A?N- Ok so here is my new story. It was based off of a challenge from and I think it's pretty good. I just want to clarify that there are four girls dancing. And Ginny sings the first verse, Lavender the second, Luna the third, and Hermione the fourth. So I hope you enjoy it and review!

"Potter I told you this was a bad idea!" Draco yelled over the wind as it howled in their ears snow thrashing against their faces.

"If you'd hurry up we can make it to Hermionie's it's closest!" Harry yelled back to Ron and Draco as they were struggling their way through the snow. After the Final War against Voldemort Harry and Ron had finally convinced Draco (who had come over to their side after his father was imprisoned) to have a 'guys day out' but apparently mother nature disagreed with them.

"Almost there… Yes!" Harry reached for the door yanking it open so they could all stumble in slamming the door behind them. The warmth and smell of cinnamon greeted them as they looked around the small house.

"Hermionie are you here!" Ron yelled. No one answered.

"She must be out" Harry said dully sinking onto her couch tired as hell from walking through the snow "I hope she's alright" Ron smirked but Draco looked furious.

"Who gives a damn about your little girlfriend what about us?! You and Weasley here almost got us killed!" but no one was paying attention to him. He ranted like this to much now for anybody to really listen. "I wonder what Granger has to do around here?" Ron looked up curious but Harry shook his head

"We're not going through Hermionie's stuff. God only knows what she'll do to us if she finds one thing out of place."

"Come on Potter you can defeat a Dark Lord but can't look around your own girlfriend's house."

"She's not Harry's girlfriend!" Ron piped up but to not much effect Draco just laughed it off

"Might as well be, I mean she's the only woman Potter spends his time with. She already has you whipped." Harry stood up angrily not knowing why. Sure he did spend a lot of time with Hermionie but that doesn't mean their dating. He would not just sit there and let Draco talk about Hermionie in this fashion but Draco continued to talk. "Look right there defending her honor. I don't see Weasley over there doing that do you?" Harry sat back down in defeat.

"Come on Harry. We are alone in Hermionie's house think of all the stuff we could find out. I mean I have always wanted to know…" he trailed off blushing like mad.

"What is it Weasley remember this is our guys day out you can say it." Draco said smirking probably already getting an idea in his head

"Well it's come to mind a few times just… What kind of knickers she wears." His ears were bright red by now but Draco didn't care he jumped up.

"I'll race you to her bedroom to find out." Draco yelled already running down the small hallway opening up doors to see which one was her bedroom. Ron immediately ran after followed by Harry. As they finally reached to her room they saw Draco already steadily pulling drawer after drawer out looking for his goal.

"Aha! Jackpot! Boys you have to see this." Ron rushed over and as he looked into the drawer a huge grin plastered his face. Harry tentatively crossed to room. He knew this was wrong very wrong in fact. But it still didn't stop him from being curious. As he looked into the drawer a lump formed in his throat and before he knew it he couldn't talk. Before him lie thongs lots of them scattered around the drawer with lacy multi-colored bras. Draco picked up one of the bras and read the little tag.

"34C well I'm impressed who would know someone like little-miss-tightwad would have anything like this." Harry had to look anywhere but at the bras and thongs. The more he look the image in Hermionie in only them grew steadily clearer. Instead he looked over at the television where he saw a tape stuffed, badly, behind it. He moved closer and see it's labeled 'Lady Marmalade'.

"What the…" he started but before he could examine the tape more closely it was snatched quickly out of his hands.

"Potter I didn't think I would ever say this to you but, I love you for this wonderful WONDEFUL discovery!" Harry swiveled around quickly in time to see Draco putting the tape into the VCR under Hermione's television.

"Malfoy I don't think that's…" But his breath was caught in throat when he saw what was flashing upon the screen.

Four girls, four wonderful beautiful girls dancing, ooh were they dancing, in the smallest outfits Harry had every seen.

Hey sister, go sister, Soul sister, flow sister
Hey sister, go sister, Soul sister, go sister

They all sang at the perfect pitch dancing rhythmically. Harry could feel himself get hot but he couldn't stop it. His eyes were glued to the screen.

He met marmelade down in old moulin rouge
Strutting her stuff on the street
She said, hello, hey joe
You wanna give it a go?, oh
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee
Mocca chocolata ya ya
Creole lady marmalade
Voulez-vous cocher avec moi, ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

"That's my sister man!" Ron yelled struggling to get the remote from Draco. "Come on don't make me watch it if it has my sister in it!"

"Shut up Weasly! Just don't focus look another girl… is that the old Gryffindor whore Lavender Brown?" Draco stated as his eyes glazed over
He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that magnolia wine
On her black satin sheets
Is where he started to freak, yeah
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee
Mocca chocolata ya ya
Creole lady marmalade, uh
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

'This isn't happening' Harry thought his mind willing him to look away from the screen 'Guys like me, good guys, don't watch sexy videos of their best friend and her friends dancing. But God… Is that Luna?'

Yeah, yeah, aw
We come through with the money and the garter belts
Let them know we bought that cake, straight out the gate
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm saying, why spend mine when i can spend yours?
Disagree?!, well that's you and i'm sorry!
I'ma keep playing these cat's stuff like atari
Wear high heeled shoes, get love from the jews
Four bad ass chicks from the moulin rouge

"This just gets better and better!" Draco exclaimed. With the song was almost over Hermione, who had been standing slightly behind all the other girls emerged. And at that point Harry thought he was going to cry. He had never seen his best friend look so… He had never seen any girl for that matter look so… so… Goddamn sexy.

Hey, hey, hey
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth, oh
Color cafe au lait, alright
Made the savage beast inside
Roar until he cried
More, more, more!

"We have to stop this you guys!" Harry finally yelled yanking the tape out of the t.v. The other two men looked at him with angry faces that quickly turned green.

"Stop what Harry?" a feminine voice that Harry had never heard so filled with rage before came from the doorframe. Hermione had finally come home.

DSCLAIMER- Dur...Do I really need to tell you I don't own Harry Potter or the song 'Lady Marmalade'?