HI PPL!! I'M BACK!!! Heh. This nasty bit of work is the result of a feed plotbunny. Must also give kredit to both my dad and brother who helped me with this nasty bit of work...
35 ways to annoy McGonagall
1) Call her "Mc Donald" no matter how many times you've been corrected.
2) Offer her a glass of milk.
3) Offer her catnip
4) Ask her if she's lactose intolerant.
5) Every time you walk past her say "Here kitty, kitty"
6) Set her up on a blind date…………..with Snape
7) Buy her a teeny-weeny itsy-bitsy yellow polka-dot bikini and make her wear it to the Yule Ball.
8) With her hair down
9) Ask her if she was Halle Berry's stunt woman in "Catwoman"
10) Call her "Catwoman
11) Ask her how many teacups she's eaten
12) Tell everyone she's had a crush on Snape for years….
13) Tell her that Slytherin is SO much better than Griffindor.
14) Start a rumor that she turns her tea into hard liquor before she drinks it.
15) Take a cat toy and dangle it in front of her face.
16) Watch her reaction.
17) Compare her to Garfield.
18) Spike her drink with catnip and tell everyone to watch.
19) Confuse her name with McGyver –constantly
20) Look at her nails and ask her if she's been declawed
21) If she stutters or stumbles over her words say "Cat got your tongue?"
22) Bark in the middle of class-watch reaction
23) If she coughs ask "Hairball?"
24) Bring a dog around her.
25) Set her up on a date…….with Voldie
26) Transform her bun into a mouse
27) Or a beehive
28) Compare her to Elizabeth Montgomery
29) Ask her if she can wiggle her nose
30) Watch "Bewitched" re-runs during her class
31) Ask her if it's true that Hagrid grooms her
32) Put a dead fish in her desk drawer and watch her reaction
33) Ask her opinion on Inuyasha
34) Have Peeves throw balls of yarn
35) Ask her if she tracts her age in human or cat years
There it is. I am offically insane. If you want a chapter dedicated to her reactions type "yay". If not type "nay". It MIGHT have to be OC's though, nobody in the story is that nasty...right?
R&R
AlbinoMonkeyC