, complete with armor. "Follow me you stupid fool." He whispered to Baba.
They finally made their way to the dining room, putting anyone in their way to sleep. They burst in as Bowser stuffed a chicken wing in his mouth. Kammy Koopa rushed over to them. "What are you idiots doing in here! The royal Bowser is eating his supper! No one is allowed to disturb him!" Kammy raised her broom to smack them but froze in mid-swing.
"Oh shut up." Rasablu simply said to her.
Bowser spit out the chicken he was working on. "You must have a death wish or something."
"Bowser, you worthless reptile, I suggest you stay in zat chair or I'll make you. My freezing spell is quite effective…" He pointed to Kammy Koopa. "As you can already tell."
Bowser's anger heated up. No one had ever talked to him like that, and he had never felt more humiliated and disrespected. He let out a loud roar and jumped on top of the table, crushing it underneath his weight, wasting no time to charge these intruders. Baba passed out and Rasablu stood his ground.
"I told you not to get up, didn't I?" He waited until Bowser's snarling teeth were mere inches away from his face until he lifted him into the air with his magic. "Now Bowser, I could kill you right now."
Bowser actually got scared, I mean he had never floated before; he could barely jump off the ground let alone fly. It was intimidating and enjoyable at the same time. "Wh-what do you want?" He managed to muster.
Rasablu laughed. "Just a simple minute of your time."
Back at the palace…
"Wow that was a fun game. We should do this more often." Luigi exclaimed as he walked out of the castle door.
Peach giggled. "Yea, we should. See you guys later!" She waved to DK, Wario, Daisy, and Toad as they left, standing in the doorway as she gave Luigi and Mario a longer goodbye.
"Well, I guess I'll go wait in the car… so you two can have a few minutes alone." Luigi stated as he walked over to their ride and got in. Mario kissed Peach on the cheek, not wanting to make a scene in front of his brother. A grin a mile-long filled Peach's luscious lips.
"I had a lot of fun today, but next time we should have a game of one on one." Mario whispered to her.
She gently kissed his ear and whispered back. "That sounds great." The sky lit up with lightening and thunder soon followed, making her jump. "Can I call you later if I get scared?" She winked at him.
"Yea baby, you know you can call me anytime."
HONK! HONK!
"Looks like Luigi is ready to go. I won't keep you any longer." She gave him a long kiss before she broke away. "See you tomorrow."
Mario frowned. "Ah yes, tomorrow… seems like a million years away." He slowly walked over to the car as he waved goodbye one last time. She blew him a kiss and he playfully caught it as he got in and drove away. She smiled to herself and closed the door as the rain began to come down hard. She gloomily looked out a window.
"Whoa, it sure is pouring out there." She walked to the kitchen and pulled out a tub of strawberry ice cream from the freezer. Another bolt of lightening revealed a familiar figure lurking outside the castle but she was too busy getting a spoon to notice. Her father walked into the kitchen and startled her.
"Sorry dear, I didn't mean to frighten you."
After a minute of letting her heart slow down she put on a smile. "It's alright daddy, going to bed?"
"Yes, I just came in here to get my goodnight kiss." He lovingly said to her as he walked over.
"Oh, daddy." She bent over and kissed him. He told her to hurry up and get in bed before he left for his room. She took a bite of her ice cream as she started turning all the lights off for bed. They had servants during the day to take care of things but all of them were dismissed in the evening, except for Toadsworth but he had the week off.
She quietly hummed to herself as she made sure all the doors were locked but stopped as a cracked door in the back came into view. Her heart began to race as she noticed a trail of muddy footprints. Peach followed them until she came upon Bowser sitting in a chair by a lit fireplace. The shadows played across his face like dancers, he didn't move as she entered the room though and appeared to not even notice her.
The princess felt a light sweat coming over her as she opened her mouth to scream, but her voice suddenly wouldn't work. Bowser appeared to have something red on his fingers, blood she assumed.
Suddenly Bowser charged her, his new blonde wig flowing as he ran. Our beloved princess closed her eyes and braced herself for the worst. "Hey girlfriend, wanna have a sleepover? We can paint each other's fingernails and watch Hilary Duff Toad movies all night long!" Then he let out a long girly giggle. The look on Peach's face was priceless.