Okay, my new story. (that I will be finished for once!!!!) It does have boyxboy scenes so if you don't like, don't read. Simple as that, no? Basically I thank my sister and Gesika!!! My sister helped with the plot, and gesika gave me guidance and kicked Chase out of the way so I could write this on paper for my rough draft... ahaha, I hope you enjoy. Updating may be slow because of some issues going on. Making me pretty frustrated. Flames will be used to make a fire to keep me warm at night. review please, andddd..., I do not own Naruto, just the AU plotness of this story. If I owned it, Sasuke wouldn't have been wasting his time with talking to Sakura before he left... He would have been with Naruto. T_T sadly, this is not the case.
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There's nothing like hearing those two amazing words that can seal your destiny. Yeah, I'm talking about the words "I do". When I heard that come out of THE Sasuke Uchiha's mouth, my heart basically exploded.
Now, it's been almost three years and those two words now bare a different meaning... "Life Sentence." No, I'm not being bitter because of the constant fangirls, awkward Uchiha/Uzumaki family reunions, or even the fact that I've been dubbed the "wife", it's because Sasuke Uchiha is a crazy, horny, twenty-five year old man with a never-ending PMS.
I know what your gonna say, "But Sasuke is smart, cute, and strong!" Well, you know what? I do notice those qualities of him, however, his heart is as cold as the snow village in its "winter." He does posess SOME caring traits towards me, but even I have to look very hard to find them. Now, back to reality...
*****
I sighed and hit my head on my desk.
'Three more hours, three more hours.' I thought hopfully. See, I work for the government, licensing license plates, and let me tell you. It was not what I wanted to be. I had actually planned to be an artist after high school, but shit happens. So, here I am, twenty-three and in an industry I never wanted to be in. At least the people here are nice. I watched the clock go by and clicked my pen in a certain tune that would make Sasuke kill me.
"Hey Naruto, what's cracking?" Kiba smiled and carried in a box filled with papers. Great, more licenses. I looked up and smiled at my best friend Kiba Inuzuka. We met on my frist day here and have been friends ever since. We also figured out that both of our husbands had higher paying jobs and could be complete assholes.
"Hi Kiba, more papers?" I asked and frowned. Kiba laughed and ran a hand through his messy brown hair.
"Yeah... Sorry man, but after all of these are issued, you can go home early. IF you can get them all done. Boss said so..." Kiba sighed and put the medium sized box on my desk. Oh thank you Hinata Hyuga! She's my shy, little boss girl. She's actually cute in her own way.
"Ah sweet! Are you stuck here again?" I asked. Kiba frowned and stretched.
"Yeah... Working late for more money, even though I don't see why, I mean, I've got a rich husband for fucks sake." Kiba complained and turned around. "Hey, how is Sasuke?" KIba asked suddenly. I sighed and put my face in my hands.
"Meh. Sasuke-ish, as usual." I huffed and started to spin in my chair. KIba laughed suddenly.
"Figures." he grinned and walked out. "See ya around Naruto."
"Bye." I smiled as Kiba walked out of my little cubicle. Time for the next three hours of my 'average Joe' life.
*****
I walked out of my cubicle and sighed contently. Finally, the day had ended and it was Friday! I got to have the whole weekend off! Yes!
"Bye Naruto, see you on Monday." Hinata said softly. I grinned and opened the door to walk out.
"See ya Hinata... Have a good weekend." I smiled and walked out of the big building. The cool early summer air hit my skin and I shivered. "I need a hot bag..."(1) I mumbled and got into my car.
As I drove home I sang along to the song Only the Good Die Young, by Billy Joel. Man, I loved that guy's voice! I looked at the drive way that usually held My car and Sasuke's right behind it. However, there was no black Ferarri parked there. Yes! Sasuke wasn't home yet! I grinned and parked my red Mini Cooper that I had gotten WITHOUT and gloom's help or money. I prayed to the lord that Sasuke was working late and turned off the car. I got out of the car and grabbed my keys. I sighed and looked at our far from normal house. This house was something that looked like a house from Grande Dunes, South Carolina. Extravagant was exactly the word I would use for it. Sasuke had wanted a bigger house, but I refused. I wanted a house that wouldn't make us look like rich bastards (which unfortunatly, we were). I am one of those people that would be fine living in an apartment in New York, working minimum wage and loving it. Sasuke would never hear of it though, so it didn't happen of course. I sighed and unlocked the door slowly. It clicked open and I head a meow. I giggled and ran in, I took off my light jacket and tossed it onto the coat rack. I picked up my kitten named Mittens. (((A/N: I never noticed it rhymed until now... :'D )))
"Hey Mittens!" I giggled and snuggled my kitten. Mittens mewled as I snuggled him. My best 'girlfriend' Sakura had gotten me Mittens when Sasuke was away on a business trip about two months ago. I smiled and put down Mittens, he purred and seemed to jump away. Mittens kind of reminded me of myself, curious, happy, and destructive.
That evening, I got a hot bubble bath, made some ramen, and finally, I curled up in my fuzzy orange blnket and watched 'Different Strokes.' I yawned and looked at the clock. 8:30 on the dot... Oh god. I sat up and looked out of the window to see the black Ferrarri pull into the drive way, beside my car. Guess who got out of said black car? Sasuke Uchiha, my hardass husband. I smiled as I saw he was in a good mood, something that was rare for him. I have to say, I loved it when he was in a good mood. No blood, no laundry, no pain for the next three weeks. I sat back onto the couch and snuggled into my blanket again as the door opened quickly.
"Hn. Hello dobe." Sasuke sighed and put down his brief case. I grinned and got off the couch, then tackle glomped him onto the floor.
"Hehe, hey teme~" I purred and kissed his cheek. The raven-haired boy hugged me tightly.
"How was your day Naruto?" he asked while getting up, brushing himself off, and standing me up off of the floor. I giggled as he put an arm around my waist.
"BORING! And you?" I half complained. Sasuke smirked and pushed me against a near by wall.
"It was actually good." Sasuke sneered and brushed his lips to mine gently. I blushed and kissed him gently. "Go upstairs Naru-chan, I'll be up in awhile." Sasuke smiled and let me go.
"Fine bastard." I grumbled and walked upstairs. "One of these days..."
I sat on our bed and sighed, I thought about taking off my clothes, however Sasuke said that he liked taking off my clothes himself. Weird, but I wasn't going to say anything to one of the precious Uchiha heirs, the other was his older brother Itachi. Itachi was much worse than Sasuke, much, much worse. 'C'mon teme... I'm getting bored of this...' I thought and played with a piece of my sun kissed hair. I looked at the door as Sasuke sauntered in. He actually reminded me of a lion or any intimdating feline in a small way. The way his eyes symbolized a predator that had just caught its prey. I shivered, but was still smiling at the Uchiha.
"Hey Sasuke-kun." I said and watched him walk towards me. His smile turned quickly into a sneer as he pushed me onto the bed swiftly and got ontop of me. I sighed contently and took in his firmilar scent that reminded me of lavender.
"Hello Naruto." he smirked and met my lips in what became a heated kiss. His soft lips were something I had gotten so used to, everything about him was infact perfect. He took off all of my clothes quickly, like this was nothing new to him, which it wasn't. Ever since the night of our honeymoon, Sasuke had a tendency to ravish my body. I wish I could say something less... Stalkerish, but that's what he did. I shivered as the cool air hit my member. Sasuke tossed his clothes ontop of mine. I smiled and kissed him quickly, I saw him blush a bit as he ran a hand through my hair softly. "Ehe." he chuckled and bit my neck a little more aggressively than I expected. I kept a groan from escaping and arched my back off of the bed a bit.
"Arg... Teme." I panted as he kissed down my stomach. he looked up with his piercing black eyes and shh'd me. I propped myself up on my elbows to see what he was doing. Sasuke smirked and stopped right by my member and kissed the tip lightly. He put his lips around the tip and sucked. I bucked my hips, and for a split second, I felt my length go half way into Sasuke's mouth. However, Sasuke grabbed my hips and pushed them down against the mattress. 'DAMMIT!!!' I cursed in my mind as he sneered. The raven knew he had me wanting it, he always did this so I would beg for it. "Please Sasuke-kun." I whimpered and blushed as he licked my member experimentally. I groaned and squirmed a bit, trying to not let my elbows get weak. "Sasuke, please... Just." I groaned and bit my lip. And after what seemed like hours, Sasuke sighed and nodded, swallowing most of my length. I moaned as he massaged my balls gently, but firmly. Damn him and his skillful pleasuring! As he bobbed his head up and down along my member, I pushed on the back of his head so he would deepthroat me. Guess what though? He actually did! As he did so, he hummed so I would moaned more, it sent shivers up my spine and I did what he knew I would do.
Sasuke increased his pace and sneered, knowing I was getting close. I bit my lip so hard it started to bleed. Sasuke smirked and sucked my length as hard as possible.
"Ah, Sasuke!" I screamed and came in his mouth. Sasuke sat up and swallowed my cum quickly.
"Ehe, Dobe... Where is the lube?" he asked, his eyes narrowing a bit. Oh shit, I didn't buy a new bottle! I sweated dropped and rubbed the back of my head.
"Uh... I didn't get... Any." I laughed nervously. Sasuke sighed and pinched his nose in this way that told me something like 'you are an idiot Naruto Uzumaki.' I shrugged it off and laid on my back. I laughed as Sasuke kissed the shell of my ear.
"Well, either you go without lube or..." he trailed off and stuck three fingers infront of my mouth. I nodded and took the three fingers into my mouth. I coated them in siliva until Sasuke deemed them coated enough. "Hn, ready?" he asked me and kissed my cheek softly. I nodded as he prodded my entrance with one of the three fingers. I didn't cringe at the first finger, but the second I did a bit. I was mostly used to the stretching by now. When the third finger was put into me, I moaned loudly and bucked my hips onto Sasuke's fingers, felling the three pale fingers hit my prostate was always a part I love about making love with Sasuke. I frowned when the fingers left me, but I knew something would be replacing the fingers soon enough. Sasuke smirked and thrusted into me as quick as possible.
"AH!!" I shrieked and dug my nails into his pale back. Sasuke stopped and let me adjust, which was nice for him, because he usually just pounded into me like nothing else. I shifted slightly and nodded. He smiled and started to thrust into me at a slow tempo. "Faster Sasuke." I panted and wrapped my legs around his waist, my arms around his neck also. he nodded and pounded into me faster and faster. I groaned and bucked my hips against his legth as he pumped in and out of me, hiting my prostate everytime. Sasuke groaned and began to touch my neglected member back to life, pumping it in time with his thrusts. I groaned and felt my stomach tighten again like it had before. I heard Sasuke's ragged breaths become uneven like they always do befor... Yeah. I dug my nails into my back as hard as I could as I felt an orgasm rip through my body. My seed splattered onto both of our stomachs.
"Sas-unh." I panted as he kept at it, however, his usually quick pace became as off beat as his breathing. I watched Sasuke bit his lip to keep the moan I knew was coming, hidden. Of course he would hide it, he was an Uchiha. Pride was everything for them, but I knew when he pulled out, got off of me, and collapsed next to my limp body... That he did indeed love me.
"Anf... I love you Naruto." he panted and brought me into a tight hug. A smiled came to my face and I giggled.
"I love you too Sasuke." I breathed heavily as he ran a hand through my blond hair. Maybe he wasn't SUCH a bastard. However, that would probably change the next morning.
*****
The sun beamed through the window and destroyed my nice sleep. I opened my eyes and looked around, of course my butt hurt. I turned on my side and my eyes came across a note.
Dear Naruto,
I had to go to work... As usual. I forgot to tell you about something important and I will tell you tonight. Also, expect my dad to come over today... BE NICE! My mom might come also, so make sure to clean some of the house and get the groceries. The rest of the day is yours dobe.
-Sasuke
I growled and ripped the piece of paper in multiple shreds. Mittens came in and froliced in the now confetti that I threw onto the floor.
"You don't own me." I grumbled and grabbed my phone. I went to the text messaging option and sent him a message.
Hi Sasuke. I just wanted to tell you that you DO NOT OWN MY YOU STUPID TEME!!! I hope this fucks up the meeting you are in! " Like gosh!!!! Go fuck yourself you horny, PMSing man!!! Love you. =^^=
I hit send and huffed heavily. I grabbed a new set of clothing for the day and went to get a shower. I walked into the shower room and threw my clothing onto the floor. I looked up and saw a blue colored note tapped to my shampoo bottle.
PS- Do NOT send me an angry text message, if so... Your ass is mine tonight.
-Sasuke
My jaw dropped and I hit my head on the wall of the shower. "FUCK!" I screamed over and over.
**Sasuke's POV**
I sighed and watched the presentation infront of me. How time wasting can this obviously be? I blinked and folded my hand infront of my face gently. My phone went off in a ringtone Naruto must have set to it. It played the song "me so horny" by 2 live crew. My eyes widened and I grabbed my phone and glared. 1 new text message, Naruto! I growled and got up, I saw Itachi sighed and shake his head.
"I'll be right back." I muttered and walked out. How embarassing was that!?!? I glared at the message as I read it. 'Oh you are SO dead Naruto.' I thought and clenched my fist, almost breaking my phone. I shook my head and sent my reply to his phone. After I sent the message, I flipped my phone closed and walked back inside to recieve more weirded out stares. I knew Itachi would have something to say about this.
**Naruto's POV**
I smiled and walked out of the bathroom. My hair was still semi-wet, but it's not like I actually cared. I smiled and walked into the kitchen. There was a list of what I had to get at the market stuck to the fridge. I smiled slightly at the beautiful day outside. It was almost summer and I planned to go to England with Sakura and Kiba. Sasuke didn't want me to go and I know exactly why... Because he would have to go two weeks without me and that would kill him. I huffed and grabbed the list, shoving it into my pocket, I went to go make some ramen. I looked at my phone and it said one new message. I gulped a bit, knowing it was Sasuke's response. I read it and gulped.
Naruto, you are so fucked when I get home. That was a huge meeting, and you embarrased me infront of my fucking brother. I don't care if you're being pissy and I will not go fuck myself. Also, I do not have a PMS, I am just trying to get work done. I love you too Naruto, but please do not text me back for at least two hours.
My jaw dropped again for the second time in the day. 'Oh my gawd.' I mouthed and put my phone away slowly. 'I am SO fucked!!!' I swore and grabbed and went to grab an apple, but saw a note attached to the one I was going to grab. I picked up the apple cursiously and looked at the attached paper.
PPS- My parents will be here around 7pm, and knowing you... You probably woke up late. So hurry.
-Sasuke
I almost dropped the apple. What is this guy!? Physic!? I ripped the note off and my kitten played around with it yet again. I looked at the clock slowly, hoping it wasn't 5 or 6pm. My eyes widened when I saw the actual time. "five thirty!?!?!?!" I screamed and ran to get my jacket on. "Fuck, fuck, fuck." I chanted and put my shoes on in a back breaking speed that not even my dad could top. And let me tell you something, my dad is FAST! I got up and grabbed my keys, then ran out of the house quickly. When I got to my car I jumped in and turned it on in no time flat. As I pulled out, I prayed that maybe I would make it back, clean the house, impress Sasuke's parents (unlikely) and get to go to bed early today.
As I parked the car in the parking lot to go to the store I heard a tap on my window. I blinked and looked up to see a person I hadn't seen in a VERY long time, and really didn't want to either. His name, Hidan... He bullied me alot back in junior high and high school, along with Pein, Sasori, Kakuzu, Itachi, and Zetsu. However, they had had others in their group. Like Deidara, Konan, Kisame, and Tobi. They chose not to bully me and my nine other friends that were known as the Jinchūriki group. Some of them I didn't even know, but they beat up on all of us because of their leader, Pein. He apparently had a prejudice on all of us for some weird reason. I rolled my eyes and got out to meet his half apologetic smile, the other half of his expression read as "I'm being force to apologize to you and I hate it". I blinked and smiled a bit as he huffed.
"Hey fucker." he said and was hit by the taller man behind him named Kakuzu. Hidan had gotten a little taller, but not much... His hair wasn't as everywhere as it used to be. At least his swearing problem was still there. "Fuck, that shit hurts man." he complained at his taller partner. I sighed and put a hand on my hip lightly.
"What do you want?" I asked both of them and Hidan was jabbed in the side by Kakuzu.
"Hidan and I have something to say to you. Right, Hidan?" Kakuzu hinted and Hidan nodded slowly.
"Sorry for beating the crap outta you for all those fucking years." Hidan sighed and rubbed the back of his head. Kakuzu nodded and sighed a bit. My eyes widened a bit and I smiled slightly. The only "Akatsuki" (their group) that had apologized to me was Itachi after Sasuke and I had gotten married. And let me tell you, that took him alot of pride swallowing to do it, that and Kisame probably forced him.
"Uh... Thanks, I forgive you. It's no big deal." I laughed a bit. "I have to go get groceries now." Hidan blinked and nodded as Kakuzu did the same. I looked down and blinked at Hidan's pudge. "Umm...." I blinked wildly and looked at Hidan's tummy. Kakuzu sighed and stopped Hidan from hitting me.
"He's pregnant." Kakuzu said simply as Hidan's arms fell to his sides. (((A/N: I know, I know... The classic Mpreg... I fail at originalness))) I laughed nervously and ran a hand through my hair.
"Oh, aha... I see, congrats." I smiled and dodged a fist. Kakuzu glared at Hidan and held his hands down.
"See you around Naruto." he sighed and dragged away an angry Hidan. I walked away and held my laughter in. I knew guys could get pregnant since a recent discovery in medical history or something like that. I heard Sakura talking about it to me a couple weeks back when we went out to dinner. I walked into the supermarket and grabbed each and every item the teme told me to get. I think the worst part of grocery shopping, and I have always hated it, was the waiting in line. So I went to the shortest line I could, even though every line was long, due to Saturday shopping. I waited in line until I was tapped on the shoulder again. What was this, annoy Naruto to no extent day!? I glared and turned around to meet a bright smile that belonged to none other than Ino. Oh god!!! INO!!!!! I jumped back a bit and took a deep breath.
"Uh, h-h-hi Ino." I fake smiled as my 'put away in the back of my mind jealousy' stirred up again. You're probably asking, who is Ino? Well, she was Sasuke's girlfriend in high school. The girl I had envied in my first year of high school. Yeah, I always had a crush on Sasuke since he had moved here in grade 12, but someone like me could never get with an instant heart-throb in Konoha High. Plus I was a a little newbie to him and everyone else in grade 12, they had no interest in any of us.
"Hey Naruto! How goes it?" she giggled and swayed her shopping basket back and fourth. I looked at the basket, it was all protien diet stuff... Typical Ino Yamanaka.
"Um, good, I-" I started, but was of course cut off by the blonde.
"How's Sasuke?" she asked hopfully. I knew what she was hoping for... For him to be divorced from me and was single. As you all know, this was not the case at all.
"He's great... As always." I back fired, but said it somewhat bitterly. Ino blinked and sighed, she was defeated.
"Ah, I see... Tell him I said hi." she smiled and ran off. I growled and huffed a bit. 'Stupid ass cunt.' I thought and walked up to the cashier. The woman smiled and flipped her black hair back as she took my things to ring them in. Her red eyes were something I've never seen before in my life, yet... The eye color did not look like contacts at all. As I was in a daze the woman must have flicked my nose a bit.
"Your things." she reminded me as I smiled at her, but crossed my eyes a bit. She giggled and gave me all of my groceries. I smiled and walked out of the store as quick as I could manage. I needed to get home fast to clean up the house. It never struck me until now that Sasuke could have gotten a maid for us.
"Of for the love of..." I muttered and walked back to my car, not wanting anymore people attacking me for any reason! I got into my car and started it up quickly. 'Oh dear lord, this is gonna be a LONG evening...' I thought and zoomed off to get the house ready.
I ran inside and put the groceries away quickly. Mittens pranced after me as I cleaned up the house at a speed that would yet again, put my father to shame. (not that he actually cleaned or anything) I stood up and wiped the sweat beading on my forhead. "Aw fuck." I said and ran a hand through my hair just as the door bell rang. I cursed under my breath and went to look through the peak hole in our door. Not that it should have surprised me, but when I saw Sasuke's mom and dad, I almost went into a cardiac arrest. Now let me get this straight... Sasuke's parents aren't 'bad' people, they're just... Not accepting the fact that of all the people Sasuke could have picked. He picked ME and my Uzumaki-ness. I sighed and ruffled my hair until it looked somewhat presentable. I opened the door and met the glare of Fugaku and Mikoto, my father and mother-in-laws. I smiled and rubbed the back of my head nervously. "Ehe, hey Mr. and ." I smiled, still nervous to call them by their first names, even though Mikoto had told me otherwise.
"Naruto... Call us by our first names. We're all family now." she smiled and walked inside, Fugaku following behind her. He glared a bit and mumbled something inchoherent.
"Nyah? Okay Mikoto." I smiled a bit. She turned and smiled back at me kindly. At times like this, I really miss my mom. She and my dad both live in Italy because she's a national geographic photographer. My dad didn't do as much anymore as he used to though. He used to be an amazing jazz player, until he got into a car crash and lost most of his memory. Truthfully the only person he could remember, which is strange... Was Sasuke for some reason. When this happened Sasuke had asked why he was the most vauge, and my dad smiled with an answer of "Because you gave my son the one thing he will always have. Love Sasuke, love." I think that's what made Sasuke a better person from there out.
"Good, now! Show me where your food is, I'll make some chinese stir fry okay?" Mikoto smiled and walked beside me. I laughed and ran a hand through my hair.
"Come with me." I chuckled as Fugaku sat on one of the three pieces of matching furniture. I walked into the kitchen and watched Mikoto do what she does best. She made some of the dinner at Sasuke and my's wedding. Let me tell you this, she is one good cook. I'm not even kidding you a bit.
"Okay! I'm gonna need all of this! A packet shelf-fresh hokkien noodles, some vegetable oil, green beans, a medium carrot, baby corn, sugar snap peas, red chilli pepper, green spring onions, bok choy, a jar of Chinese barbecue stir-fry sauce, shredded basil, bean sprouts, and a pack roasted salted cashews." Mikoto said in one breath, and yes, that is possible for a woman like her. I nodded and ran to get all the ingredients for the crazy cooking lady. I looked at her while she was cooking. Man, Sasuke looked so much like her, but she was a girl. She looked at me and giggled. "Let me guess, you're thinking how much Sasuke looks like me?" she asked and went back to cooking. Was every Uchiha fucking physic!? I blinked and rubbed the back of my head.
"Yeah... He does. Alot, but you don't look like a man! I meant that you look like a girl, but he-" I said and was cut off by Mikoto.
"I get it, so can it." she smirked and finished up cooking, and the minute she turned off the burner, I heard the door open quickly. I smiled and ran out, then glomped Sasuke in the doorway. See, It's not that I wanted to hug him, but, I had to more like it. We had to pretend I wasn't totally screwed and just fake happy and lovey dovey. Sasuke hugged me back and put his lips to mine gently, then looked at his mom and dad.
"Hey mom, hey dad." he smiled and wrapped his arms around my waist. "Hello Naruto-kun." he sighed and ran a hand through my hair.
"Hehe, hi Sasuke." I grinned as he let go of me. His mom hugged him and his dad nodded in response to Sasuke's nod.
"Nice to see you again Sasuke." she smiled and walked back into the kitchen. "I'm making chinese stir fry." Sasuke smiled and nodded as his dad followed his mom. Mikoto looked a Fugaku and raised an eyebrow. he gave her a 'let's leave them alone' look and pulled her into the kitchen. Sasuke smiled, but then glared a bit at me.
"We'll talk about what happened... Later." he scolded and wrapped his arms around my waist, running his hands down my sides. I shivered and shook my head.
"I know your parents do not wanna see us doing this..." I blushed a bit and looked away. 'Damn you Sasuke and your hotness... Damn you.' I thought and huffed a bit. Sasuke nodded and let go of me swiftly. I frowned and sat on the couch quickly. Sasuke looked at me and then walked into the kitchen. Supper was sure gonna be awkward.
I chewed on my food quietly and looked at the purple vase in the middle of the table. Man, you could cut the tension with a butter knife, no wait, a butcher knife. I hear Mikoto cough and saw her elbow Fugaku out of the corner of my eye.
"Sasuke... We're having a family reunion in a week or so." Fagaku stated. I swallowed my food and hit my head on the table as hard as possible. Sasuke and the rest stared at me.
"Is he okay?" Mikoto asked. Sasuke pinched his nose and shook his head.
"Naruto, calm down... It's just a family reunion." he sighed as I looked up and pouted.
"Fine." I stood up and grabbed all of the empty plates. Mikoto thanked me and Fugaku mumbled a half thank you, I think. I walked into the kitchen and put the dishes into the dish washer as soon as possible. I wanted this night to end as quick as it could. However, that was never going to happen, since it was only 9pm.
Then finally! What seemed like a hundred years, Sasuke's parents left. Mikoto hugged me goodbye and Fugaku ignored me as usual.
"Well see you in about a week." Kimoto smiled and said to Sasuke and me. We both nodded and Sasuke's closed the door behind them. As he did so, I ran up the stairs with my new found speed (which I had been having all day now) and ducked into one of the many closets. I heard Sasuke walk up the stairs quietly.
"Naruto... If you hide, it'll make the punishment that much worse." he explained and opened the first closet door, that did not hold me inside. I was in the 3 one down the hall. I gulped, but kept my mouth shut completely. No way was I gonna let Sasuke Uchiha rape my ass like there was no tomorrow! I turned my head and came face to face with a giant dust bunny, and guess what? I have allergies to dust, like snezzing fits... Fuck. My nosed twitched as I blinked wildly.
Oh no, oh no. Come on, don't sneeze me.' I thought and my face twisted into an "ick" face. I took a deep breath and held it as long as possible.
"Naruto? Get out here now." he hissed at me and opened the second door. I huddled into a long hanging coat so he wouldn't see me, however, that back fired quickly. The coat had dust on it. I closed my eyes and sneezed loudly. Sasuke opened the door to my hide away and glared. "I heard you sneeze, get out NOW." he growled and grabbed hold of my blond locks. I hissed in displeasure and fought with Sasuke's hand until the hand won and pulled me out of the closet by my hair.
"Ehehehe, hey Sasuke... What's crackin'?" I asked and laughed nervously. Sasuke glared even more and pulled me up by my hair. I whined and stood up straight.
"Oh not much, but you are NOT getting away with it. No puppy dog eyes, sex outfits, OR begging will get you outta this one." he stated and grabbed the collar of my shirt. I yelped and followed him unwillingly.
"But-" I started.
"Shut up dobe." he glared and threw me onto the floor in our room. "Okay, you have 5 fucking seconds to explain why you sent me that angry text message. Also, what was with the me so horny ring tone?" he asked asked and put a hand on his hip. I gulped a bit and laughed at the memory of me putting that on his phone.
"Well! Yougavemethatnoteanditlookedlikeyouthoughtyouownedme! SoIsentyouthatmessage, becausenooneownsNarutoUzumaki!" I said explained quickly. "And... Cause I wanted to. It's not my fault you don't check your phone." I said and rolled my eyes. He picked me up by the front of the shirt and looked me in the eyes.
"You. Are. So. Getting. Ass raped." Sasuke stated coldly and dropped me to the floor again.
That night... Worst night of my life, even worse than when Sakura got drunk and almost jumped off of that bridge...
*****
I laid in bed with Sasuke and sighed. My fucking ass hurt like hell.
"Hey Sasuke, you said you had something important to tell me, what was it?" I asked and looked at him slightly. He looked at me and nodded a bit.
"Well, I have to go away for awhile." he said as my eyes widened a bit.
"WHAT!?!?!?!"
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Wow. That was alot of writing. ^^ I think so... Rate and review please! The end sucks... Ah well. Aha, thank you to Gesika again. Now for chapter two, gotta write that in gym. Lawl :P Thank for reading :'D
1- a hot bag, alot people call it a magic bag also... bag+beans+microwave= epic win